Uploaded June 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Well hello, you rather splendid lot!
For too long now the Chaphop scene has been dominated by these cads and bounders.
So I’ve decided, that with a little help from producer OddChap, that’s it’s time to STEP ASIDE BOYS
So my fine fellows, I need your support to send my message far and wide, And boys....if you’re watching BRING IT ON
This track is available on my album "Elixir of Swing"
▶ Stream/Download: estlink.de/Album001
▶ Physical CD: madammisfit.bigcartel.com
LYRICS:
Gonna make some noise, for those Chaphop boys
Cos there's a lady in town your gonna take that crown
Oh so cosy you muskateer three, you remind me of old ladies – sipping at your tea
Telling life's stories through your lyrics and beats
Posting pictures of your facial hair to get the most tweets
Aha yeh, now whatta we got? I guess I'll just go start with the new kid on the block.
Tom Wild Esquire, he may be smartly attired
but he's top of my list for a Misfit dis.
So he wrong some song where he swears far too much!
36 times a word that rhymes with duck! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sir language please! The F word is so naughty, yet you say it with ease!
Beards of Instagram, you're just a flash in the pan,
A failed geography teacher earning cash when he can.
OK a Youtube starNow that sounds quite bizarre.
Paid your mortgage overnight and drive a jaguar!
Excessive facial hair, a suit and small guitar – hmm how original now where do I start
Cos I know at least 5 guys who already do that act – and one of them i'll deal with
At the end of this rap!
CHORUS
Step aside boys – lets make history,
add a woman in the mix and bring in some diversity
So bring on this battle cos this Chahop scene
Is getting kinda old – come and meet your Queen!
Hmm – let me see who I next on my list? Ah that's right that fool with that ghastly pith!
Professor Elemetal – Professor my Arse!
He is nothing of the sort with no ounce of class
Where's your three piece suit? Though your jacket's quite hip.
Those trousers offend me – most likely from a skip
Now at least the other two meet the requirements of hap
Have you even hard of Saville row?(Here's my map)
Oh they're your fighting trousers! More like big boy pants
Where's Geoffrey now to hold your hand? (Dance monkey dance)
It seems you rely on an Ape to rescue you from trouble,
Not only in life, but in lyrics when you stumble
No sense of musicality, relying on others – you're just a lyricist at best unlike your Chaphop brothers
So bring on the battle – and roll up your cuffs, cos this fiery female has just had enough!
Now I've reached the end of this cosy threesome
Saved the best for last and I have good reason!
The founder of Chaphop – the Gentlemen Rhymer.
Grandaddy B – More like old timer!
So many fingers in pies, you're like a kid with candy
A 90s band, top DJ, banjo playing dandy.
Just pick a guise and stick with it, lose that disguise on your top lip
And realise that - you're not hip.
You once had beef with Elemental,
no not the meat, your brother – less successful
But that's all cool now, don't mean pry,
but its not what he told me! Why would I lie?!
So Mr B, lets face the facts –
You're just a tweed wearing rapper with some moustache wax!
This bromance is over – I'll put it plainly,
Madam Misfit, Chaphop's leading lady!
__________________________________________________________________________________________________
Release Date: 2020-06-23
Electro Swing Thing Records Album 001
© 2020 Electro Swing Thing Records
▶ MADAM MISFIT
➟ Website: madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ YouTube: bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: spoti.fi/2RBxS8a
▶ ELECTRO SWING THING
➟ Website: electroswingthing.com
➟ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/electro...
➟ Facebook: fb.com/electroswingthing
➟ SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/electroswing
➟ Instagram: instagram.com/electroswing
➟ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/electroswingt...
➟ Deezer: bit.ly/DeezerEST
➟ Twitter: twitter.com/electroswingt
madammisfit.co.uk
facebook.com/madammisfit
madammisfit.bandcamp.com
Well hello, you rather splendid lot!
For too long now the Chaphop scene has been dominated by these cads and bounders.
So I’ve decided, that with a little help from producer OddChap, that’s it’s time to STEP ASIDE BOYS
So my fine fellows, I need your support to send my message far and wide, And boys....if you’re watching BRING IT ON
This track is available on my album "Elixir of Swing"
▶ Stream/Download: estlink.de/Album001
▶ Physical CD: madammisfit.bigcartel.com
LYRICS:
Gonna make some noise, for those Chaphop boys
Cos there's a lady in town your gonna take that crown
Oh so cosy you muskateer three, you remind me of old ladies – sipping at your tea
Telling life's stories through your lyrics and beats
Posting pictures of your facial hair to get the most tweets
Aha yeh, now whatta we got? I guess I'll just go start with the new kid on the block.
Tom Wild Esquire, he may be smartly attired
but he's top of my list for a Misfit dis.
So he wrong some song where he swears far too much!
36 times a word that rhymes with duck! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
Sir language please! The F word is so naughty, yet you say it with ease!
Beards of Instagram, you're just a flash in the pan,
A failed geography teacher earning cash when he can.
OK a Youtube starNow that sounds quite bizarre.
Paid your mortgage overnight and drive a jaguar!
Excessive facial hair, a suit and small guitar – hmm how original now where do I start
Cos I know at least 5 guys who already do that act – and one of them i'll deal with
At the end of this rap!
CHORUS
Step aside boys – lets make history,
add a woman in the mix and bring in some diversity
So bring on this battle cos this Chahop scene
Is getting kinda old – come and meet your Queen!
Hmm – let me see who I next on my list? Ah that's right that fool with that ghastly pith!
Professor Elemetal – Professor my Arse!
He is nothing of the sort with no ounce of class
Where's your three piece suit? Though your jacket's quite hip.
Those trousers offend me – most likely from a skip
Now at least the other two meet the requirements of hap
Have you even hard of Saville row?(Here's my map)
Oh they're your fighting trousers! More like big boy pants
Where's Geoffrey now to hold your hand? (Dance monkey dance)
It seems you rely on an Ape to rescue you from trouble,
Not only in life, but in lyrics when you stumble
No sense of musicality, relying on others – you're just a lyricist at best unlike your Chaphop brothers
So bring on the battle – and roll up your cuffs, cos this fiery female has just had enough!
Now I've reached the end of this cosy threesome
Saved the best for last and I have good reason!
The founder of Chaphop – the Gentlemen Rhymer.
Grandaddy B – More like old timer!
So many fingers in pies, you're like a kid with candy
A 90s band, top DJ, banjo playing dandy.
Just pick a guise and stick with it, lose that disguise on your top lip
And realise that - you're not hip.
You once had beef with Elemental,
no not the meat, your brother – less successful
But that's all cool now, don't mean pry,
but its not what he told me! Why would I lie?!
So Mr B, lets face the facts –
You're just a tweed wearing rapper with some moustache wax!
This bromance is over – I'll put it plainly,
Madam Misfit, Chaphop's leading lady!
__________________________________________________________________________________________________
Release Date: 2020-06-23
Electro Swing Thing Records Album 001
© 2020 Electro Swing Thing Records
▶ MADAM MISFIT
➟ Website: madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ YouTube: bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: spoti.fi/2RBxS8a
▶ ELECTRO SWING THING
➟ Website: electroswingthing.com
➟ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/electro...
➟ Facebook: fb.com/electroswingthing
➟ SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/electroswing
➟ Instagram: instagram.com/electroswing
➟ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/electroswingt...
➟ Deezer: bit.ly/DeezerEST
➟ Twitter: twitter.com/electroswingt
madammisfit.co.uk
facebook.com/madammisfit
madammisfit.bandcamp.com
![The Wombling Song Uncovered [VLOG] Madam Misfit
Ahead of my upcoming release THE WOMBLING SONG, I thought Id give you an insight into how the track all came together, which friends helped me with the production and artwork and also, what its like to be dressed as a Womble for the day!
The PRE-SAVE is already available for the track, so hit the link below to be sure you dont miss out on its release.
I CANNOT wait to share the accompanying video with you - I feel its my best yet!
👉🏻 FRIDAY 13th August with Electroswing Thing
💪🏻 The Wombling Song
♻️REDUCE - REUSE - RECYCLE
👉🏻 PRE-SAVE - https://estlink.de/thewomblingsong
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a The Wombling Song Uncovered [VLOG] Madam Misfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8iQqGiGcnGg/mqdefault.jpg)
![Unboxing [VLOG] from Blue Lady Couture
My first EVER Unboxing video - saved for a very special parcel indeed!
If you follow me on Instagram or Facebook (links below) you will know that I have been designing a new Misfit jacket since the back end of 2019.
AND HERE IT IS!!
I hope you like it and I look forward to seeing you all for Misfit Mondays at 8pm!
Blue Lady Couture
https://www.facebook.com/blueladycouture
https://www.etsy.com/uk/shop/BlueLadyCouture
https://www.youtube.com/blueladycouture Unboxing [VLOG] from Blue Lady Couture](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9LN3m1fqJv4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Trick or Treat [ELECTRO SWING] Madam Misfit
▶ Stream & Download: https://estlink.de/TrickOrTreat
Its that time of the year where things start to get a little spooky, and Im hoping that my new release has ticked that box with my brand new collaboration with fellow Steampunk artists “Victor and the Bully
Halloween 2020 saw us both release equally spooky tracks, “Feels a Little Strange” is still one of my most streamed tracks and VATB were welcomed with their first release on to Electroswing Thing label with “Heebie Jeebies”, a huge hit for their big fan base.
With the bar set high for us both to better our previous spine tingling tracks we decided what better than to join forces to release “TRICK OR TREAT”.
Toe tapping bass lines, ghostly riffs and close harmonies teamed with Victor Ghastlys production and vocals, we know that this is a Halloween track right from the off. #TRICKORTREAT
➟Steampowered Animator - https://steampoweredanimator.contactin.bio/
➟Leafiesdoodles - https://linktr.ee/leafiesdoodles
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a
▶ VICTOR AND THE BULLY
➟ Website: https://victorandthebully.com
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/victorandthebully
➟ YouTube: https://youtube.com/victorbully
➟ Facebook: https://fb.com/victorandthebully
➟ Facebook: https://fb.com/sinandgin
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/37nvnit
➟ iTunes: https://apple.co/35llDlV
▶ ELECTRO SWING THING
➟ Website: https://www.electroswingthing.com
➟ Bandcamp: https://electroswing.bandcamp.com
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/electroswingthing
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/electroswing
➟ Twitch: https://twitch.tv/electroswingthing
➟ Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/electroswingelite
➟ YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/electroswingthing
➟ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@electroswing
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/electroswing
➟ Deezer: https://bit.ly/DeezerEST
➟ Twitter: https://twitter.com/electroswingt
#ElectroSwing #SpookyScarySkeletons #Halloween #SpookySwing #Spooktober #SwingHouse #Roaring20s #SpookySwing2021 #Halloween2021 #MakeSwingGreatAgain #ChapHop #MadamMisfit Trick or Treat [ELECTRO SWING] Madam Misfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/9xmPM5H189M/mqdefault.jpg)
![2 Years On [VLOG] Madam Misfit
Celebrating 2 years since the launch of Elixir of Swing
Racking up over 380,000 streams on Spotify alone I am truly overwhelmed with the support you have all given to me and my music
Huge thanks goes to Electroswing Thing and all the other artists I have collaborated with on this album
You can still buy a physical copy via my website links below
And be sure to watch the entire video to find out about the news of its sequel due to drop later this year!
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a 2 Years On [VLOG] Madam Misfit](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/A026n2LVWus/mqdefault.jpg)

![MADAM MISFIT and her CARNIVAL OF CHAOS [PROMO] Lincoln Friday 13th 2023
Step right up and witness the spectacle that is Madam Misfit’s Carnival of Chaos!
Our special show at SOUTHSIDE - LINCOLN took place FRIDAY 13th October to a SELL OUT audience.
MAGIC BALLMAN amazed you with their gravity defying flow art, FOOLHARDY BOYS were up to their usual antics taking things sky high and my favourite fool of all time BLIMEY CHARLIE with their silent yet rather beautiful show.
Returning to the carnival for a second time was our favourite local duo SAFETY LAST SIDESHOW - Velocity Bollocks and her husband the Indestructible Man back after joining me at the premier in York. Not for the faint heart, this pair will leave you wanting more.
And of course, trying to control the chaos was everyones favourite ringmaster ADAM WASHINGTON and adding to the rollercoaster of an evening the one and only MADAM MISFIT.
A combination of sideshow and circus, Vaudeville and variety, music and magic, witty rhymes and conga lines, there’s never a dull moment in this world of wonder and excitement. So, what are you waiting for? Gather your friends and join the frenzy...
Join the mailing list to find out on our next upcoming shows
https://www.madammisfit.co.uk/
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a MADAM MISFIT and her CARNIVAL OF CHAOS [PROMO] Lincoln Friday 13th 2023](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Aosg7vhUwD8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Madam Misfit [VLOG] Behind the Lipstick
Hello followers old and new!!
So I thought id put a little VLOG together to (try to) explain who Madam Misfit is (Not sure I actually know)
Also, to my good old followers, a bit of an insight to the woman behind the lipstick and share with you a bit of me and exciting things that are in the horizon!
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.madammisfit.bandcamp.com Madam Misfit [VLOG] Behind the Lipstick](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CRTpTQ7J5w4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Madam Misfit [VLOG] What a Week!
Check out my lovely pair of releases!
First - on the 9th December I launched THE GRINCH with ELECTROSWING THING
▶ Stream & Download
➟ https://estlink.de/TheGrinch
▶ Produced by Wolfgang Lohr
➟ https://open.spotify.com/artist/5GImm0oU5MkW7OHkb91jwu
▶ Cover Art by José Miguel Romano
➟ Instagram: https://instagram.com/romanjoe1997
Second - on the 11th December my new track BIG BAD WOLF was launched with the latest compilation by BART AND BAKER - ELECTROSWING PART V3
▶ Stream & Download - BIG BAD WOLF
➟ https://open.spotify.com/track/6zPnBP7EiPY7anubTIK2pA
▶ Stream & Download - ELECTROSWING PARTY V3
➟ https://open.spotify.com/album/04HPZbmPUECJ2AwIKJiF4J?si=RJQqZGWIQt6HgK6sqmFy4w
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.instagram.com/madammisfit Madam Misfit [VLOG] What a Week!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/CsoMdN5vAw4/mqdefault.jpg)
![Prohibition [PROMO] Swing Sisters
Im so excited to share with you a brand new project Im involved in with
Prohibition are proud to present Swing Sisters !
Over the coming months well be celebrating and showcasing the amazingly talented women who play, produce and perform Electro Swing!
Therell be Radio Show takeovers, online events and a very special compilation album, to be released on the Prohibition Record Label in the summer of 2021.
#swingsisters
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.instagram.com/madammisfit Prohibition [PROMO] Swing Sisters](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DWKaPtjc_qU/mqdefault.jpg)
![Madam Misfit [VLOG] Ready Steady Go!
Today is the official launch of my BANDCAMP page!!
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
Its been sat pretty quietly for a year or so but seeing the benefits of FEE FREE FRIDAY (ahem - thats today) I thought Id better get in on the action!
BANDCAMP is a wonderful platform where individuals can purchase music directly from the artist and are therefore able to plough those earnings straight back into making more music and merch!
Even more so on FEE FREE FRIDAY (first Friday of every month) no commission is taken so 100% of earnings goes directly to us the artists!
I urge you to not only look at my 3 very shiny tracks but also all the other wonderful amazing artists that feature too!
➟ Website: https://www.madammisfit.co.uk
➟ Facebook: https://www.fb.com/MadamMisfit
➟ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/madammisfit
➟ Bandcamp: https://madammisfit.bandcamp.com/
➟ YouTube: http://bit.ly/YT-MadamMisfit
➟ SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/madam_misfit
➟ Spotify: https://spoti.fi/2RBxS8a Madam Misfit [VLOG] Ready Steady Go!](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/E-sF112DI1c/mqdefault.jpg)
![Madam Misfit [LIVE STREAM] Elixir of Swing
Here it is
My Try before you buy LIVE show
Streamed live on June 15th 2020 the music from my debut album Elixir of Swing with a few added extras.
If you enjoyed the show - then youll enjoy the album.
▶ Pre-Order:
Digital- https://estlink.de/Album001
Physical- https://madammisfit.bigcartel.com/
Release Date: 2020-06-23
Electro Swing Thing Records Album 001
© 2020 Electro Swing Thing Records
Physical Purchase: https://madammisfit.bigcartel.com/
http://www.madammisfit.co.uk
http://www.facebook.com/madammisfit
http://www.madammisfit.bandcamp.com Madam Misfit [LIVE STREAM] Elixir of Swing](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/EO6GsrTdfic/mqdefault.jpg)