Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Link to Audiobook: youtu.be/zhRwyd53ZME

Genre: Comedic dramatic musical that builds into epic disaster-movie intensity, Starts playful with bouncy cartoon folk-pop, then escalates with orchestral drums, brass, and choir, ending in apocalyptic rock opera energy, Silly yet grand, mixing My Little Pony episode song charm with cinematic catastrophe

[verse 1 – light, bouncy tempo]
In Bridlewood the sun was high,
Hitch stopped by to say hi.
Sandwiches and silly snacks,
Unicycled tools in stacks.

[pre-chorus – quirky, playful]
But Izzy whispered with a grin,
“Wanna know where the jinx begins?
It wasn’t magic, wasn’t fate…
It all began with what we ate.”

[chorus – steady, dramatic march]
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
They covered their coats in a creamy haze!
Every jar, every hoof, every mane,
They fought the lice in the white domain.

[verse 2 – tempo quickens]
The fillies slipped, the filly ran,
Alphabittle had a plan.
But Pencil shouted “Never, no!”
And shaved her mane instead of mayo.

[bridge – intensity rises, drums rolling]
The drains are groaning, the pipes erupt,
The showers flooding, the streets corrupt.
A tidal wave of white disgrace,
The mayonnaise consumes the place!

[chorus – faster, louder, urgent]
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
The town was lost in a frothy blaze!
From the homes to the fields to the castle door,
A creamy doom they could not ignore!

[breakdown – frantic, explosive]
Volcano bursting, sirens call,
Screams of ponies, buildings fall.
Through the flood they tried to run,
Bald and broken when it was done.

[final chorus – furious, apocalyptic climax]
Mayonnaise! Mayonnaise!
The curse that haunts to this very day!
In Bridlewood they’ll never say…
The terror of that Sinko De Mayo!

[outro – quiet, almost cheerful again]
And Izzy laughs with sparkling eyes,
“Best adventure of my life!”

Welcome to Song For:
This is a series where I will be creating songs for my favorite past Fanfiction Readings, that come from a time before AI Generated music was a thing.

Click on the video to be taken to the Audiobook that I hope might get another chance at attention from my newer listeners.

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