Uploaded July 2012 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, here's a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybody's guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment is a continuation of Area 5 (excuse the accidental cutoff at the beginning; I saved a state by accident before capturing), ending with Areas 6 & 7.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.
Trekking our way back to the Gradius franchise, here's a gag-infested, tongue-in-cheek parody that most Japs & Euros alike would definitely be familiar with! (Why this game and/or its sequels never saw the light of day in the US years ago is anybody's guess....) Immature complaint aside, this segment is a continuation of Area 5 (excuse the accidental cutoff at the beginning; I saved a state by accident before capturing), ending with Areas 6 & 7.
©Konami 1990. (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING) - Fair use intended.



![Kabuki Quantum Fighter Walkthrough (Part 3)
In the year 2056, an unidentified entity has hacked into the mainframe computer, thus gaining complete control over it. Whats even more f ked up - this mainframe computer controls each and every weapon throughout our planet! How to rectify this crisis - a voluntary subjects mind transfer into the computer to regain control (a la Tron). Enter Scott OConnor - a 25-year-old Army colonel - reincarnated as a kabuki actor in a full get-up, with an extensive and deadly head of red spiked hair, and traditional Japanese clothes, hence what a huge influence his great-great grandpa, Danjuro, had on OConnor during one of his earlier life phases. Therefore, he must venture the mainframe and exterminate each and every viral invader within it.
©Hal America [Hal Laboratory]/Human Creative Group 1990 (I own ABSOLUTELY NOTHING - Fair use intended).
N=O=T=I=C=E=!!
This walkthrough is NOT intended to be a speedrun; if a single insult pops up concerning the producers gameplay expertise (e.g. suck, fail, go play a kids game, my [insert random significant others name/status here] can do a better playthrough, etc.), DISCIPLINARY ACTIONS WILL BE TAKEN, NO QUESTIONS ASKED!! Kabuki Quantum Fighter Walkthrough (Part 3)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dO2-1sLarLI/mqdefault.jpg)
![8-Bit SHOP LYFE, Volume 1 (Full, Official Album)
Whoevers been following my previous attempt for some months...due to a recent request made by the SHOP-meister himself (AndrewTheLowrey), most of the tracks have been re-structured and arranged, minus the mainstream songs (no big loss there; besides, SHOP intends to avoid all sorts of infringement/legal BS...and so the FUCK do I)! Yet again, consider this arrangement a blessing from the indie gods dwelling high above us - with that, heres the complete tracklist!
1. A Guy Named Guys Fire in the Fens [0:01]
2. F-Words I Tripped Over My Other Foot [3:51]
3. Chris OGradys Fuck the Police [6:37]
4. Bright Red Reasons BGF [9:03]
5. The Cultureds Waves & Wolves [12:34]
6. Bright Red Reasons This Time [15:57]
7. The Cultureds Gemini [19:21]
8. FORT! The Bands Everytime I See You [22:48]
9. FORT! The Bands Steve vs. Zeus [25:43]
10. FORT! The Bands Halcyon Nights [29:07]
11. The Takeaways Fuck Life [31:41]
12. The Takeaways The City [34:30]
13. The Takeaways I Hate Everyone [36:55]
14. Ronald Vegans Were Generic, Were Okay [39:50]
15. F-Words Bags and Glasses [43:27]
16. Vegan Arcades The Cat Thinks Theyre Cool [45:10]
17. Poor Jeremys Dying Like a Fly in a Cup [47:15]
18. Ronald Vegans Ill Take Butt of a Joke for 1000 [49:55]
19. Llama Tsunamis Here There Be Pirates [52:20]
20. Ronald Vegans I Do Drugs (And So Do You) [55:28]
BONUS TRACKS [expect each 1 copy, out of 4 possible ones, to include these as the last 2 tracks; otherwise they will be featured in the next volume!]:
Bonus Track I - Poor Jeremys ADTR [56:32]
Bonus Track II - FORT! The Bands 20 Damn Dollars [58:51]
Bonus Track III - Death Rattles Big Hearts [59:40]
Bonus Track IV - Ramshackle Glorys Any Place (Growing Up) [1:02:25]
Bonus Track V - Bright Red Reasons Overhead Lines [1:04:56]
Bonus Track VI - The Takeaways Run [1:07:56]
Bonus Track VII - Bright Red Reasons One For the End [1:09:57]
Bonus Track VIII - Chris OGradys We All Take Drugs [1:14:09] 8-Bit SHOP LYFE, Volume 1 (Full, Official Album)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dYNu7jbxJ94/mqdefault.jpg)





