Uploaded March 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Heartfelt apologies for removing the previous edition ('Turns out that in most of my pre-recorded material, I took way too many hits, thus making myself out to be an Uber-Noob....which, in CLEAR REALITY - I'm NOT!)

ONCE AGAIN....after several months of leaving this installment on the backburner (thus allowing it to fall by the wayside), I've finally decided to resurrect it in the most major way imaginable....and with a VENGEANCE! WIth that, here's a rundown of the entire boss lineup:

Stone Man / ストーンマン
Gravity Man / グラビティーマン
Crystal Man / クリスタルマン
Charge Man / チャージマン
Napalm Man / ナパームマン
Wave Man / ウェーブマン
Star Man / スターマン
Gyro Man / ジャイロマン

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