Uploaded October 2012 | Updated September 2026, 12 hours ago
A light-hearted quasi-review of my precious Kain figure. If you don't know who he is, then you probably won't care, but everyone else can finally live the dream of owning their very own pet Kain! He'll need plenty of food and water, not to mention regular trips to the vet. I wouldn't recommend trying to get a certain procedure done on him, though.
Using my infinite powers of forgetfulness, I failed to mention that Kain came with a stick-onable extra hand/claw/whatever that has telekinetic lightning on it. It's pretty groovy; can possess the neighbour's cat and stuff.
Retro Gamer also makes a worthy appearance, partly because I needed something to put Kain on and partly because it needed some acknowledgement.
The technical quality of this is evidently not flawless, but I hope my infinitely charming personality makes up for it. The reason I didn't just set the camera down is because I like being able to move it around dynamically, as if trying to make the viewer drunk. It sounded like a good idea at the time, though any future things like this will hopefully involve propping the device up properly. You can also clearly hear a droning sound made by the recorder , but I think you can forgive me that trespass.
This fabaroo item was made by NECA in 2006 with the permission of Eidos Interactive Ltd. I make no claim to own any of the ideas or materials involved in Legacy of Kain, and wish only to get people interested in something I love to bits. Same goes for TimeSplitters. Not to mention the whole Fair Use thingy.
Music in order of appearance:
"Kain Encounter" - Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver soundtrack
"Mall" - TimeSplitters soundtrack
A light-hearted quasi-review of my precious Kain figure. If you don't know who he is, then you probably won't care, but everyone else can finally live the dream of owning their very own pet Kain! He'll need plenty of food and water, not to mention regular trips to the vet. I wouldn't recommend trying to get a certain procedure done on him, though.
Using my infinite powers of forgetfulness, I failed to mention that Kain came with a stick-onable extra hand/claw/whatever that has telekinetic lightning on it. It's pretty groovy; can possess the neighbour's cat and stuff.
Retro Gamer also makes a worthy appearance, partly because I needed something to put Kain on and partly because it needed some acknowledgement.
The technical quality of this is evidently not flawless, but I hope my infinitely charming personality makes up for it. The reason I didn't just set the camera down is because I like being able to move it around dynamically, as if trying to make the viewer drunk. It sounded like a good idea at the time, though any future things like this will hopefully involve propping the device up properly. You can also clearly hear a droning sound made by the recorder , but I think you can forgive me that trespass.
This fabaroo item was made by NECA in 2006 with the permission of Eidos Interactive Ltd. I make no claim to own any of the ideas or materials involved in Legacy of Kain, and wish only to get people interested in something I love to bits. Same goes for TimeSplitters. Not to mention the whole Fair Use thingy.
Music in order of appearance:
"Kain Encounter" - Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver soundtrack
"Mall" - TimeSplitters soundtrack
