![M.U.M [SWING HOP] Madam Misfit @MadamMisfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8-x5RSAWmZg/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded June 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Ahh hello you wondrous few...
Welcome to the chaos that is my life as a Mother
This is for those families who during the COVID-19 pandemic found themselves getting "a little tense" (to put it politely)
Lyrics➡️ madammisfit.co.uk/lyrics
This track is available on my debut album "Elixir of Swing" - “mischievous with a splash of absurdity”
▶ Stream & Download Full Album: estlink.de/Album001
▶ Physical purchase: madammisfit.bigcartel.com
LYRICS
So a shoutout hoes to all my fellow mums – it's just a full-time job of wiping bums
Mummy, Mother, Mama is ok for some – Magnificence UnMeasurable
Or simply – Mum
Please go away now, I'm having a wee!
What is the obsession – just leave me be!
I didnt ask for this – I had a life of bliss
Our Netflix and Chill should've stopped with a kiss!
Will you just stop what you're doing and listen to me!
I man I love you Darling – please eat your tea
But if I have to watch that pig one more time – I'll swear I'll have a meltdown and lose my mind!
Becoming a Mother, I often self destruct.
Less time for one another – and that just sucks
Mum's a badge of honour you should wear it with pride
Some days I'm Wonder Woman – some days I wanna hide.
I've created a monster – cos nobody wants to see Daddy no more
They want Mummy – not you Mister.
Well if you want Mummy – this is what i'll give ya!
A stint on the naughty step for hitting your sister!
Hey slow down now, kids what hap?
Embarrassing my kids with my mummsy rap.
Cos I'm down with the kids – I'm hip and with'em.
Cos I'm a Red headed Misfit with impeccable rhythm
So I've got sick on my arm and poo on my finger
That ain't the baby – i'm just a minger!
It's been almost a week now since I had a shower
Some time to myself – just half an hour!
But I get breakfast in bed – on Mothers Day
Shame it's only once a day – but anyway
I've spent more time writing this than I shoulda
Now Ive got stuff to be doing like being a Mother!
__________________________________________________________________________________________________
Encompassing an array of styles, the album taps in to Electro Swing, Hip Hop and Rap. Tagged as the first female Chap Hop artist, Madam Misfit's debut is a cocktail of British humour and whit twinned with some exciting fresh beats.
The album touches on both personal and shared experiences from being a fiery red head to living the busy, stressed out life of a mother. Her lyrics touch on issues such as bullying and diversity in a truly unique way that only she could muster. While each track has it's own unique flavour, when brought together in the shaker, they evolve to create Madam Misfit's signature “Elixir of Swing.”
Release Date: 2020-06-23
Electro Swing Thing Records Album 001
© 2020 Electro Swing Thing Records
madammisfit.co.uk
facebook.com/madammisfit
madammisfit.bandcamp.com
Ahh hello you wondrous few...
Welcome to the chaos that is my life as a Mother
This is for those families who during the COVID-19 pandemic found themselves getting "a little tense" (to put it politely)
Lyrics➡️ madammisfit.co.uk/lyrics
This track is available on my debut album "Elixir of Swing" - “mischievous with a splash of absurdity”
▶ Stream & Download Full Album: estlink.de/Album001
▶ Physical purchase: madammisfit.bigcartel.com
LYRICS
So a shoutout hoes to all my fellow mums – it's just a full-time job of wiping bums
Mummy, Mother, Mama is ok for some – Magnificence UnMeasurable
Or simply – Mum
Please go away now, I'm having a wee!
What is the obsession – just leave me be!
I didnt ask for this – I had a life of bliss
Our Netflix and Chill should've stopped with a kiss!
Will you just stop what you're doing and listen to me!
I man I love you Darling – please eat your tea
But if I have to watch that pig one more time – I'll swear I'll have a meltdown and lose my mind!
Becoming a Mother, I often self destruct.
Less time for one another – and that just sucks
Mum's a badge of honour you should wear it with pride
Some days I'm Wonder Woman – some days I wanna hide.
I've created a monster – cos nobody wants to see Daddy no more
They want Mummy – not you Mister.
Well if you want Mummy – this is what i'll give ya!
A stint on the naughty step for hitting your sister!
Hey slow down now, kids what hap?
Embarrassing my kids with my mummsy rap.
Cos I'm down with the kids – I'm hip and with'em.
Cos I'm a Red headed Misfit with impeccable rhythm
So I've got sick on my arm and poo on my finger
That ain't the baby – i'm just a minger!
It's been almost a week now since I had a shower
Some time to myself – just half an hour!
But I get breakfast in bed – on Mothers Day
Shame it's only once a day – but anyway
I've spent more time writing this than I shoulda
Now Ive got stuff to be doing like being a Mother!
__________________________________________________________________________________________________
Encompassing an array of styles, the album taps in to Electro Swing, Hip Hop and Rap. Tagged as the first female Chap Hop artist, Madam Misfit's debut is a cocktail of British humour and whit twinned with some exciting fresh beats.
The album touches on both personal and shared experiences from being a fiery red head to living the busy, stressed out life of a mother. Her lyrics touch on issues such as bullying and diversity in a truly unique way that only she could muster. While each track has it's own unique flavour, when brought together in the shaker, they evolve to create Madam Misfit's signature “Elixir of Swing.”
Release Date: 2020-06-23
Electro Swing Thing Records Album 001
© 2020 Electro Swing Thing Records
madammisfit.co.uk
facebook.com/madammisfit
madammisfit.bandcamp.com
![M.U.M [SWING HOP] Madam Misfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8-x5RSAWmZg/mqdefault.jpg "M.U.M [SWING HOP] Madam Misfit
Ahh hello you wondrous few...
Welcome to the chaos that is my life as a Mother
This is for those families who during the COVID-19 pandemic found themselves getting a little tense (to put it politely)
Lyrics➡️ https://www.madammisfit.co.uk/lyrics
This track is available on my debut album Elixir of Swing - “mischievous with a splash of absurdity”
▶ Stream & Download Full Album: https://estlink.de/Album001
▶ Physical purchase: https://madammisfit.bigcartel.com/
LYRICS
So a shoutout hoes to all my fellow mums – its just a full-time job of wiping bums
Mummy, Mother, Mama is ok for some – Magnificence UnMeasurable
Or simply – Mum
Please go away now, Im having a wee!
What is the obsession – just leave me be!
I didnt ask for this – I had a life of bliss
Our Netflix and Chill shouldve stopped with a kiss!
Will you just stop what youre doing and listen to me!
I man I love you Darling – please eat your tea
But if I have to watch that pig one more time – Ill swear Ill have a meltdown and lose my mind!
Becoming a Mother, I often self destruct.
Less time for one another – and that just sucks
Mums a badge of honour you should wear it with pride
Some days Im Wonder Woman – some days I wanna hide.
Ive created a monster – cos nobody wants to see Daddy no more
They want Mummy – not you Mister.
Well if you want Mummy – this is what ill give ya!
A stint on the naughty step for hitting your sister!
Hey slow down now, kids what hap?
Embarrassing my kids with my mummsy rap.
Cos Im down with the kids – Im hip and withem.
Cos Im a Red headed Misfit with impeccable rhythm
So Ive got sick on my arm and poo on my finger
That aint the baby – im just a minger!
Its been almost a week now since I had a shower
Some time to myself – just half an hour!
But I get breakfast in bed – on Mothers Day
Shame its only once a day – but anyway
Ive spent more time writing this than I shoulda
Now Ive got stuff to be doing like being a Mother!
Encompassing an array of styles, the album taps in to Electro Swing, Hip Hop and Rap. Tagged as the first female Chap Hop artist, Madam Misfits debut is a cocktail of British humour and whit twinned with some exciting fresh beats.
The album touches on both personal and shared experiences from being a fiery red head to living the busy, stressed out life of a mother. Her lyrics touch on issues such as bullying and diversity in a truly unique way that only she could muster. While each track has its own unique flavour, when brought together in the shaker, they evolve to create Madam Misfits signature “Elixir of Swing.”
Release Date: 2020-06-23
Electro Swing Thing Records Album 001
© 2020 Electro Swing Thing Records
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.madammisfit.bandcamp.com")
![Step Aside Boys [Madam Misfit] Elixir of Swing](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8U7YBI9DR1Y/mqdefault.jpg "Step Aside Boys [Madam Misfit] Elixir of Swing
Well hello, you rather splendid lot!
For too long now the Chaphop scene has been dominated by these cads and bounders.
So I’ve decided, that with a little help from producer OddChap, that’s it’s time to STEP ASIDE BOYS
So my fine fellows, I need your support to send my message far and wide, And boys....if you’re watching BRING IT ON
This track is available on my album Elixir of Swing
▶ Stream/Download: https://estlink.de/Album001
▶ Physical CD: https://madammisfit.bigcartel.com/
LYRICS:
Gonna make some noise, for those Chaphop boys
Cos theres a lady in town your gonna take that crown
Oh so cosy you muskateer three, you remind me of old ladies – sipping at your tea
Telling lifes stories through your lyrics and beats
Posting pictures of your facial hair to get the most tweets
Aha yeh, now whatta we got? I guess Ill just go start with the new kid on the block.
Tom Wild Esquire, he may be smartly attired
but hes top of my list for a Misfit dis.
So he wrong some song where he swears far too much!
36 times a word that rhymes with duck! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sir language please! The F word is so naughty, yet you say it with ease!
Beards of Instagram, youre just a flash in the pan,
A failed geography teacher earning cash when he can.
OK a Youtube starNow that sounds quite bizarre.
Paid your mortgage overnight and drive a jaguar!
Excessive facial hair, a suit and small guitar – hmm how original now where do I start
Cos I know at least 5 guys who already do that act – and one of them ill deal with
At the end of this rap!
CHORUS
Step aside boys – lets make history,
add a woman in the mix and bring in some diversity
So bring on this battle cos this Chahop scene
Is getting kinda old – come and meet your Queen!
Hmm – let me see who I next on my list? Ah thats right that fool with that ghastly pith!
Professor Elemetal – Professor my Arse!
He is nothing of the sort with no ounce of class
Wheres your three piece suit? Though your jackets quite hip.
Those trousers offend me – most likely from a skip
Now at least the other two meet the requirements of hap
Have you even hard of Saville row?(Heres my map)
Oh theyre your fighting trousers! More like big boy pants
Wheres Geoffrey now to hold your hand? (Dance monkey dance)
It seems you rely on an Ape to rescue you from trouble,
Not only in life, but in lyrics when you stumble
No sense of musicality, relying on others – youre just a lyricist at best unlike your Chaphop brothers
So bring on the battle – and roll up your cuffs, cos this fiery female has just had enough!
Now Ive reached the end of this cosy threesome
Saved the best for last and I have good reason!
The founder of Chaphop – the Gentlemen Rhymer.
Grandaddy B – More like old timer!
So many fingers in pies, youre like a kid with candy
A 90s band, top DJ, banjo playing dandy.
Just pick a guise and stick with it, lose that disguise on your top lip
And realise that - youre not hip.
You once had beef with Elemental,
no not the meat, your brother – less successful
But thats all cool now, dont mean pry,
but its not what he told me! Why would I lie?!
So Mr B, lets face the facts –
Youre just a tweed wearing rapper with some moustache wax!
This bromance is over – Ill put it plainly,
Madam Misfit, Chaphops leading lady!
Release Date: 2020-06-23
Electro Swing Thing Records Album 001
© 2020 Electro Swing Thing Records
▶ MADAM MISFIT
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a
▶ ELECTRO SWING THING
➟ Website: https://electroswingthing.com
➟ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/electro...
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/electroswingthing
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/electroswing
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/electroswing
➟ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/electroswingt...
➟ Deezer: https://bit.ly/DeezerEST
➟ Twitter: https://twitter.com/electroswingt
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.madammisfit.bandcamp.com")
![The Wombling Song Uncovered [VLOG] Madam Misfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8iQqGiGcnGg/mqdefault.jpg "The Wombling Song Uncovered [VLOG] Madam Misfit
Ahead of my upcoming release THE WOMBLING SONG, I thought Id give you an insight into how the track all came together, which friends helped me with the production and artwork and also, what its like to be dressed as a Womble for the day!
The PRE-SAVE is already available for the track, so hit the link below to be sure you dont miss out on its release.
I CANNOT wait to share the accompanying video with you - I feel its my best yet!
👉🏻 FRIDAY 13th August with Electroswing Thing
💪🏻 The Wombling Song
♻️REDUCE - REUSE - RECYCLE
👉🏻 PRE-SAVE - https://estlink.de/thewomblingsong
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a")
![Unboxing [VLOG] from Blue Lady Couture](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9LN3m1fqJv4/mqdefault.jpg "Unboxing [VLOG] from Blue Lady Couture
My first EVER Unboxing video - saved for a very special parcel indeed!
If you follow me on Instagram or Facebook (links below) you will know that I have been designing a new Misfit jacket since the back end of 2019.
AND HERE IT IS!!
I hope you like it and I look forward to seeing you all for Misfit Mondays at 8pm!
Blue Lady Couture
https://www.facebook.com/blueladycouture
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BlueLadyCouture
https://www.youtube.com/blueladycouture")
![Trick or Treat [ELECTRO SWING] Madam Misfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9xmPM5H189M/mqdefault.jpg "Trick or Treat [ELECTRO SWING] Madam Misfit
▶ Stream & Download: https://estlink.de/TrickOrTreat
Its that time of the year where things start to get a little spooky, and Im hoping that my new release has ticked that box with my brand new collaboration with fellow Steampunk artists “Victor and the Bully
Halloween 2020 saw us both release equally spooky tracks, “Feels a Little Strange” is still one of my most streamed tracks and VATB were welcomed with their first release on to Electroswing Thing label with “Heebie Jeebies”, a huge hit for their big fan base.
With the bar set high for us both to better our previous spine tingling tracks we decided what better than to join forces to release “TRICK OR TREAT”.
Toe tapping bass lines, ghostly riffs and close harmonies teamed with Victor Ghastlys production and vocals, we know that this is a Halloween track right from the off. #TRICKORTREAT
➟Steampowered Animator - https://steampoweredanimator.contactin.bio/
➟Leafiesdoodles - https://linktr.ee/leafiesdoodles
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a
▶ VICTOR AND THE BULLY
➟ Website: https://victorandthebully.com
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/victorandthebully
➟ YouTube: https://youtube.com/victorbully
➟ Facebook: https://fb.com/victorandthebully
➟ Facebook: https://fb.com/sinandgin
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/37nvnit
➟ iTunes: https://apple.co/35llDlV
▶ ELECTRO SWING THING
➟ Website: https://www.electroswingthing.com
➟ Bandcamp: https://electroswing.bandcamp.com
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/electroswingthing
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/electroswing
➟ Twitch: https://twitch.tv/electroswingthing
➟ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/electroswingelite
➟ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/electroswingthing
➟ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@electroswing
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/electroswing
➟ Deezer: https://bit.ly/DeezerEST
➟ Twitter: https://twitter.com/electroswingt
#ElectroSwing #SpookyScarySkeletons #Halloween #SpookySwing #Spooktober #SwingHouse #Roaring20s #SpookySwing2021 #Halloween2021 #MakeSwingGreatAgain #ChapHop #MadamMisfit")
![2 Years On [VLOG] Madam Misfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A026n2LVWus/mqdefault.jpg "2 Years On [VLOG] Madam Misfit
Celebrating 2 years since the launch of Elixir of Swing
Racking up over 380,000 streams on Spotify alone I am truly overwhelmed with the support you have all given to me and my music
Huge thanks goes to Electroswing Thing and all the other artists I have collaborated with on this album
You can still buy a physical copy via my website links below
And be sure to watch the entire video to find out about the news of its sequel due to drop later this year!
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a")
![MADAM MISFIT and her CARNIVAL OF CHAOS [PROMO] Lincoln Friday 13th 2023](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Aosg7vhUwD8/mqdefault.jpg "MADAM MISFIT and her CARNIVAL OF CHAOS [PROMO] Lincoln Friday 13th 2023
Step right up and witness the spectacle that is Madam Misfit’s Carnival of Chaos!
Our special show at SOUTHSIDE - LINCOLN took place FRIDAY 13th October to a SELL OUT audience.
MAGIC BALLMAN amazed you with their gravity defying flow art, FOOLHARDY BOYS were up to their usual antics taking things sky high and my favourite fool of all time BLIMEY CHARLIE with their silent yet rather beautiful show.
Returning to the carnival for a second time was our favourite local duo SAFETY LAST SIDESHOW - Velocity Bollocks and her husband the Indestructible Man back after joining me at the premier in York. Not for the faint heart, this pair will leave you wanting more.
And of course, trying to control the chaos was everyones favourite ringmaster ADAM WASHINGTON and adding to the rollercoaster of an evening the one and only MADAM MISFIT.
A combination of sideshow and circus, Vaudeville and variety, music and magic, witty rhymes and conga lines, there’s never a dull moment in this world of wonder and excitement. So, what are you waiting for? Gather your friends and join the frenzy...
Join the mailing list to find out on our next upcoming shows
https://www.madammisfit.co.uk/
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a")
![Madam Misfit [VLOG] Behind the Lipstick](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CRTpTQ7J5w4/mqdefault.jpg "Madam Misfit [VLOG] Behind the Lipstick
Hello followers old and new!!
So I thought id put a little VLOG together to (try to) explain who Madam Misfit is (Not sure I actually know)
Also, to my good old followers, a bit of an insight to the woman behind the lipstick and share with you a bit of me and exciting things that are in the horizon!
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.madammisfit.bandcamp.com")
![Madam Misfit [VLOG] What a Week!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CsoMdN5vAw4/mqdefault.jpg "Madam Misfit [VLOG] What a Week!
Check out my lovely pair of releases!
First - on the 9th December I launched THE GRINCH with ELECTROSWING THING
▶ Stream & Download
➟ https://estlink.de/TheGrinch
▶ Produced by Wolfgang Lohr
➟ https://open.spotify.com/artist/5GImm0oU5MkW7OHkb91jwu
▶ Cover Art by José Miguel Romano
➟ Instagram: https://instagram.com/romanjoe1997
Second - on the 11th December my new track BIG BAD WOLF was launched with the latest compilation by BART AND BAKER - ELECTROSWING PART V3
▶ Stream & Download - BIG BAD WOLF
➟ https://open.spotify.com/track/6zPnBP7EiPY7anubTIK2pA
▶ Stream & Download - ELECTROSWING PARTY V3
➟ https://open.spotify.com/album/04HPZbmPUECJ2AwIKJiF4J?si=RJQqZGWIQt6HgK6sqmFy4w
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.instagram.com/madammisfit")
![Prohibition [PROMO] Swing Sisters](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DWKaPtjc_qU/mqdefault.jpg "Prohibition [PROMO] Swing Sisters
Im so excited to share with you a brand new project Im involved in with
Prohibition are proud to present Swing Sisters !
Over the coming months well be celebrating and showcasing the amazingly talented women who play, produce and perform Electro Swing!
Therell be Radio Show takeovers, online events and a very special compilation album, to be released on the Prohibition Record Label in the summer of 2021.
#swingsisters
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.instagram.com/madammisfit")
![Madam Misfit [VLOG] Ready Steady Go!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E-sF112DI1c/mqdefault.jpg "Madam Misfit [VLOG] Ready Steady Go!
Today is the official launch of my BANDCAMP page!!
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
Its been sat pretty quietly for a year or so but seeing the benefits of FEE FREE FRIDAY (ahem - thats today) I thought Id better get in on the action!
BANDCAMP is a wonderful platform where individuals can purchase music directly from the artist and are therefore able to plough those earnings straight back into making more music and merch!
Even more so on FEE FREE FRIDAY (first Friday of every month) no commission is taken so 100% of earnings goes directly to us the artists!
I urge you to not only look at my 3 very shiny tracks but also all the other wonderful amazing artists that feature too!
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a")
