Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
☕ EXCLUSIVE TEA FROM FOREST ☕
“🐊Well, since everyone is carrying on about MO3rd’s arrival, I suppose it’s time I addressed the rumours. Look, I don’t mind a little fresh meat joining the cast. In fact, I quite enjoy the scenery. A girl can appreciate a handsome face, full set of teeth, a good looking sort when she sees one.
Now before the tabloids start printing complete nonsense, let’s be clear. I’ve got history. The King still gets plenty of my attention, Bung Eye remains one of my absolute favs & yeah I’ve had a little love interest in Nate I mean who hasn’t 🤷♀️.
But that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a bit of eye candy from across the river.
And to those people on the boat who thought I was playing statues all afternoon. Honey, I wasn’t posing. I was focused. Very focused. On a particular piece of fresh meat. 😘
And my mouth was hanging open, Let’s just say I wasn’t hot. But the talent was. I may or may not have been drooling. 🤤🐊”
Now, before everyone starts planning weddings and naming hatchlings, let’s calm down. Nobody has basked with MO3rd yet. The ladies are simply conducting a thorough visual inspection.
And frankly, who can blame them?
In the croc world, while some of the boys are off spending time with different ladies, some of the girls enjoy keeping their social calendars busy too. When the cats are away, the mice will play.
Not every lady is a one-croc kind of girl.
Forest has long been known to divide her attention between Bung Eye , Scarface & a little & a little Nate time. Sometimes she’s basking with one, sometimes the other. Other females seem loyal to one favourite male. They’re all individuals like that. DNA studies have shown 3 or even more fathers in the one clutch .
But right now? The hottest gossip in the wetlands isn’t who’s basking with who. It’s who’s been caught checking out MO3rd.
☕🐊📸
#crocodile
☕ EXCLUSIVE TEA FROM FOREST ☕
“🐊Well, since everyone is carrying on about MO3rd’s arrival, I suppose it’s time I addressed the rumours. Look, I don’t mind a little fresh meat joining the cast. In fact, I quite enjoy the scenery. A girl can appreciate a handsome face, full set of teeth, a good looking sort when she sees one.
Now before the tabloids start printing complete nonsense, let’s be clear. I’ve got history. The King still gets plenty of my attention, Bung Eye remains one of my absolute favs & yeah I’ve had a little love interest in Nate I mean who hasn’t 🤷♀️.
But that doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy a bit of eye candy from across the river.
And to those people on the boat who thought I was playing statues all afternoon. Honey, I wasn’t posing. I was focused. Very focused. On a particular piece of fresh meat. 😘
And my mouth was hanging open, Let’s just say I wasn’t hot. But the talent was. I may or may not have been drooling. 🤤🐊”
Now, before everyone starts planning weddings and naming hatchlings, let’s calm down. Nobody has basked with MO3rd yet. The ladies are simply conducting a thorough visual inspection.
And frankly, who can blame them?
In the croc world, while some of the boys are off spending time with different ladies, some of the girls enjoy keeping their social calendars busy too. When the cats are away, the mice will play.
Not every lady is a one-croc kind of girl.
Forest has long been known to divide her attention between Bung Eye , Scarface & a little & a little Nate time. Sometimes she’s basking with one, sometimes the other. Other females seem loyal to one favourite male. They’re all individuals like that. DNA studies have shown 3 or even more fathers in the one clutch .
But right now? The hottest gossip in the wetlands isn’t who’s basking with who. It’s who’s been caught checking out MO3rd.
☕🐊📸
#crocodile
