Uploaded March 2021 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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extraktLAB Incident Report: 3/17/21

On Wednesday, March 17 at roughly 4:20 p.m., an unexplained occurrence was caught on tape inside the extraktLAB filtration room. The incident is currently under investigation, but speculations among extraktLAB staff report that something "supernatural" in nature must have occurred.

An extraktLAB employee tested a batch full spectrum distillate derived from the winterized crude oil seen in the video to find, "some kind of unidentified substance." According to said employee, the substance found, "resembled a chemical composition similar to gold, but it also contained what could only be described as DNA" He later stated that the test results were, "totally unexplainable according to the basic laws of nature." The employee was so astounded by the findings that he kept the "tainted" distillate and locked it away for further analysis.

In an attempt to figure out how the distillate contained this unknown substance, extraktLAB staff reviewed the manufacturing process and all video-recorded steps for this particular batch. No discernable mistakes or anomalies were detected until staff reviewed video footage of the filtration process...

Upon reviewing the footage, staff noticed what appears to be a small, upright figure walking on the pipes above the DrainDroyd filtration units. Though seemingly impossible, the "creature" seems to stumble along the piping before falling into a batch of winterized crude oil inside a DrainDroyd. The employee in the room claims not to have seen or heard anything out of the ordinary and carried out the filtration process without further incident. The footage is still being evaluated by extraktLAB, and the "tainted" distillate has been submitted for third party analysis. The results from those tests are still eagerly awaited by the extraktLAB team.