Uploaded March 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Wanted to do this as a Minecraft Parody but Cloudron beat me to it! Link:
youtube.com/watch?v=zH0KVJU8qyU
Lyrics:
(Chris Grant, GM; LeBron James)
Ah, Mr. Star Player
Mr. Grant, sir
I’ve heard that you were in Beijing making up quite a stir, sir
Well…
You know South Main Street?
Yeah
We’ll rename it if you keep the pace, your legacy is secure
Sure
And all you gotta do is stay
Well, that’s a real good deal
If you continue to play! (*heh*) Your agency is soon, what else is new?
I wouldn’t ask a question you don’t want to see through (really?)
Six teams, maybe more (haha)
I’ll do whatever it takes to play more ball than I have before
Now, you should know New Jersey isn’t worth a switch
Well, there’s the Knicks and the Clippers
(Mr. James!)
I’m sorry Chris, just so you know - decisions are easier as a winner
23 and the Miami Heat meet up with the goat
Very quietly, with doors closed
They emerge with uncertainty, what did they discuss?
Seems that no one really knows, though,
LeBron admits, that Jordan has unprecedented impact,
Retires his number, and states that MJ’s the boss,
But Miami and LeBron come out empty-handed,
Or at least, that’s what we all thought
‘Cause everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
No one really knows how to make a trade,
The pay and the names, what to do about James,
We make ourselves an attraction,
‘Cause everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
D-Wade claims - Patrick Riley had a vision for us three to play: me, Bosh and Mr. James
D-Wade claims - In Beijing, he said “I’m carrying this team” and basically felt he was wasting space
D-Wade claims - I approached Mr. Riley, said “I know your Lakers, let’s make them live another day”
D-Wade claims - well, he arranged a meeting, gave us a proposal for superteam seeding
But! Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody’s home has a place within their chest
And being the incumbent, our salary’s the best
But are we doomed to the factions?
‘Cause everybody wants LeBron as a captain
Meanwhile, the Mavericks in Dallas have to ask if
James is the person meant to motivate the city
Meanwhile, this class of free agents is full of names for everyone (*names*) it isn’t pretty
But Patrick is a force with incredible insight
There’s early indications of a hell of an invite
(Pat Riley, Miami Heat GM; Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat SG)
We’ll give him a spot, a potential triple-doubler
And build a superteam for the southerners, in other words
Oh ho?
We won’t throw stones,
You propose?
To make it seem like he has made the call on his own
Call it “The Decision”
We’ll run a livestream in Greenwich
How will you know if it blows?
Well, we’ll see how it goes
Let’s go
No!
The Heat could have LeBron as a captain
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
My God, In Bron We Trust,
But the Cleveland Cavaliers might turn to dust
Like Modell recapping,
And all because they want LeBron as a captain
(Cleveland isn’t having it!) What did they offer you to make your decision to join them even bigger?
(Cleveland isn’t having it!) Did Pat Riley offer you a salary beyond what our pockets could deliver?
(Cleveland isn’t having it!) Or did you feel that even then, it doesn’t matter what the fame and fortune adds for you
Cause we’ll have D-Wade, and even Chris Bosh
Your hometown is betrayed
But I’ll have a better spot
When you love winning the game, you stay in the game
But what good is a team if they’re not making the game?
Oh, my team gets better, the league gets better
But I could be playing (forever, forever mine)
Dan Gilbert can pay me, but I just want someone who knows how to play me
What do you want, sir? What do you want, sir?
I laid down my cards for you; build them, or fall, sir
I, I want a team where LeBron is the captain, LeBron is the captain
I, I want a team where LeBron is the captain, LeBron is the captain
I, I want a team where LeBron is the captain
I, I want a team where LeBron, oh-whoa, oh-whoa-oh-ho
I want a team, I want a team with,
I want a team, I’ve got to lead with the goat
The king, LeBron, oh
(The art of the franchise) Someone new we’ll need to find
(We know the Heat will be great to play) But we don’t get a say in if he leaves or stays
(‘Till Cleveland will fall apart) We all know that the curse started with Art,
You are the one to redact it, I need a team where Lebron is the captain
I need a team, I want the team,
I need a team with LeBron, I want the King, I want the King, I want the King
King LeBron! The Goat.
Wanted to do this as a Minecraft Parody but Cloudron beat me to it! Link:
youtube.com/watch?v=zH0KVJU8qyU
Lyrics:
(Chris Grant, GM; LeBron James)
Ah, Mr. Star Player
Mr. Grant, sir
I’ve heard that you were in Beijing making up quite a stir, sir
Well…
You know South Main Street?
Yeah
We’ll rename it if you keep the pace, your legacy is secure
Sure
And all you gotta do is stay
Well, that’s a real good deal
If you continue to play! (*heh*) Your agency is soon, what else is new?
I wouldn’t ask a question you don’t want to see through (really?)
Six teams, maybe more (haha)
I’ll do whatever it takes to play more ball than I have before
Now, you should know New Jersey isn’t worth a switch
Well, there’s the Knicks and the Clippers
(Mr. James!)
I’m sorry Chris, just so you know - decisions are easier as a winner
23 and the Miami Heat meet up with the goat
Very quietly, with doors closed
They emerge with uncertainty, what did they discuss?
Seems that no one really knows, though,
LeBron admits, that Jordan has unprecedented impact,
Retires his number, and states that MJ’s the boss,
But Miami and LeBron come out empty-handed,
Or at least, that’s what we all thought
‘Cause everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
No one really knows how to make a trade,
The pay and the names, what to do about James,
We make ourselves an attraction,
‘Cause everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
D-Wade claims - Patrick Riley had a vision for us three to play: me, Bosh and Mr. James
D-Wade claims - In Beijing, he said “I’m carrying this team” and basically felt he was wasting space
D-Wade claims - I approached Mr. Riley, said “I know your Lakers, let’s make them live another day”
D-Wade claims - well, he arranged a meeting, gave us a proposal for superteam seeding
But! Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody’s home has a place within their chest
And being the incumbent, our salary’s the best
But are we doomed to the factions?
‘Cause everybody wants LeBron as a captain
Meanwhile, the Mavericks in Dallas have to ask if
James is the person meant to motivate the city
Meanwhile, this class of free agents is full of names for everyone (*names*) it isn’t pretty
But Patrick is a force with incredible insight
There’s early indications of a hell of an invite
(Pat Riley, Miami Heat GM; Dwyane Wade, Miami Heat SG)
We’ll give him a spot, a potential triple-doubler
And build a superteam for the southerners, in other words
Oh ho?
We won’t throw stones,
You propose?
To make it seem like he has made the call on his own
Call it “The Decision”
We’ll run a livestream in Greenwich
How will you know if it blows?
Well, we’ll see how it goes
Let’s go
No!
The Heat could have LeBron as a captain
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
Everybody wants LeBron as a captain,
LeBron as a captain, LeBron as a captain,
My God, In Bron We Trust,
But the Cleveland Cavaliers might turn to dust
Like Modell recapping,
And all because they want LeBron as a captain
(Cleveland isn’t having it!) What did they offer you to make your decision to join them even bigger?
(Cleveland isn’t having it!) Did Pat Riley offer you a salary beyond what our pockets could deliver?
(Cleveland isn’t having it!) Or did you feel that even then, it doesn’t matter what the fame and fortune adds for you
Cause we’ll have D-Wade, and even Chris Bosh
Your hometown is betrayed
But I’ll have a better spot
When you love winning the game, you stay in the game
But what good is a team if they’re not making the game?
Oh, my team gets better, the league gets better
But I could be playing (forever, forever mine)
Dan Gilbert can pay me, but I just want someone who knows how to play me
What do you want, sir? What do you want, sir?
I laid down my cards for you; build them, or fall, sir
I, I want a team where LeBron is the captain, LeBron is the captain
I, I want a team where LeBron is the captain, LeBron is the captain
I, I want a team where LeBron is the captain
I, I want a team where LeBron, oh-whoa, oh-whoa-oh-ho
I want a team, I want a team with,
I want a team, I’ve got to lead with the goat
The king, LeBron, oh
(The art of the franchise) Someone new we’ll need to find
(We know the Heat will be great to play) But we don’t get a say in if he leaves or stays
(‘Till Cleveland will fall apart) We all know that the curse started with Art,
You are the one to redact it, I need a team where Lebron is the captain
I need a team, I want the team,
I need a team with LeBron, I want the King, I want the King, I want the King
King LeBron! The Goat.
