Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 12 hours ago

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With E3 long since dead and eaten by the Wurmple, we now need to get our gaming news by DIRECTLY suckling upon the teat of Nintendo, who have at long last deigned to feed the starving masses!! Join us for a Nintendo Direct where they will finally announce actual details for Fire Emblem Fortune's Weave!! For sure!! And we'll also get a REAL Zelda game, even if it's just Ocarina of Time again...again...!!

How many times will we get ganked by Roguelikes?! I am guessing...four.

We'll convene an hour early for WILD SPECULATION, then we'll watch the exciting (yet 100% correctly predicted!) Presents and try to hit bingo. Bring your own Tropium supplies, please. See you there!

Bingo Card here!
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Timestamps!
00:00 Predictions & Rice Wars
1:00:00 Direct Starts!
2:00:20 Direct Review...
2:32:30 Bingo Checkup
3:30:12 Fortune's Weave Website