Uploaded November 2009 | Updated September 2026, 3 hours ago
It's the end of the world! Well, not literally, but you're listening to the music that plays during the castle at the end of each world of my imagined New Super Mario Bros. sequel, subtitled "Secret of the Dry Guys".
And it's a Koopaling who's waiting to meet you in the final chamber of each castle. Larry in the first world, Roy, Iggy, Morton Jr., Lemmy, Wendy O. and finally Ludwig von Koopa in the seventh world.
The shocking thing you'll discover is that Kamek transforms each of them into ominous, mask-wearing "Koopa Guys" (all thanks to the power of the the Shy Guy Power Stars). They each have special attacks similar to those found in past Mario games:
1. Larry Guy - spits bullets/seeds
2. Roy Guy - on stilts
3. Iggy Guy - with spears
4. Morton Guy Jr. - really fat and rolls around
5. Lemmy Guy - plays baseball
6. Wendy O. Girl - snorkels in the water below, causes tidal waves
7. Ludwig von Guy - floats around like a helicopter, drops bombs
(Note that the opening fanfare only plays during Bowser Jr.'s castle in World 8... although he's technically not a Koopaling, this track applies to his castle too =P).
It's the end of the world! Well, not literally, but you're listening to the music that plays during the castle at the end of each world of my imagined New Super Mario Bros. sequel, subtitled "Secret of the Dry Guys".
And it's a Koopaling who's waiting to meet you in the final chamber of each castle. Larry in the first world, Roy, Iggy, Morton Jr., Lemmy, Wendy O. and finally Ludwig von Koopa in the seventh world.
The shocking thing you'll discover is that Kamek transforms each of them into ominous, mask-wearing "Koopa Guys" (all thanks to the power of the the Shy Guy Power Stars). They each have special attacks similar to those found in past Mario games:
1. Larry Guy - spits bullets/seeds
2. Roy Guy - on stilts
3. Iggy Guy - with spears
4. Morton Guy Jr. - really fat and rolls around
5. Lemmy Guy - plays baseball
6. Wendy O. Girl - snorkels in the water below, causes tidal waves
7. Ludwig von Guy - floats around like a helicopter, drops bombs
(Note that the opening fanfare only plays during Bowser Jr.'s castle in World 8... although he's technically not a Koopaling, this track applies to his castle too =P).


![01. We Can Be Billionaires —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]
TRACK 1:
WE CAN BE BILLIONAIRES (instrumental)
BowieZ
Burn all your photographs,
Throw em in the fire—
Forget all your memories,
Object of your desire
Dont wanna see the back,
Of anybody in the way, hey-ey—
Im gonna lose track,
Of everything I had to gain, hey-ey
America the bold, America the brave,
America the beautiful wont be saved—
Estates of gold desecrate the graves,
of all the children they enslave
Who built the ship, who fed the coal,
Who paid the price and who lost their soul,
But you still hope for what they promise:
We can all be rich, yeah,
We can all be famous,
Please take all the money,
Piece of cake, you can take your share—
Well exit wooden doors,
Onto marble floors,
Not a thing can stop us, cos well all be billionaires—
Be a maniac, yeah,
Dont give up your greenback!
Dont you know the Lord said:
There aint profit in being fair—
The wealthy theyre adored,
Well trample on the poor,
And not a thing can stop us, cos we can be billionaires—
Brown warfare, a dumpster fire of hot garbage on the ground,
Green welfare, up in the sky where the love is all around,
Feng shui prison cells, we can buy and sell our new cologne to hide the smell,
Silverware — clean it, drink it, smoke it, sing it:
Pre-chorus x1
Chorus x1
Chorus x1 01. We Can Be Billionaires —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zUC8At-NU1Y/mqdefault.jpg)
![08. ÷ —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]
TRACK 8:
÷ (instrumental)
BowieZ
We so divided,
We so div-i-i-i-i-i-ded,
This is how we fall united,
See how green the grass is,
How much brighter life is,
On the other side
Earthquakes: rip apart the common ground, and,
X-rays: but they wont take it layin down,
And heartaches: a resolution for New Years,
It makes: the planet split into new hemispheres
BRIDGE:
Oh, we so divided,
We so div-i-i-i-i-i-ded,
Oh, we so divided,
We so div-i-i-i-i-i-ded,
CHORUS:
This is how we fall united,
See how green the grass is,
How much brighter life is,
On the other side
Bridge x1
Bridge x1
Chorus x1 08. ÷ —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zo_PrVEk3kY/mqdefault.jpg)