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Sometimes you just have to be yourself.
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LYRICS:
I know you’re not what I should sleeve
But I can’t ignore the visions of me swinging with the team
I heard that there’s a special place
Where boys and girls like you and me, from elements, are braved
I’m having wicked dreams of playing Golgari
I tried control decks once, ended up vomiting
Won’t make my momma proud when I start 0-3
I hear Emeria, I swear it’s calling me
Son, what have you done!?
It’s a midrange meta, playing this is dumb
Opponent,I’m just having fun
With my Eight-and-a-Half-Tails and my Thalia
Down at the
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep on tapping out for
Honor of the Pure
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
White Weenie Club
In it, my ancestors were slain
So why do my eyes light up when I look at the Crusades?
And red decks? They’re not for me, I say
I dislike Molten Rain more than those people in Pompeii
Opponent is unproud, he’s an unhappy one
When he sees me dropping a turn one Champion
I might go 0-3, but I’ll do so with glee
With four of Thalia’s Lieutenants in my sleeves
Son, what have you done? I’m a white weenie boy
You know, out of context that’d doesn’t sound—
Opponent, I’m just having fun
With one-toughness boys. Another Pyroclasm…
I’m at the…
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep on tapping out for
Honor of the Pure
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
White Weenie Club
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Sometimes you just have to be yourself.
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LYRICS:
I know you’re not what I should sleeve
But I can’t ignore the visions of me swinging with the team
I heard that there’s a special place
Where boys and girls like you and me, from elements, are braved
I’m having wicked dreams of playing Golgari
I tried control decks once, ended up vomiting
Won’t make my momma proud when I start 0-3
I hear Emeria, I swear it’s calling me
Son, what have you done!?
It’s a midrange meta, playing this is dumb
Opponent,I’m just having fun
With my Eight-and-a-Half-Tails and my Thalia
Down at the
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep on tapping out for
Honor of the Pure
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
White Weenie Club
In it, my ancestors were slain
So why do my eyes light up when I look at the Crusades?
And red decks? They’re not for me, I say
I dislike Molten Rain more than those people in Pompeii
Opponent is unproud, he’s an unhappy one
When he sees me dropping a turn one Champion
I might go 0-3, but I’ll do so with glee
With four of Thalia’s Lieutenants in my sleeves
Son, what have you done? I’m a white weenie boy
You know, out of context that’d doesn’t sound—
Opponent, I’m just having fun
With one-toughness boys. Another Pyroclasm…
I’m at the…
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
I’m gonna keep on tapping out for
Honor of the Pure
I’m gonna keep attacking at the
White Weenie Club
White Weenie Club
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