Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Nothing But the Tooth

There’s something odd, for goodness sakes
With one of my relations
To my surprise, her tooth is fake
It came out in conversation

Lo-Cal Locale

I dropped some sweetener in the yard
My wife won’t let it pass
She said it just reminded her
Of Splenda® in the grass

Verses by Kevin Ahern
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