Uploaded July 2012 | Updated September 2026, 9 hours ago
Welcome to part thirty eight in this series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally
You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that you can read it.
In this episode Judah, Jacob's son gets himself a wife and becomes a father. Years later he decides he wants to be a grandfather and that's where the trouble starts.
He gets his son a wife only for the lord to strike him dead so like a hand me down jumper she is passed onto the next son who likes a bit of bukaki. Unfortunately the lord doesn't and strikes him dead too so Judah decides to play it safe and pack his daughter in law off back to her mothers with the promise that she can complete the set when his youngest son is old enough
Unfortunately things don't work out that way and poor old Judah gets stung in a honey trap.
He then finds out that his daughter in law is pregnant so being the kind and compassionate man that he is he calls for her to be brought out into the street so that she could have an abortion be being set on fire but there's a twist to the tale because she has a secret to tell and chances are, Judah wasn't going to like it
Music:
"The Good Book"
Written and Performed by Tim Minchin
youtube.com/user/timminchin
Welcome to part thirty eight in this series of videos in which I take the advice of all of those Christian fundamentalists and read my bible - literally
You see if you are going to believe in the literal "truth" of the bible and take it literally then literally is the only way that you can read it.
In this episode Judah, Jacob's son gets himself a wife and becomes a father. Years later he decides he wants to be a grandfather and that's where the trouble starts.
He gets his son a wife only for the lord to strike him dead so like a hand me down jumper she is passed onto the next son who likes a bit of bukaki. Unfortunately the lord doesn't and strikes him dead too so Judah decides to play it safe and pack his daughter in law off back to her mothers with the promise that she can complete the set when his youngest son is old enough
Unfortunately things don't work out that way and poor old Judah gets stung in a honey trap.
He then finds out that his daughter in law is pregnant so being the kind and compassionate man that he is he calls for her to be brought out into the street so that she could have an abortion be being set on fire but there's a twist to the tale because she has a secret to tell and chances are, Judah wasn't going to like it
Music:
"The Good Book"
Written and Performed by Tim Minchin
youtube.com/user/timminchin










