Uploaded May 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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They see me rollin.'

They hatin.'

In addition to getting the ball rolling, Mario fails at overachievement by trying to shrink a planet into nothingness, but not until he gets naugh-TAY with a big ugly spider. He's been a bad boy, oh yes he has.

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