Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
I turned the classic World of Warcraft Onyxia Wipe Animation into a live action music video. Now with the original explicit language. Subscribe for +1 DKP.
The Onyxia Wipe Animation video: youtube.com/watch?v=RlLl6bBq584
Lyrics:
Odd groups go to left.
Even groups go right.
That means one, three, five, seven left.
Two, four, six, eight, right.
Seven and eight are whelp groups.
Okay listen the fck up
You are going to DPS very very slowly
Now and by slowly I mean fcking slow!
If you get aggro, it means you're going to lose 50 DKP
cause you didn't know what the fck to do!
And watch the fcking tail!
If you get kicked into the whelps
you lose 50 DKP again for not being where the fck you were supposed to be!
There is no aggro reset.
You only need...
There's some sht about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro.
After two Sunders you can basically start doing damage to it
assuming you know how aggro works and you don't over aggro.
Okay nuke it, DoT it, help the whelp groups.
When it's in phase 2, nuke it as hard as possible.
You want to get it down as fast as possible.
Have DoTs up on, on every time.
Two rows, shadow word pain, warlock curses,
rends, everything.
I don't see enough DoTs, more DoTs now!
Come on more DPS. Hit it like you mean it.
You'll get time to rest in phase 3 while I'm getting the aggro.
Remember, save all your aggro reducing abilities for when it lands.
That means feign death, vanish, fcking fade.
Anything that you can use to reset aggro.
At 40% you will stop DoTs. Until then you will throw more DoTs.
Throw more DoTs, more DoTs, more DoTs.
Come on more DoTs.
Now hit it very hard and very fast.
Lee, run to the centre!
Morgris, run to the centre!
Forestlight, run to the centre!
Saf, run to the centre!
Ices, run to the centre!
Whatever the fck you do
Do not stand next to other people
Morgris centre! Just heal me.
Lee, do not.
Go away from the head, Lee. Go away!
K. DPS slowly.
Come here you fcking cnt!
Watch the tail!
Whelp.
Crushim was feared into it.
Who the fck was that?
Crushim, what the fck?
Whelps, left side! Even side
Many whelps
Now handle it!
Aaargh!
Fck!
That's a fcking -50 DKP
What the fck was that sht?
If you stand in the right fcking place there is no way
you are going to fcking get into the gddmn whelps.
Whatever fcking fear, tail swipe, whatever the fck.
Okay?
It's like one in a fcking million.
From the fcking north corner to the middle into the fcking whelp cave.
It's not even fcking remotely imaginable!
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I turned the classic World of Warcraft Onyxia Wipe Animation into a live action music video. Now with the original explicit language. Subscribe for +1 DKP.
The Onyxia Wipe Animation video: youtube.com/watch?v=RlLl6bBq584
Lyrics:
Odd groups go to left.
Even groups go right.
That means one, three, five, seven left.
Two, four, six, eight, right.
Seven and eight are whelp groups.
Okay listen the fck up
You are going to DPS very very slowly
Now and by slowly I mean fcking slow!
If you get aggro, it means you're going to lose 50 DKP
cause you didn't know what the fck to do!
And watch the fcking tail!
If you get kicked into the whelps
you lose 50 DKP again for not being where the fck you were supposed to be!
There is no aggro reset.
You only need...
There's some sht about an aggro reset when people don't know how to manage their aggro.
After two Sunders you can basically start doing damage to it
assuming you know how aggro works and you don't over aggro.
Okay nuke it, DoT it, help the whelp groups.
When it's in phase 2, nuke it as hard as possible.
You want to get it down as fast as possible.
Have DoTs up on, on every time.
Two rows, shadow word pain, warlock curses,
rends, everything.
I don't see enough DoTs, more DoTs now!
Come on more DPS. Hit it like you mean it.
You'll get time to rest in phase 3 while I'm getting the aggro.
Remember, save all your aggro reducing abilities for when it lands.
That means feign death, vanish, fcking fade.
Anything that you can use to reset aggro.
At 40% you will stop DoTs. Until then you will throw more DoTs.
Throw more DoTs, more DoTs, more DoTs.
Come on more DoTs.
Now hit it very hard and very fast.
Lee, run to the centre!
Morgris, run to the centre!
Forestlight, run to the centre!
Saf, run to the centre!
Ices, run to the centre!
Whatever the fck you do
Do not stand next to other people
Morgris centre! Just heal me.
Lee, do not.
Go away from the head, Lee. Go away!
K. DPS slowly.
Come here you fcking cnt!
Watch the tail!
Whelp.
Crushim was feared into it.
Who the fck was that?
Crushim, what the fck?
Whelps, left side! Even side
Many whelps
Now handle it!
Aaargh!
Fck!
That's a fcking -50 DKP
What the fck was that sht?
If you stand in the right fcking place there is no way
you are going to fcking get into the gddmn whelps.
Whatever fcking fear, tail swipe, whatever the fck.
Okay?
It's like one in a fcking million.
From the fcking north corner to the middle into the fcking whelp cave.
It's not even fcking remotely imaginable!
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