Uploaded July 2008 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Welcome to the shimmery, watery depths of the "New Super Mario Bros" sequel, subtitled "Secret of the Dry Guys".
In this fictitious game, the Mario brothers discover that the events of the first NSMB were merely an experiment: Bowser has been toying with immortality, and his transfiguration into Dry Bowser has given him great hope that he will finally be able to thwart Mario by... outliving him!
And so, after hearing rumors that the ancient unknown Dry Guys -- hideous skeletal Shy Guys -- have knowledge of an antidote to Bowser's immortality, Mario begins his onward journey!
But what IS the ... secret of the Dry Guys?
This theme underscores Mario's submerged adventuring. Note the appearance of the very original Super Mario Bros underwater waltz, which plays underneath a harmonica rendition of my "Whirled Whirled West" theme.
Hope you like ^_^
Welcome to the shimmery, watery depths of the "New Super Mario Bros" sequel, subtitled "Secret of the Dry Guys".
In this fictitious game, the Mario brothers discover that the events of the first NSMB were merely an experiment: Bowser has been toying with immortality, and his transfiguration into Dry Bowser has given him great hope that he will finally be able to thwart Mario by... outliving him!
And so, after hearing rumors that the ancient unknown Dry Guys -- hideous skeletal Shy Guys -- have knowledge of an antidote to Bowser's immortality, Mario begins his onward journey!
But what IS the ... secret of the Dry Guys?
This theme underscores Mario's submerged adventuring. Note the appearance of the very original Super Mario Bros underwater waltz, which plays underneath a harmonica rendition of my "Whirled Whirled West" theme.
Hope you like ^_^
![01. We Can Be Billionaires —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zUC8At-NU1Y/mqdefault.jpg "01. We Can Be Billionaires —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]
TRACK 1:
WE CAN BE BILLIONAIRES (instrumental)
BowieZ
Burn all your photographs,
Throw em in the fire—
Forget all your memories,
Object of your desire
Dont wanna see the back,
Of anybody in the way, hey-ey—
Im gonna lose track,
Of everything I had to gain, hey-ey
America the bold, America the brave,
America the beautiful wont be saved—
Estates of gold desecrate the graves,
of all the children they enslave
Who built the ship, who fed the coal,
Who paid the price and who lost their soul,
But you still hope for what they promise:
We can all be rich, yeah,
We can all be famous,
Please take all the money,
Piece of cake, you can take your share—
Well exit wooden doors,
Onto marble floors,
Not a thing can stop us, cos well all be billionaires—
Be a maniac, yeah,
Dont give up your greenback!
Dont you know the Lord said:
There aint profit in being fair—
The wealthy theyre adored,
Well trample on the poor,
And not a thing can stop us, cos we can be billionaires—
Brown warfare, a dumpster fire of hot garbage on the ground,
Green welfare, up in the sky where the love is all around,
Feng shui prison cells, we can buy and sell our new cologne to hide the smell,
Silverware — clean it, drink it, smoke it, sing it:
Pre-chorus x1
Chorus x1
Chorus x1")
![08. ÷ —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zo_PrVEk3kY/mqdefault.jpg "08. ÷ —BowieZ [10050 Cielo Drive] [instrumental]
TRACK 8:
÷ (instrumental)
BowieZ
We so divided,
We so div-i-i-i-i-i-ded,
This is how we fall united,
See how green the grass is,
How much brighter life is,
On the other side
Earthquakes: rip apart the common ground, and,
X-rays: but they wont take it layin down,
And heartaches: a resolution for New Years,
It makes: the planet split into new hemispheres
BRIDGE:
Oh, we so divided,
We so div-i-i-i-i-i-ded,
Oh, we so divided,
We so div-i-i-i-i-i-ded,
CHORUS:
This is how we fall united,
See how green the grass is,
How much brighter life is,
On the other side
Bridge x1
Bridge x1
Chorus x1")
