Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Misty has been living in Maretime Bay for a while now, and she's still discovering new things about her friends. Today, she learns about Pipp's least favorite day of the year: Throw Short Ponies Day.
Disclaimer: I don't actually support the practice of dwarf tossing, this is just a joke.
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Misty has been living in Maretime Bay for a while now, and she's still discovering new things about her friends. Today, she learns about Pipp's least favorite day of the year: Throw Short Ponies Day.
Disclaimer: I don't actually support the practice of dwarf tossing, this is just a joke.
Cover art by Celes-969
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![SONG FOR: MLP Fanfic: The Mayonnaise Incident
Link to Audiobook: https://youtu.be/zhRwyd53ZME
Genre: Comedic dramatic musical that builds into epic disaster-movie intensity, Starts playful with bouncy cartoon folk-pop, then escalates with orchestral drums, brass, and choir, ending in apocalyptic rock opera energy, Silly yet grand, mixing My Little Pony episode song charm with cinematic catastrophe
[verse 1 – light, bouncy tempo]
In Bridlewood the sun was high,
Hitch stopped by to say hi.
Sandwiches and silly snacks,
Unicycled tools in stacks.
[pre-chorus – quirky, playful]
But Izzy whispered with a grin,
“Wanna know where the jinx begins?
It wasn’t magic, wasn’t fate…
It all began with what we ate.”
[chorus – steady, dramatic march]
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
They covered their coats in a creamy haze!
Every jar, every hoof, every mane,
They fought the lice in the white domain.
[verse 2 – tempo quickens]
The fillies slipped, the filly ran,
Alphabittle had a plan.
But Pencil shouted “Never, no!”
And shaved her mane instead of mayo.
[bridge – intensity rises, drums rolling]
The drains are groaning, the pipes erupt,
The showers flooding, the streets corrupt.
A tidal wave of white disgrace,
The mayonnaise consumes the place!
[chorus – faster, louder, urgent]
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
The town was lost in a frothy blaze!
From the homes to the fields to the castle door,
A creamy doom they could not ignore!
[breakdown – frantic, explosive]
Volcano bursting, sirens call,
Screams of ponies, buildings fall.
Through the flood they tried to run,
Bald and broken when it was done.
[final chorus – furious, apocalyptic climax]
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
The curse that haunts to this very day!
In Bridlewood they’ll never say…
The terror of that Sinko De Mayo!
[outro – quiet, almost cheerful again]
And Izzy laughs with sparkling eyes,
“Best adventure of my life!”
Welcome to Song For:
This is a series where I will be creating songs for my favorite past Fanfiction Readings, that come from a time before AI Generated music was a thing.
Click on the video to be taken to the Audiobook that I hope might get another chance at attention from my newer listeners.
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![Why are Ponies so Unbelievably Cute? #mylittlepony #suno #cute
Genre: Twee Pop, Toy Instrument Ensemble
[Intro]
pony pony pony pony
ponies ponies ponies ponies
PONIES! (Ponies!)
PONY! (Pony!)
[Verse 1]
Is it their eyes, so big and wide,
Like windows to the joy inside?
Or pastel coats that shine so bright,
A rainbow world, a pure delight?
[Pre-Chorus]
With every twitch, every gleam,
They’re sweeter than a childhood dream.
From bouncing hooves to laughter’s tune,
They light the stars, they chase the moon.
[Chorus]
Why oh why, are ponies so unbelievably cute! (CUTE!)
From their manes to their hoof-to-boot.
Spreading love with every smile,
Their magic makes it all worthwhile.
[Verse 2]
Their voices sing, so soft, so clear,
A melody for every ear.
They stumble, giggle, learn, and grow,
In every heart, their spark will glow.
[Pre-Chorus]
Their kindness paints the skies anew,
A palette full of pinks and blues.
With every hug, with every cheer,
The ponies bring the magic here.
[Chorus]
Why oh why, are ponies so unbelievably cute! (CUTE!)
From their manes to their hoof-to-boot.
Spreading love with every smile,
Their magic makes it all worthwhile.
[Bridge]
Is it their friendship that shines so true,
Or the way they care in all they do?
Maybe it’s the sparkle in their eyes,
That lifts us up, beyond the skies.
[Outro]
So here’s to ponies, to their charm,
They heal the soul, they keep us warm.
Why oh why, are ponies so unbelievably cute! (CUTE!)
The magic’s in their hearts—and you!
[End]
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#cute Why are Ponies so Unbelievably Cute? #mylittlepony #suno #cute](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cpDAMC0o_7I/mqdefault.jpg)

![Applejack Sings at Sweet Apple Acres
Genre: Warm country folk ballad, acoustic guitar, banjo, fiddle, heartfelt southern female vocal, wholesome farm-life storytelling, rustic Americana, family legacy themes, honest and sincere delivery, harvest-time atmosphere, country roots music, emotional but uplifting, front-porch storytelling, hardworking farm-girl energy, traditional folk-country arrangement, warm harmonies, Sweet Apple Acres spirit, nostalgic and comforting.
[Intro - gentle acoustic guitar and fiddle, warm southern female vocal]
Howdy Yall
Before the sun comes risin
Before the rooster calls
Theres a little piece of heaven
Waiting past these orchard walls
[Verse 1 - acoustic country storytelling, warm and sincere]
I walk beneath the apple trees
The morning dew still on the ground
The leaves all whisper through the breeze
A familiar country sound
Every row tells a story
Every branch has seen the years
Of family that came before me
Their laughter still lives here
[Pre-Chorus - fiddle joins, nostalgic warmth]
And when I place my hooves in dirt
I know exactly where I stand
Theres not a treasure in this world
Worth more than this land
[Chorus - uplifting country folk, heartfelt and proud]
These are the roots of the orchard
The roots that run through me
The hearts of every Apple
Growing strong as any tree
From sunrise through the harvest
Through every seasons call
Sweet Apple Acres raised me
And Ill give it my all
[Verse 2 - warm family-focused storytelling]
Big Macintosh is steady
Like the mountains standing tall
Granny Smith still knows a hundred ways
To answer every call
Apple Bloom keeps dreaming
Of the mare shes gonna be
And every day Im grateful
Theyre right here beside me
[Pre-Chorus - emotional family warmth]
Weve weathered drought and thunder
Weve seen the years roll by
But together were much stronger
Than any stormy sky
[Chorus - fuller instrumentation, joyful family pride]
These are the roots of the orchard
The roots that run through me
The hearts of every Apple
Growing strong as any tree
From sunrise through the harvest
Through every seasons call
Sweet Apple Acres raised me
And Ill give it my all
[Bridge - slower emotional section, fiddle and acoustic guitar]
Ive traveled far from home before
Seen wonders I cant deny
But every road leads back again
Beneath these open skies
The apples keep on growing
The seasons come and go
And the love thats planted here
Is the sweetest thing I know
[Final Chorus - triumphant country-folk climax, warm harmonies]
These are the roots of the orchard
The roots that run through me
The hearts of every Apple
Growing strong as any tree
From sunrise through the harvest
Through every seasons call
Sweet Apple Acres raised me
And Ill give it my all
These fields are more than soil
Theyre family after all
[Outro - soft acoustic guitar and fiddle, peaceful sunset atmosphere]
Tomorrow brings another dawn
Another harvest to begin
And Ill be right here in the orchard...
Ah sure do love Apples!
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![The Fluttershy Song (Contains Profanity)
Genre: sweet cute innocent shy female vocals, childrens music, Lullaby, slow, chillwave,
[Spoken Word]
Oh, um... hi... Im Fluttershy....
[Verse 1]
[Singing]
I wake up with a gentle smile,
Whisper to my critters, stay a while.
A bunny hops, a bird takes flight,
My world of kindness feels so right.
[Pre-Chorus]
But sometimes things just go astray,
And I cant keep my stress at bay.
When patience cracks, emotions flow,
I let my inner feelings show!
[Chorus]
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Fucking Fuckers!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Fucking Cunts!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
FUCK!
[Verse 2]
A squirrel in need, a fox in pain,
I help them all through sun or rain.
I give my love, I do my part,
But sometimes life just breaks my heart.
[Pre-Chorus]
When the world feels so unfair,
And I’m surrounded by despair,
I let loose, I can’t deny,
Even sweet Fluttershy can cry!
[Chorus]
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Fucking Fuckers!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Fucking Cunts!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
FUCK!
[Bridge]
But I still love with all my heart,
I mend the broken, heal the scars.
Through every trial, I find my way,
And kindness wins at the end of the day.
[Chorus]
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Fucking Fuckers!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
Fucking Cunts!
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck,
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Fuck!
FUCK!
[Outro]
I’m Fluttershy, I do my best,
To love, to care, to bring my zest.
But every now and then, you’ll see,
Even I need to set myself free!
Fuck!
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#loudmouth The Fluttershy Song (Contains Profanity)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/faUpyZb4oQA/mqdefault.jpg)

![TCG Card Shop Simulator Song (The Outtakes) [Day 90 Gameplay] #tcgcardshopsimulator
Genre: Cozy Shop, Jazzy Lo-Fi
[Intro]
Stacking shelves and dreams so high,
A world of cards beneath the sky.
Foil and rares, the shop’s alive,
Building a haven where passions thrive.
[Verse 1]
Every booster pack holds a spark,
Collectors wander, leaving their mark.
From trading tables to tournaments near,
This shop’s a beacon for all who cheer.
[Chorus]
Welcome to the TCG life,
Where every shuffle can end a strife.
The shop’s a canvas, the cards, the art,
A game, a trade, a story to start.
[Verse 2]
Balancing budgets, counting the till,
Expanding the shelves takes skill and will.
Customers chat, their eyes aglow,
Swapping their tales as the friendships grow.
[Bridge]
Foil gleam under the morning light,
Deck boxes stacked, everything’s just right.
Inventory’s tight, but the dreams are wide,
In this small shop, there’s nowhere to hide.
[Verse 3]
Late nights planning, a future so bright,
Hosting drafts under neon light.
From Tetramon to Card Sleeves galore,
The heart of the game is the player, for sure.
[Chorus]
Welcome to the TCG life,
Where every shuffle can end a strife.
The shop’s a canvas, the cards, the art,
A game, a trade, a story to start.
[Verse 4]
So here’s to the players, the packs, the play,
Building a community day by day.
A little card shop, a world so grand,
All from the heart, built by hand.
[Outro]
I grab a pack, the foil gleams,
A gambler’s thrill, the card shop dream.
Peel it open, the luck feels right,
FULL ART LEGENDARY $10,000 VALUE.
[End]
#suno
#magicthegathering
#tcgcardshopsimulator
#song
#cardgame
#openingpacks
#gameplay TCG Card Shop Simulator Song (The Outtakes) [Day 90 Gameplay] #tcgcardshopsimulator](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/fwzD3EFqhhg/mqdefault.jpg)

