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This is actually a parody I did, of a song called Pearly Gates. Not necessarily meant to be taken word-for-word, this is just basically a song about how bronies can be very serious about their fandom, I guess.

-Pepper Lightning

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Lyrics:
[Intro]
Is it true, what the good books say, concerning the Judgement Day, if I don't kneel down and pray?

[Chorus]
Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria,
Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia
Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die
And even after death I want ponies for the afterlife

[Verse 1]
Now listen carefully because what I say is true,
Even when the show's done, the fandom will continue
And when that's gone, and bronies are nearly extinct,
I'll still watch the episodes every day of the week

I've seen the new episodes but I still want more
Never thought I'd say that in twenty-ten or before
Would've laughed in your face if you said I'd like MLP
But then came G4, the generation for me

And now I love all this fandom, and all the conventions
I make plans to go when I first hear them mentioned
Went to Comicon, bought pony clothes and a mane
And got my shirt signed by Tabitha St. Germain

So, God up there, I hope you hear me prayin'
I hope you understand what the fuck I'm sayin'
I promise not to lie, cheat, steal or kill,
If you can promise me a place in the town Ponyville

[Chorus]
Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria,
Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia
Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die
And even after death I want ponies for the afterlife

Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria,
Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia
Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die
And even after death I want ponies for the afterlife

[Verse 2]
Some bronies say that I'm a bit dramatic,
And some of the haters like to call me a fanatic
Well, maybe I am, but that's not a bad thing
I mean, every fandom's got their own crazy celebrities

Not that I'm famous or anything like that
I'm just a normal guy with pony shirts and a brony hat
I'm crazy for the fan music, got a huge amount
Like YAC, Mic, and add Tomb to the count

Well, maybe you think I'm just a One Trick Pony
But I'll let you all know that I ain't no phony
If you're a brony like me, come along for the ride,
And see amazing stuff that'll leave you Petrified

Got an order for Guncakes, hope that's coming soon
But just got to be careful, or get banished to the moon
I try not to hate, when the haters are brats,
I just yell at them just like I'm Yelling At Cats

[Chorus]
Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria,
Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia
Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die
And even after death I want ponies for the afterlife

Brony, if I go to hell but you get to Equestria,
Just get me to the castle and I'll talk to Celestia
Made up my mind, I'm a brony all the way 'til I die
And even after death I want ponies for the afterlife

[Verse 3]
I'm off, finding Twilight Sparkle is now my mission
So let that [Censored] know he's got competition
And tell [Censored] I'll keep this beef on forever,
And to teach him, I'll take [Censored] so he remembers

A disgrace to the fandom, he is, simple and plain
This sucker's the reason that bronies have a bad name
Yeah, you married your toy, but it's twenty-fifteen now, bitch
No one gives a fuck about your [Censored] bullshit

And now I'll let him have it, with these lyrics of mine
Someone needs to teach him that what he's doing ain't fine
Bronies leaving the fandom, people wonder why this is
I'll tell you why, it's because of motherfuckers like this

I may not be good at rap, but I'm not afraid to try
I can be just like that, just like Fluttershy
So to all the people in the fandom of ponies,
I'm on a mission, the survival of the bronies