Noob Tubing the Tarkov 13.0 Wipe @KaptnKrunch
Noob Tubing the Tarkov 13.0 Wipe  @KaptnKrunch
Uploaded February 2023 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
Escape From Tarkov always has wacky events towards the end of a wipe cycle, but I've never played an event that felt like a finger curling on the monkey's paw.

I pleaded to the Tarkov gods for the grenade launchers to be more accessible to people that didn't have time to grind out Peacekeeper quests or farm The Rogues in order for the chance to loot Big Pipe's MGL.

Of course, Battlestate Games decided to give every single scav the ability to spawn in with an MGL or an FN40GL, ammunition too - as one of its many wacky wipe events for 13.0

It called my name, and I responded.

And hell followed with me.

Playing with my best friend(s):
- Arty (Malique)
youtube.com/channel/UC2ilw7eckkEU5Mx-U3n2pvw
twitter.com/vstonks1000000
- Socrammarcos (Marcos)
youtube.com/user/marcosflore1993

Unpaid Actor(s):
- Machinehead
youtube.com/channel/UChLwJXSj-OyNW8Tx990MkSg
twitter.com/JustADruggie
- Voodoo

vvv Chapters vvv

0:00 - Intro
1:18 - The First Encounter
2:29 - No mercy on scavs
5:02 - Two PMCs, zero survivors
5:57 - Throwing hands with GL scavs
7:41 - Glass Hall PMC Duo get owned
8:59 - Tagilla and Random PMC get owned
12:34 - Forklift Fight
14:24 - PMC pulls a fast one and tries escaping from Tarkov
15:17 - Throwing hands in Labs
20:51 - The Customs Revenge Story
23:40 - The Grenademan VS Kaptn Grenademan
28:29 - The Reserve Incident
30:38 - The Final Extract Camp

Game: Escape From Tarkov

Song(s) Featured:
March of The Swivelheads - The English Beat
Valley - Ready or Not OST
Planning 5 - Ready or Not OST
Meth Apartments - Ready or Not OST
Krazoa Shrine - Star Fox Adventures OST
Fast Food - Ready or Not OST
Guard Trouble 1 - Jak 2 OST
Escaping the Fortress - Jak 2 OST
Furenzu No Ijiri - Nagatoro OST
Agency - Ready or Not OST

- My name is Kapt'n Krunch, and I enjoy creating disastrous videos of my absolutely chaotic video game moments, amongst other topics. My friends and I play video games together for the sole purpose of being a problem to other players, as well as eachother. We share a collective brain cell and that brain cell is currently in agony.

- You can also follow me on Twitter if you like seeing weapons-grade sh*tposting on your feed and terrible takes. I tend to be much more active on that platform and am easy to interact with there.
twitter.com/KKArts09

Hardware/Software Used:
Visual - GoPro Hero 3+ and Sony Handycam
Audio - Blue Yeti Microphone and Logitech G432
Graphics - GIMP 2.6 and Mouse+Keyboard
Editing - Sony Vegas Pro 13
Emulator - Nox Android
Systems - PC (Intel Core i5-9400F + GTX 1070 8GB + G.Skill Aegis 32 GB DDR4 RAM)

All footage taken falls under ''fair use'' of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (1998). Therefore, no breach of privacy or copyright has been committed. Freedom of speech is the ability to speak without censorship.
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