Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: MO3rd SPEAKS OUT 🚨
I don’t know what in the croc-infested chaos is going on around here. One minute I’m trying to enjoy a peaceful day of sunbaking, looking magnificent as usual, the next thing you know I’ve got paparazzi hiding in the mangroves documenting my every move.🤷♂️
Then come the tinnies.
Honestly. Can a bloke not catch a few rays without some floating stickybeak interrupting his beauty routine?
And don’t get me started on the ladies.
The chicks around here won’t even give me the time of day. Apparently they’re all obsessed with some bloke who’s got abscesses you can see from space, about one tooth left in his head, and the looks of a dropped mullet. Yet somehow they flock to him like he’s the last snag at a Bunnings 🍗 BBQ.
Meanwhile, here I am.
Perfect smile.
Perfect bod.
Prime specimen.
And they won’t get within a mile.
I don’t know what these sheilas are eating, but it clearly isn’t common sense.
To make matters worse, word has reached me that Mrs Mo has allegedly been spotted checking out the talent , some other fella while I’m away.😡
Some OTHER BLOKE?
I’d like to meet this mystery man.
Just for a friendly chat, of course.
A very friendly chat. Maybe remove his other leg 😡😡😡.
At this point I’m starting to wonder what the hell I’m even doing here. The paparazzi won’t leave me alone, the ladies are ignoring me, Mrs Mo is shopping around, and the tinnies are ruining my tanning schedule.🤷♂️
Honestly, I’m a misunderstood heartthrob, reluctant celebrity, and victim of maybe a poor decision? Starting to question myself .
For those that don’t know this King Mo 3rd from another river, the Mowbray river 45 km away and he’s recently joined the Days of the Daintree on the Daintree river. 🤷♂️ Absolutely no idea why .
#crocodile
#crocodiles
#bigcroc
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: MO3rd SPEAKS OUT 🚨
I don’t know what in the croc-infested chaos is going on around here. One minute I’m trying to enjoy a peaceful day of sunbaking, looking magnificent as usual, the next thing you know I’ve got paparazzi hiding in the mangroves documenting my every move.🤷♂️
Then come the tinnies.
Honestly. Can a bloke not catch a few rays without some floating stickybeak interrupting his beauty routine?
And don’t get me started on the ladies.
The chicks around here won’t even give me the time of day. Apparently they’re all obsessed with some bloke who’s got abscesses you can see from space, about one tooth left in his head, and the looks of a dropped mullet. Yet somehow they flock to him like he’s the last snag at a Bunnings 🍗 BBQ.
Meanwhile, here I am.
Perfect smile.
Perfect bod.
Prime specimen.
And they won’t get within a mile.
I don’t know what these sheilas are eating, but it clearly isn’t common sense.
To make matters worse, word has reached me that Mrs Mo has allegedly been spotted checking out the talent , some other fella while I’m away.😡
Some OTHER BLOKE?
I’d like to meet this mystery man.
Just for a friendly chat, of course.
A very friendly chat. Maybe remove his other leg 😡😡😡.
At this point I’m starting to wonder what the hell I’m even doing here. The paparazzi won’t leave me alone, the ladies are ignoring me, Mrs Mo is shopping around, and the tinnies are ruining my tanning schedule.🤷♂️
Honestly, I’m a misunderstood heartthrob, reluctant celebrity, and victim of maybe a poor decision? Starting to question myself .
For those that don’t know this King Mo 3rd from another river, the Mowbray river 45 km away and he’s recently joined the Days of the Daintree on the Daintree river. 🤷♂️ Absolutely no idea why .
#crocodile
#crocodiles
#bigcroc
