Uploaded May 2009 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
"Kanako, Kanako, Kanako YASAKA"
A video of me fighting and brutally defeating (proportional to my skills) the wind and rain goddess of the mountain, Kanako Yasaka
High Quality (Highly recommended):
youtube.com/watch?v=rrXQNAFWvzM&fmt=18
Kanako Yasaka (the goddess of rhyming names) is the Final boss of the game Mountain of Faith, the 10th installment of the Touhou Project. The Touhou Project is a series of danmaku shooters full with loli girls attacking each other unto oblivion with a maelstrom of non-deadly infernal bullets possessing psychedelic colors and beautiful patterns of deadly might (only that not really).
So who is this godly figure that threatens to engulf us all? Kanako Yasaka is a relatively easy stage 6 boss in my humble opinion. There is a doujin out there ("Froggy's Missionary Journey" by the circle Ice Rain) where Kanako, after interrupting a battle between Suwako (Frog goddess) and Remilia (Loli devil) and being told by Froggy to, practically, screw off and leave, she leaves. How? She calls back her Faith Pillars in a godly manner that holds no apparent reason of being. Entertaining read, I recommend it.
So why do I bring this up. Because I picture Kanako as a goddess that, while holding a certain degree of power since she defeated Suwako who knows how many millenniums ago, is mostly all talk. She comes to Gensokyo to gather faith.... and partially fails. She tries to initiate an Industrial Revolution... and completely fails (though she gave us Utsuho, so is all okay... sort of). She summons Faith Pillars and attach them to her back for no apparent reason other than looking godlike... and gets thoroughly defeated by two mere mortals, twice. Not a god I would put my faith on... and Suwako is way cooler anyways.
As for the battler itself: Why is this posted at all? Well, since it will take a lot of time to defeat Koishi (I can barely survive Ex-Sanae) I decided to greet you people with mediocre normal plays of me sucking. You can look forward to the annotations if you want. Or look at me as an inspiration, for those who are not blessed with natural skills on danmaku, like me.
I used bombs to the fullest and managed, somehow, to get up to Kanako with 7 lives and then I lost only one in the process. Yes, this is the final section of an entire play through. This shows that you don't need to have godlike skills in danmaku shooter to be able to do pretty well, with a bit of luck. Most of the cards are very pattern and herding oriented. Ironically, for a Stage 6 boss, I find all her cards harder than the majority of Suwako's cards. The only two of Suwako's I would say that are definitely harder than Kanako's are, in my opinion, "Froggy Braves the Elements" and "Mishaguji-sama." Even Suwako's time out spells are easier... I just suck at them.
More info about the Touhou series can be found in this wiki page (Like always):
touhou.wikia.com
"Kanako, Kanako, Kanako YASAKA"
A video of me fighting and brutally defeating (proportional to my skills) the wind and rain goddess of the mountain, Kanako Yasaka
High Quality (Highly recommended):
youtube.com/watch?v=rrXQNAFWvzM&fmt=18
Kanako Yasaka (the goddess of rhyming names) is the Final boss of the game Mountain of Faith, the 10th installment of the Touhou Project. The Touhou Project is a series of danmaku shooters full with loli girls attacking each other unto oblivion with a maelstrom of non-deadly infernal bullets possessing psychedelic colors and beautiful patterns of deadly might (only that not really).
So who is this godly figure that threatens to engulf us all? Kanako Yasaka is a relatively easy stage 6 boss in my humble opinion. There is a doujin out there ("Froggy's Missionary Journey" by the circle Ice Rain) where Kanako, after interrupting a battle between Suwako (Frog goddess) and Remilia (Loli devil) and being told by Froggy to, practically, screw off and leave, she leaves. How? She calls back her Faith Pillars in a godly manner that holds no apparent reason of being. Entertaining read, I recommend it.
So why do I bring this up. Because I picture Kanako as a goddess that, while holding a certain degree of power since she defeated Suwako who knows how many millenniums ago, is mostly all talk. She comes to Gensokyo to gather faith.... and partially fails. She tries to initiate an Industrial Revolution... and completely fails (though she gave us Utsuho, so is all okay... sort of). She summons Faith Pillars and attach them to her back for no apparent reason other than looking godlike... and gets thoroughly defeated by two mere mortals, twice. Not a god I would put my faith on... and Suwako is way cooler anyways.
As for the battler itself: Why is this posted at all? Well, since it will take a lot of time to defeat Koishi (I can barely survive Ex-Sanae) I decided to greet you people with mediocre normal plays of me sucking. You can look forward to the annotations if you want. Or look at me as an inspiration, for those who are not blessed with natural skills on danmaku, like me.
I used bombs to the fullest and managed, somehow, to get up to Kanako with 7 lives and then I lost only one in the process. Yes, this is the final section of an entire play through. This shows that you don't need to have godlike skills in danmaku shooter to be able to do pretty well, with a bit of luck. Most of the cards are very pattern and herding oriented. Ironically, for a Stage 6 boss, I find all her cards harder than the majority of Suwako's cards. The only two of Suwako's I would say that are definitely harder than Kanako's are, in my opinion, "Froggy Braves the Elements" and "Mishaguji-sama." Even Suwako's time out spells are easier... I just suck at them.
More info about the Touhou series can be found in this wiki page (Like always):
touhou.wikia.com




![Rosenkreuzstilette - Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle (Stage 4)
♪And theres a creepy girl, that always follows you, and has white jumpsuit, and a stupid squid.♪
A video of me 4th-walling Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkles highly misleading stage in the game Rosenkreuzstilette.
Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle is one of the Eight RKS Magi you fight in the game and the ninth member of Rosenkreuzstilette [RKS009 Neun]. RKS is a Mario Clone that plays like Mega Man with the story of Castlevania and the cast of Touhou with the guest appearance of Bomberman. True story.
Oh Schwer, what to say about her? Despite her absurdly cute appearance, Schwer is the creepy child of RKS. Her entire stage is... well, let me just say you shouldnt watch this video if you want to be surprised.
Her fight basically consist of her walking around the stage and charging Geisterwand, the Mental Barrier/Ghost Wall or Mind Barrier. Of all those names, Im partial towards Ghost Wall, since it gives it a more mysterious air. After charging her attack, she release it, sending the morning stars spiralling through all the stage. She always attack from three positions, mirrored in each side of the stage. Her attack pattern is static, so you can through trial and error figure out where to stand and where to go when the attack is released so they pass by you harmlessly. The pattern changes when she enter Desperation mode, but it still is static. During the charge, Zeppy, her pet squid, will shoot ink toward the sky and when she release the ink falls on your position. If it hits, it will blind you, so be sure to move. In general, she fights like Wood Man.
I cannot really talk of this stage without being a spoiler, so not much to say about that. Ill just say is a very entertaining, if infuriating, stage. Schwer is a just so adorable that she has become of the mascot for the English community (or at least the Schwer and Schwer Alike community). Shes also... slightly creepy and weird. Apparently her backstory is something along the line of her being raised by a family of bear or something. Ok, thats just being humorous. But she did grew up in a bestial environment and this cause her to be cautious around others, with the only friend she truly trust being her pet squid. Kinda sad, really.
Sorry for the short description if you are one of the people who like them, but RKS doesnt really have the rich background Touhou has. I suppose I could enter into a long winded explanation of all the German and such used, but that would be boring and hard to do, so Ill just end this description on this note. Rosenkreuzstilette - Schwer-Muta Casasola Merkle (Stage 4)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/uLeJAJDtKbs/mqdefault.jpg)


![Me vs Utsuho Reiuji (SA Final Boss-Normal)
Ha! Even a fool that possesses great power cant cause too much harm, even if its the power of dreams.
A video of me fighting and defeating, live!, the hellish yatagarasu, Utsuho Reiuji
High Quality (Highly recommended):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx3Kp7uRiBI&fmt=18
Utsuho Reiuji (nicknamed Okuu by her fans and Zun alike ^_^) is the Final boss of the game Subterranean Animism, the 11th installment of the Touhou Project. The Touhou Project is a series of danmaku shooters that is not like other bullet hells given the focus on characters. For more info, check the wiki at the bottom of the description.
What can I say about Utsuho? Shes awesome. Like other SA characters, I originally disliked her, but grew on me the more I played SA and read doujins. Still not a fan of her fight, though I do recognize the epicness behind it. NOTE: Even though her official nickname is Okuu, I like to call her real name simply because Utsuho sounds more formidable and majestic than Okuu.
Utsuho is normally depicted as an idiot in fanwork due to a quote from ZUN which I based the first line in this description. Parallel to Cirno who is called ⑨, Utsuho is called ⑥. As an Utsuho fan, I recognize the existence of this belief but decide to completely ignore it (the same goes with Cirno). As a matter of fact, my favorite interpretation of Utsuho in a doujin so far is in Listening to Each Others Hearts Voice by Hero Bear, [SKIP TO THE END OF THIS PARAGRAPH IF YOU DONT WANT SPOILER XD] a short doujin where Utsuho along with Orin are seeking to make Koishi happy by making a bird she found sing. How do they make this happen? They trick her (couldnt trick Satori though, but shes frikkin Satori, so is okay). Goes to show how intelligent she can be.
Same goes for Cirno. Back to Okuu. She has one of my favorite character designs in the series (Her cape thingy reminds me of Count Bleck O.o). I guess I dont really dig the lolita style, probably why her, Aya, and Reisen are some of my fav characters.
As for the battle itself, a note: This is not my best playthrough but there is nothing I can do about it. This was record at the instant while I was playing. Why? SA has a glitch in its replays where whenever you play a replay against Utsuho, your character will freak out and kill herself. Goes to show how scary she is. Normally this is bypassed easily by starting the replay on Orins stage, but after tweaking with the configuration of SA, this stopped working for me, so I had to play a practice. This is the reason why I had some many lives and full power. No worry though, I normally have two lives for Utsuho, gain one life during the fight and get there with full power, so I barely beat her with no extra lives left.
The fact that her power is manipulation of nuclear fusion and that she, along with Orin, are servant to Satori speak a lot of their power. I find her the second hardest final boss in the series (Yuyuko wins). No worry, Remilia (my fav. char. In the series) comes in a close third place. Like I mentioned in Flandres vid, bosses tend to show their non-danmaku ability in their bullet hells. Utsuho is not the exception (Flandre is). ALL of her attacks revolve around the idea of the sun, the ultimate source of nuclear fusion. All of her spells are gargantuan in their size. Is fun I guess, just too hard for my personal taste.
More info about the Touhou series can be found in this wiki page:
http://touhou.wikia.com Me vs Utsuho Reiuji (SA Final Boss-Normal)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/vx3Kp7uRiBI/mqdefault.jpg)


