Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Pro-tip applicable to all games: Try to hide your heinie while bullets are coming at you.
Raw video taken from the "発掘おじさん" channel. Keep reading for related links which I believe you'll enjoy...

Blast into a translation of the Japanese packaging: chrisaaronblog.blogspot.com/2026/04/metroid-zero-mission-japanese-packaging.html

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My transcription of the audio:
彼女に襲い掛かる最悪のシナリオ
破壊と脱出
二つの試練
ゲームボーイアドバンス
メトロイド ゼロミッション