Uploaded December 2010 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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youtube.com/user/kennymelodica
For KennyMelodica, who requested a Cheesy song. Odd, though. This appears to be the only cover of this song on Youtube.


You were a child,
crawlin' on your knees toward it.
Makin' mama so proud,
but you eat it too loud.

We like to watch you eating.
You pull cheese off your pants.
No time to make a sandwich.

Control yourself.
Take only what you need from it.
A variety of cheese needin',
To be eatin'.

Control yourself.
Take only what you need from it.
A variety of cheese needin',
To be eatin'.

The cheddar is warm,
but it's sending me shivers.
A sandwich is born,
crying out for attention.
hunger pains fade,
like looking through a toaster oven
Cheddar melts are made and not bought
But I thought,
this wouldn't cost a lot.
I guess not.

Control yourself.
Take only what you need from it.
A variety of cheese needin',
To be eatin'.
ad nauseum