Uploaded February 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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So like there's this guy, and he's like Italian or some crap, and he has to like... kill some bugs? And stuff? I don't know, I don't even know. But that happens in this video, that's right, it's Mario versus the Purple Bugs of Doom.

So... um right.

Notice the pattern forming: boss-type enemies get mad, turn red, and spew out some Star Bits. Get used to it.