Uploaded December 2018 | Updated September 2026, 4 hours ago

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Made for the "25 Brickfilms of Christmas" collaboration! Check out the full playlist here: bit.ly/25BrickfilmsOfChristmas

This is a weird mashup of LEGO, Captain D. Rom, Christmas, Overwatch, and (slightly outdated) memes. I love it and I hope you do too. If you wanna see more adventures with Captain D. Rom, check this playlist out:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLtkOA2qyrbHLbtHzShE0HM-siL9NtmiMb

Check out the original "No Mercy" song here (it's really much better than my singing hehehe):
youtube.com/watch?v=d0RmRJsgP28

Special thanks to Jasper for mixing the audio!
youtube.com/user/TwoGuysBrickfilms1

(obligatory tag stuffing)
#TikTok #Meme #CaptainDRom

LYRICS (subtitles in the Closed Captioning):

This is the worst Christmas I have ever seen in my life
Santa’s been waiting, and we just can’t get off the ground
I understand that every now and then a team won't click
When it comes to you, I don't think I can sympathize

You should’ve picked Vixen
You should’ve picked any kind of support
The kids are crying, and it’s all your fault
You should learn how Christmas works.
You should’ve been helping—

If you like Vixen so much, why don’t you just marry her?!

So you’re the type that get atop the sleigh and lectures me
When you’re the most useless reindeer we have on our team
I’ve never seen anybody buck quite as much as you
Maybe you should go back to playing the reindeer games.

I’m not gonna be Vixen
I’m not gonna be any kind of support
We lost a Santa, and it’s all your fault
Your tears are what I live for
-You should’ve been Vixen
I’m not gonna be any kind of support
-The kids are crying, and it’s all your fault
Your tears are what I live for

[MUSIC]

-Maybe I’ll be Dasher
I’m already Dasher
-What about Blitzen
I’m already Blitzen
-I’ll be Rudolph
Nerf Rudolf
-You’re right. So, Cupid.
I wanna be Cupid.
-I guess I’ll be Comet.
I’m already Comet.
-Then I’ll be Donder.
I already chose Donder.
-I have an idea
What’s your idea?
-You should be…
I’m not gonna be Vixen.

-You should’ve picked Vixen
I’m not gonna be any kind of support
-We missed out on Christmas, and it’s all your fault
Your tears are what I live for
I’m not gonna be Vixen
-You should’ve picked any kind of support
We were late for liftoff, and you got all mad
-You should learn how Christmas works

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"I'm Already Dasher" • LEGO Christmas Parody of "No Mercy"