Mallards Lament @chemistryguy
Mallards Lament  @chemistryguy
Uploaded November 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
The tale of a libidinous proto-man traversing the post-apocalyptic desert of 2024, in the company of his telepathic dog, Blue.

Ducks ensue.

Greetings and salutations my loyal viewers. I've had pieces of Steve poop cluttering up my drive for months. I finally decided to sew them all together into a coherent narrative that the whole family can enjoy. Eight out of ten grandmas agree that chemistryguy tastes great and won't leave you feeling bloated.

Happy frickin' holidays! Be sure to smoke some eggnog for me.

CG

Music:
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