Uploaded March 2020 | Updated September 2026, 23 minutes ago

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DIRECTED BY NICK MARTINEZ

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COVER ART DONE BY // Gillian Gonzales
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lyrics

(intro)
she has a nice beard
has a mustache
has a nice teeth
& she has a big a--

(hook)
u can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
cause i don’t need to hold hands
to know that
i’m broken

(verse)
so sweet, so sweet, of u to bone me
but babe i’ve been around, ur nothing new

backseat, backseat, i had u soaking
oh & i swear i drank u up like apple juice

low key, low key, smelt like bologna
but baby i don’t wanna put the blame on u

so weak, so weak, u need some protein
so let me slip inside then i’ll give some to u

(pre hook)
but i don’t even love myself
so how could i expect u to
love me
touch me
call me honey
to put it bluntly

(hook)
u can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
cause i don’t need to hold hands
to know that
i’m broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
cause i don’t give a fuck babe
give up babe
for fucks sake

(verse)
told me i should just shut up
i know that
sometimes i can be too much
but fuck that

i’m not even sorry that i hurt u
its my pity party, thought i warned u

told me i should just grow up
i felt that
every time i fall in love
regret that

don’t trust me, i’ll only just desert u
guarantee, i’ll eat u like dessert too

(pre hook)
but i don’t even love myself
so how could i expect u to
love me
touch me
call me honey
to put it bluntly

(hook)
u can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
cause i don’t need to hold hands
to know that
i’m broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
cause i don’t give a fuck babe
give up babe
for fucks sake

(bridge)
now i’m in ur room, sitting bedside
saying that i’m hungry for the 400th time

u seem to always ignore me, when its date night
ur watching reruns of friends for like the 400th time

so then i get in a mood, i blame the white wine
& now i’m screaming again, for like the 400th time

& u don’t ask to me fuck, i guess its implied
i guess its implied, babe i guess its implied

(hook)
u can keep ur romance
& u can keep ur slow dance
cause i don’t need to hold hands
to know that
i’m broken

& u can keep ur heartbreak
& u can keep ur dumb dates
cause i don’t give a fuck babe
give up babe
for fucks sake

(outro)
i dont want to hold hands
i dont want ur romance
& i dont need ur slow dance to know that
im broken