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Oh, To Be In England
Bill Forbes (alias Kal Kahn)

Yinglish people sleeping in the sun to get a tan
Pouring oil upon their face just like a frying pan
Funny thing about it is they all go rosy red
Next day when the peeling starts they are crying in their bed

Oh, to be in England
Now that spring is here
Oh, to be in England
Drinking English beer

Boiled potatos, roast beef and Yorkshire pudding too
That is all you'll ever find upon a set menu
They don't know that I can make an Anglo English Fry
Tell me have you ever heard of Steak and Kidney Pie?

Oh, to be in England
Now that spring is here
Oh, to be in England
Drinking English beer

British people watching television everyday
When the kiddies go to bed they show a sexy play
They don't know that washing powder showing on the screen
Turning coloured clothing into white you've never seen

Oh, to be in England
Now that spring is here
Oh, to be in England
Drinking English beer

Dani dani dani doni dani dani dani dey
Dani dani dani doni dani dani dani dey
Tiddy dani dani doni dani dani
Dani dani dani goni gani
Tadi dama dani goni gani
Dani dani dani dey

Oh, to be in England
Now that spring is here
Oh, to be in England
Drinking English beer
Drinking English beer
Drinking English beer