Uploaded July 2013 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
This is my crowbar. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My crowbar is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my crowbar is useless. Without my crowbar, I am useless.
I must swing my crowbar true. I must club straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must bonk him before he bonks me. I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my crowbar and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Half-Life Playlist - youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUxhwXEzoRL3D9M0bDcZEHuNCcZ9ok-85
My channel - youtube.com/user/MadJackAttack5
Half-Life is a science fiction video game developed by Valve Corporation, the company's debut product and the first in the Half-Life series. First released in 1998 by Sierra Studios. In Half-Life, players assume the role of Dr. Gordon Freeman, a theoretical physicist who must fight his way out of a secret underground research facility whose research and experiments into teleportation technology have gone disastrously wrong. I never really played PC games until recently, so I decided to make up for it with the one that changed the playing field. I'm finding it more unforgiving like the typical fps games, where I regenerate health after a while. Ammo does seem to be an issue so I have to conserve and dole out crowbar justice to any and all baddies.
This is my crowbar. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My crowbar is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my crowbar is useless. Without my crowbar, I am useless.
I must swing my crowbar true. I must club straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must bonk him before he bonks me. I will.
Before God I swear this creed: my crowbar and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.
Half-Life Playlist - youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUxhwXEzoRL3D9M0bDcZEHuNCcZ9ok-85
My channel - youtube.com/user/MadJackAttack5
Half-Life is a science fiction video game developed by Valve Corporation, the company's debut product and the first in the Half-Life series. First released in 1998 by Sierra Studios. In Half-Life, players assume the role of Dr. Gordon Freeman, a theoretical physicist who must fight his way out of a secret underground research facility whose research and experiments into teleportation technology have gone disastrously wrong. I never really played PC games until recently, so I decided to make up for it with the one that changed the playing field. I'm finding it more unforgiving like the typical fps games, where I regenerate health after a while. Ammo does seem to be an issue so I have to conserve and dole out crowbar justice to any and all baddies.
