Uploaded April 2013 | Updated September 2026, 12 hours ago
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Govern-mental man Kim Jong-un announces a launch strike on America... one platinum-selling single at a time!
(Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
D.P.R.K. is on it, son
(All for Kim Jung-Un!)
What's crackin', Dennis Rod-uh-mon?
(Baller, Kim Jung-Un!)
Army, starry flag and war today
(Follow Kim Jung-Un!)
Prestrike, we like Third Reich party, yay
Bitch, we are North Korea!
The common people in their hundreds all clamour and cheer
Jung-un is the best, the state will state loud and nuclear
No-one on the planet can be half as grandiose as we are
HERO OR TANK? Nice critique, dyslexia!
*gunshot montage*
Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant
Spiteful, vile and violent
I-I-I-I I'm a rather Govern-Mental man
China?
North Ireland?
Fire a nuke cuz we resent Japan
Prime it
Align it
Try an intercontinental span
(Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
Yeah, we are gonna launch a bomb
(Squalor in our slums!)
Our Supreme Leader's number one
(Starving on bare crumbs!)
Hungry tummies, empty bellies ache
(Dollars, Won and funds)
All the money militaries take
Bitch, we are North Korea!
Law enforcement, walls and borders, hunger, di-a-rrhoea
We sleep on steel and wood, rooms are bare
None freer
March in Pyongyang
Or South Hwanghae (ha!) if you're lucky
No fear
Vogue mag photoshop my new career?
*missile attack montage*
Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant
Spiteful, vile and violent
I'm slavedriver of my
Northern Oriental clan
Spying?
Defying?
Liar! Dragged off in a rental van
Rivals
With rifles
My stock-piles compliment Iran
With each tank and jet!
I'm a nuclear threat!
When my father died... we cried!
Though our land's in debt
You'll be shaking yet
We're the DMZ's... best side!
(Best side! Best side!
Best side! Side side side!)
I-I-I-I I'm a rather Govern-Mental man
Fire
Refire
Fighters, execute my vengeful plan!
Fire
Refire
Light up, give those US men a tan!
Not a Presidential fan
I'm a rather Govern-Mental man
itunes comedy mp3s: itunes.apple.com/au/album/self-titled-debut-ep/id515843919
Free download: soundcloud.com/nib-oswald
Govern-mental man Kim Jong-un announces a launch strike on America... one platinum-selling single at a time!
(Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
D.P.R.K. is on it, son
(All for Kim Jung-Un!)
What's crackin', Dennis Rod-uh-mon?
(Baller, Kim Jung-Un!)
Army, starry flag and war today
(Follow Kim Jung-Un!)
Prestrike, we like Third Reich party, yay
Bitch, we are North Korea!
The common people in their hundreds all clamour and cheer
Jung-un is the best, the state will state loud and nuclear
No-one on the planet can be half as grandiose as we are
HERO OR TANK? Nice critique, dyslexia!
*gunshot montage*
Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant
Spiteful, vile and violent
I-I-I-I I'm a rather Govern-Mental man
China?
North Ireland?
Fire a nuke cuz we resent Japan
Prime it
Align it
Try an intercontinental span
(Holla, Kim Jung-Un!)
Yeah, we are gonna launch a bomb
(Squalor in our slums!)
Our Supreme Leader's number one
(Starving on bare crumbs!)
Hungry tummies, empty bellies ache
(Dollars, Won and funds)
All the money militaries take
Bitch, we are North Korea!
Law enforcement, walls and borders, hunger, di-a-rrhoea
We sleep on steel and wood, rooms are bare
None freer
March in Pyongyang
Or South Hwanghae (ha!) if you're lucky
No fear
Vogue mag photoshop my new career?
*missile attack montage*
Slime ball, crime lord, tyrant
Spiteful, vile and violent
I'm slavedriver of my
Northern Oriental clan
Spying?
Defying?
Liar! Dragged off in a rental van
Rivals
With rifles
My stock-piles compliment Iran
With each tank and jet!
I'm a nuclear threat!
When my father died... we cried!
Though our land's in debt
You'll be shaking yet
We're the DMZ's... best side!
(Best side! Best side!
Best side! Side side side!)
I-I-I-I I'm a rather Govern-Mental man
Fire
Refire
Fighters, execute my vengeful plan!
Fire
Refire
Light up, give those US men a tan!
Not a Presidential fan
I'm a rather Govern-Mental man
