Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Christmas Comes Too Soon
by Kevin Ahern

If you suffer from premature treejaculation
As I remember
It means you erect your Christmas tree
Sometime in November

Fidon’t
by Kevin Ahern

A lady tugs upon a leash
But there was no dog on it
Because it got away
Doggonit