Uploaded February 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
On a morning when she's feeling a little too "urpy," she'll saunter over to a bowl of Sambuca, drink it, then barf up whatever organic kale she had the night before. Then she'll scratch your door until you clean it up. One must earn Kelsey Cat's respect (you will never earn it).
On a morning when she's feeling a little too "urpy," she'll saunter over to a bowl of Sambuca, drink it, then barf up whatever organic kale she had the night before. Then she'll scratch your door until you clean it up. One must earn Kelsey Cat's respect (you will never earn it).
