Uploaded January 2022 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Remy is very fond of a card in his commander deck.

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LYRICS:

You can kill my girl
My Crucible of Worlds
You can burn my Groves while I’m gone

Oh you can Nova Cleanse
All of my elf-y friends
And laugh and joke about me on the phone

Kill my Coat of Arms
With Bant or Rakdos Charm
Or kill my Crimson Fleet Commodore

Oh you can kill my Whip
My from-The-Dark Ghost Ship
I don’t need to attack with it no more

But don’t kill my Heart
My achy breaky Heart
I just don’t think I’d understand
And if you kill my Heart
My achy breaky Heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooooh

Detain my Chaos Maw
By casting Martial Law
Get rid of my Mogg with a Boom Keg

Or please Generous Gift
The keeper of my Glyph
I wanted to enbalm it anyway

Go kill my Killer Bees
With a Catch and Release
By now you probably know I’m not okay

Oh you can kill my eyes
My sword of body/mind
Nobody’s playing blue/green anyway

Don’t kill my Heart
My achy breaky Heart
I just don’t think I’d understand
And if you kill my Heart
My achy breaky Heart
He might blow up and kill this man
Ooooh

Woo!!!

Parody music tracks, mastering, and background vocals by Ben Karlstrom.

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