Uploaded July 2021 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
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Was the election stolen? Or is it a big lie?
---- LYRICS ----
Joe Rogan:
Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience, today I am platforming people who have been factually disproven because i am fair and unbiased. Welcome Donald Trump, Guiliani, and Ted Cruz. guys...
Joe:
soon enough this woke culture won’t allow us to talk
Trump:
yes thanks for having us on your talk show to allow us to talk
Joe:
This PC culture says white men have to be stopped
Trump:
so true - I went on my PC and found out i was blocked
Rudy:
Yes cancel culture is ruining free thought with cheap scandals
Joe:
So tell me about Liz Cheney -
Trump:
Oh she’s cancelled
Trump:
republicans who don’t support me support tyranny
Joe:
So let’s talk about the election, was it really a conspiracy?
Giuliani:
yes this stolen election puts our democracy in danger
Joe:
but have you ever done DMT in a cryogenic chamber?
Trump:
yes I have seen the DNC crying in their chamber
Ted Cruz:
Wait Pellossi’s on DMT? That explains her behavior
Trump:
But Yes Joe Rogan, The election was stolen
Fraud by mail, dead people voting
Giuliani:
Mail means Fraud - we all know that connection
Trump:
well except for when I voted by mail in the last election
Ted:
The fact mail in votes are even allowed is really scary
Giulliani:
Except our boys from the army, those votes are necessary
Trump:
yes i take no issue with mail from the military
Ted:
Well I think ONLY males should be allowed in the military
Joe:
true.. But what would you say to those ..
who say vote in mail already works in six states?
Ted:
well those are all lib states - so that is a mistake
Rudy:
we're gunna trust a liberal system in California and Oregon?
Joe:
what about Utah?
Trump:
no not Utah I love my mormons
Giuiliani:
Just look at the dead people voting! Isn’t it obvious??
Rogan:
Do you think it could be tied to some kind of zombie apocalypse?
Ted:
No it’s liberals identifying as dead for the caucasus
Trump:
ughh these snowflakes and their identity politics
Rogan:
couldn’t a dead dude have the same name as a living dude??
Trump:
that’s just fake news being pushed by the liberals
Rogan:
Well I know more than one Joe, it’s not a concern to me
Trump:
The same name?? I thought the libs wanted diversity
Giulliani:
Plus those dominion voting machines are rigged and can’t be trusted
Ted:
They were probably sent over from the dominion republic!
Joe:
so this is all a conspiracy that was democrat run?
Trump:
yes these sneaky libs corruption is second to none
Joe:
But republicans still gained seats when the election was done
Wouldn’t dems cheat for all positions instead of just one
And there also be more seats in the senate they won?
Trump:
So true! these lazy libs can’t get anything done
Election night I was leading, but votes got buried in ditches,
We were winning, then we weren’t, seems very suspicious
Trump:
I broke records with my campaign, don’t know where you heard it from -
got more votes than any president
Joe:
except the current one
Giuliani:
We’ve filed 62 cases, all standing on fair ground,
Trump:
that’s more law suits than a men’s warehouse!
Joe:
Good point, but wait, didn’t you lose all the suits?
Trump:
That’s what the lame-stream media wants you to assume
Giuliani:
That dead voter in Pennsylvania, that was open and shut
Hard proof of voter fraud
Ted:
*whispering* that guy voted for Trump
Trump:
Fake news, classic LYING TED
Of course the zodiac killer would try and speak for the dead
Giuliani:
Even the fact it happened proves there’s corruption in it,
And this whole conspiracy falls on the justice system
Trump:
So true Rudy, the whole system are fake friends,
But not the judges we appointed, i don’t wanna blame them
Giuliani:
Look trump wouldn’t lie about rigging, the guy is so honest
Ted:
even tho he did it to me at the iowa caucus
Trump:
SHUTUP TED! YOUR WIFE IS OBNOXIOUS
Giuliani:
Who even invited this toxic virus from congress?
Ted: well said mr. president
Joe:
So just to be completely clear Donald, you, the most powerful man on earth, the leader of the free world, in spite of controlling the white house, the senate, the supreme court, the post office, and most state governments, you still had the election stolen from you without them leaving a trace of evidence?
Trump:
Exactly, Joe.
Joe:
sheesh, those guys are good
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Was the election stolen? Or is it a big lie?
---- LYRICS ----
Joe Rogan:
Welcome to the Joe Rogan Experience, today I am platforming people who have been factually disproven because i am fair and unbiased. Welcome Donald Trump, Guiliani, and Ted Cruz. guys...
Joe:
soon enough this woke culture won’t allow us to talk
Trump:
yes thanks for having us on your talk show to allow us to talk
Joe:
This PC culture says white men have to be stopped
Trump:
so true - I went on my PC and found out i was blocked
Rudy:
Yes cancel culture is ruining free thought with cheap scandals
Joe:
So tell me about Liz Cheney -
Trump:
Oh she’s cancelled
Trump:
republicans who don’t support me support tyranny
Joe:
So let’s talk about the election, was it really a conspiracy?
Giuliani:
yes this stolen election puts our democracy in danger
Joe:
but have you ever done DMT in a cryogenic chamber?
Trump:
yes I have seen the DNC crying in their chamber
Ted Cruz:
Wait Pellossi’s on DMT? That explains her behavior
Trump:
But Yes Joe Rogan, The election was stolen
Fraud by mail, dead people voting
Giuliani:
Mail means Fraud - we all know that connection
Trump:
well except for when I voted by mail in the last election
Ted:
The fact mail in votes are even allowed is really scary
Giulliani:
Except our boys from the army, those votes are necessary
Trump:
yes i take no issue with mail from the military
Ted:
Well I think ONLY males should be allowed in the military
Joe:
true.. But what would you say to those ..
who say vote in mail already works in six states?
Ted:
well those are all lib states - so that is a mistake
Rudy:
we're gunna trust a liberal system in California and Oregon?
Joe:
what about Utah?
Trump:
no not Utah I love my mormons
Giuiliani:
Just look at the dead people voting! Isn’t it obvious??
Rogan:
Do you think it could be tied to some kind of zombie apocalypse?
Ted:
No it’s liberals identifying as dead for the caucasus
Trump:
ughh these snowflakes and their identity politics
Rogan:
couldn’t a dead dude have the same name as a living dude??
Trump:
that’s just fake news being pushed by the liberals
Rogan:
Well I know more than one Joe, it’s not a concern to me
Trump:
The same name?? I thought the libs wanted diversity
Giulliani:
Plus those dominion voting machines are rigged and can’t be trusted
Ted:
They were probably sent over from the dominion republic!
Joe:
so this is all a conspiracy that was democrat run?
Trump:
yes these sneaky libs corruption is second to none
Joe:
But republicans still gained seats when the election was done
Wouldn’t dems cheat for all positions instead of just one
And there also be more seats in the senate they won?
Trump:
So true! these lazy libs can’t get anything done
Election night I was leading, but votes got buried in ditches,
We were winning, then we weren’t, seems very suspicious
Trump:
I broke records with my campaign, don’t know where you heard it from -
got more votes than any president
Joe:
except the current one
Giuliani:
We’ve filed 62 cases, all standing on fair ground,
Trump:
that’s more law suits than a men’s warehouse!
Joe:
Good point, but wait, didn’t you lose all the suits?
Trump:
That’s what the lame-stream media wants you to assume
Giuliani:
That dead voter in Pennsylvania, that was open and shut
Hard proof of voter fraud
Ted:
*whispering* that guy voted for Trump
Trump:
Fake news, classic LYING TED
Of course the zodiac killer would try and speak for the dead
Giuliani:
Even the fact it happened proves there’s corruption in it,
And this whole conspiracy falls on the justice system
Trump:
So true Rudy, the whole system are fake friends,
But not the judges we appointed, i don’t wanna blame them
Giuliani:
Look trump wouldn’t lie about rigging, the guy is so honest
Ted:
even tho he did it to me at the iowa caucus
Trump:
SHUTUP TED! YOUR WIFE IS OBNOXIOUS
Giuliani:
Who even invited this toxic virus from congress?
Ted: well said mr. president
Joe:
So just to be completely clear Donald, you, the most powerful man on earth, the leader of the free world, in spite of controlling the white house, the senate, the supreme court, the post office, and most state governments, you still had the election stolen from you without them leaving a trace of evidence?
Trump:
Exactly, Joe.
Joe:
sheesh, those guys are good



![Sexual Innuendo Music Video (Pakwit - In Slow-Mo) starring Michelle Nunes
Get the song on iTunes - http://itunes.com/pakwit
Plenty of hilarious sexual innuendos in this new music video entitled In Slow-Mo by Pakwit, which also features a ridiculously hot girl and a catchy song.
In Slow-Mo (Come Twilight) by Pakwit
Directed, Produced, and Edited by Peter Furia. Lyrics by Pakwit. Music by Ellis Hawes. Video created by Seedwell.
Featuring:
Pakwit - http://pakwit.com
Michelle Nunes - http://michelle-nunes.com
LYRICS:
Come on down girl
Cant wrap my head around how
last night was incredible
so baby come back to me
leave all the options on the table
cuz we got time
well drop an anchor off the bed
and drag the free world
to minimum cruising speed
the pace will come naturally
kill the phone
cuz where were goin we dont need one
and the day just drifts away...
HOOK
come twilight
she gonna grab a dandelion
blow it to the wind and smile
then we spar for a while
til her lip, she bites
oh i focus on
what her bodys tellin me to drum
getting lost in the zone
cuz we oh, so pro, at f in slow-mo
and the day just drifts away
realize that hydration promotes salivation
bring your camel back in toe
a thirsty girl can wreck the flow
girl, if we rush this
i can guarantee the dream dies
bring a blind fold
and i can be your guide dogg
any hesitation baby
i will make your mind up
all the turtles in the world be blowin past us
[HOOK]
id like to thank you babe for stayin
and for the sluggish love were makin
we cuttin kilos for the weigh in
just by exercisin patience
just by exercisin patience
[HOOK] Sexual Innuendo Music Video (Pakwit - In Slow-Mo) starring Michelle Nunes](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bIynueLShiM/mqdefault.jpg)

![Reagan vs Trump Debate | Cartoon Rap Battle
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#WhatWouldReaganDo #DonaldTrump
LYRICS👇
[MITCH MCCONNELL]
Enough!
Weve heard enough!
Our party is at a gridlock
We need to channel the Mighty One,
the Great Communicator,
the Teflon God...
[BEN CARSON]
But sir,
we havent done that in years
[MITCH]
Its time
[GOP CHORUS]
Novus ordo Reaganomics seclorum
We, the Chosen,
the gatekeepers of the realm
channel the spirit of the Great One
E pluribus jelly bean man unum
[RONALD REAGAN]
Reagan has risen
Wow, it’s him (wow)
You guys look like youve seen a ghost
Sure took you long enough
Kick it, uh, uh
With so much drama in the RNC
Its kinda hard to be
the face of the GOP
What? But somehow, someway
Ive resurrected so its time
to give ol Gipper the update
[MITCH]
Well, things are pretty good
Not too much to report
We have control of the majority
in the Supreme Court
We even have the Senate
where I sit with my crown
Honestly, Sir Reagan,
I think youd be proud
[LINDSEY GRAHAM]
Im so glad weve resurrected
you from your tomb
Weve made a giant leap
like Americans on the moon
The Republicans are strong
An elephant to a mule
But we still havent addressed
the elephant in the room
[MITT ROMNEY]
Um, Ill do it
I’m tired of having to hold my tongue
The Dems won back the house
and now there’s more to come
In desperation, weve created the Fuhrer Trump
There was a black president
Now theres an orange one
[GOP CHORUS]
Mr. Reagan, can you hear us?
Mr. Reagan, won’t you help?
The path has turned so murky
now we must define ourselves
Mr. Reagan, whats the forecast?
Mr. Reagan, whats the move?
Should we follow Trump
just like we follow you?
FULL LYRICS on Genius ►
CREDITS
Created by Lincoln Project, Rhyme Combinator, 6 Point Harness
Executive Producer: Reid Hoffman
Producers: Beau Lewis, Ian Alas
Director: Beau Lewis
Writers: Illmac, Frak, Beau Lewis, Ben Parker, Brett Erlich, Random, Jordan Ranff, Seth Brown
Music: Chase Moore, Will “V” Randolph, Causmic
Mix/master: Fai, Deep H20z
Animation: 6 Point Harness
CAST
Ronald Reagan: Epic Lloyd
Donald Trump: Jonathan Kite
Mitch McConnell, Rudy Guiliani: Mark Harley
Mitt Romney, Pierre Delecto: Mark Douglas
Lindsey Graham: Drennon Davis
Susan Collins, Sarah Huckabee Sanders: Patty Matson
Ben Carson, Anthony Scaramucci: Conrad Kinsuzu
Mike Pence: Chase Moore
Special thanks: Sarah Longwell, Dmitri Mehlhorn, Maya Bourdeaux, David Sanford, Saida Sapieva, Greg Beato Reagan vs Trump Debate | Cartoon Rap Battle](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/cmgN5vhBAws/mqdefault.jpg)



![THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/NewDorkSong | http://grasshopper.com - This is a Pantless Knights tribute to our favorite entrepreneurs (who are all new dorks). Its a spoof of Jay-Z and Alicia Keys Empire State of Mind, from the guys behind Grasshopper.com (thank you!). We made it because theres a new type of dork that is cooler than ever. Look at tech entrepreneurs, hipsters, Computer Science Barbie - theyre all super popular new dorks! Dont forget to rate, comment and subscribe!
Get the song on iTunes: http://bit.ly/NewDorkSong
or the Jerkin Remix in mp3 here: http://seedwell.com/download/The_New_Dork_JERKIN_REMIX.zip
-beau, peter and david
the pantless knights
CREDITS:
Created by Pantless Knights / Seedwell.com
Produced by Beau Lewis & Peter Furia
Camera by Peter Furia
Line Produced by Kimi Milo
Lyrics by Beau Lewis and Peter Furia
Vocals by Paavo Steinkamp
Starring Paavo Steinkamp & Alison Mei Lan
Instrumental and Song Mix by Jeff Kite
Special guest - TGIF Crew - http://youtube.com/tgifcali
LYRICS:
Now Im in the blogosphere, Now Im in the twitterverse
Fans get so immersed, But Im a nerd forever
Im the new Zuckerberg, And since my website
I been cookin dough like a chef servin killa-bytes
Used to be the basement, Back at my moms place
Buildin web traffic so that we could sell an ad space
Make way for the, One man businesses
Bail outs finished with, White collar criminals
New sega genesis, Entrepreneur time
Makin big plans, To dominate the online
Yeah, Im on YouTube, this is one man
Sharin google revenue, With songs on my webcam
Science is the new art, Databases day to day
Geeks spreadin sheet smarts, Hustle, make the data pay
I could be in Valleywag plus Geekologie
Tell from my avatar, That Im most definitely
The New Dork,
Social networks - what dreams are made of, Theres nothing you cant do
Now youre the New Dork
This V.C. money is brand new, The geek is now damn cool
Lets hear it for new dorks, new dorks, new dorks
Catch me up in Techcrunch, Right on the homepage
Hell, Im on Gizmodo, In a photo bout a phone craze
And Im up in Mashable, weekend trip to New York
Bar pitty, 1oak, parties full of New Dorks
Now Im pitchin business plans, From the backs of napkans
Micro-lend to Africans, Monetize Kazakastan
Catch me up on linked-in, Dog, C.E.O.
You can see where I be, With the I.P.O.
Now Im up in skinny jeans, Now a hipsters lurkin
Used to be a reject, But now Im steady jerkin
Now my glasses mainstream, Now the girlies eyein me
Popular kids copy me, The new swag is irony
Comin from the small time, Girls couldnt find me
Now I scale models, Like I climb on top of Heidi
Start big trends, with tweets that I pass on
You should follow me, cuz Im friends with Ashton
CHORUS
FACEBOOK
http://facebook.com/grasshopper
TWITTER
http://twitter.com/grasshopper
Contact us at info[at]pantlessknights.com THE NEW DORK - Entrepreneur State of Mind (Jay-Z ft Alicia Keys Spoof) | grasshopper.com](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/exmwSxv7XJI/mqdefault.jpg)
![Steve Jobs Tribute We all are Steve R.I.P. STEVE - WE WILL MISS YOU.
Tweet: http://bit.ly/stevejobstweet Facebook: http://on.fb.me/stevejobsFB We made this song and video as a tribute to Steve Jobs for everything hes done to change our lives through technology. Weve all been influenced by him in some way, so to some degree we all are Steve! Thanks to everyone who made this video possible.
Tell us in the comments how Steve has influenced your life.
This song was inspired by Jay-Zs retirement anthem What More Can I Say - check it out here:
http://youtu.be/UIJjK3IV3E0
Thanks!
-Pantless Knights
CREDITS
Created by Seedwell / Pantless Knights
Written and Performed by Beau Lewis
Directed by Peter Furia
Chorus Vocals by Brenna Wahl
Business inquiries: business[at]seedwell.com
Starring:
Pantless Knights (http://youtube.com/pantlessknights)
Brittani Louise Taylor (http://youtube.com/brittanilouisetaylor)
Andre The Black Nerd (http://youtube.com/blacknerdcomedy)
Joey Anderton (http://youtube.com/bambamjoey)
MG Phenom (http://youtube.com/mgphenom)
Maximus (http://youtube.com/americanhipster)
Audio Angel (http://youtube.com/daughterjudy)
Geeta C. (for http://desmondbishop55.com)
and many other friends...
LYRICS
Theres never been a leader this good for this long
This old, With inventions this bold, Or this strong
The simplest designs, Set trends and prove wrong
Streamlined every product, The iPod you all bought it
These hacks, Too lazy to innovate, They crazy
They dont try to create, They just trace me
You know what, Soon they forget who they stole, They whole style from,
And try to reverse the iPhone, Im like... huh!
Im not a hater, The creator With imagination
I drop technology that inspires entire nations.
I call up Lucas, Im big enough to brew it
Im that focused, Plus i knew that Disney wouldnt do it
So the dreams and teams you write about, White em out
Its hard to brag when the iPads in your mouth
Im in...Grey sneakers, I make features, You stay eager
What more can i tell you, Let me spell it for you
S-T-E V-E, Nobody truer than J-O-Bs
And you have to know, The worlds best C-E-O
Turned chairman, Im back to finish the boards business up
What more can I say? What more can i do?
I give this all to you, I know this much is true
What more can I say?
Now you know they love you truly
When you drop a new Mac and you perfect the GUI
And your code aint Foo-ey, Right
That means those lines they bite must be chewy
Chop that and they gone get sueyed, Toast
I dont mean to boast, But damn if i dont flex
Them hackers gonna act like they built OSX
The Andy Roddick, That serves the new product
Far from a Harvard student, Just had the heart to do it
And no Im not delaying it, In fact Im just playing it
This aint the release Im just QAin it
One, Two and i wont stop tweaking it
To Tech blogs, stop false leaking it
Back to the product, The multi-touch screen was exotic
Early adopters and they grandmas bought it
What up Woz, They cant shut up Jobs
Shut down I, Not even God , Im a ride
Lord forgive me for my brash delivery
But I remember vividly, What defeat did to me
So picture me, Lettin this board get at me
Fire me then buy my Next company
I will literally, Kiss Bill G in the forehead
Tell PC forgive me, Then squeeze out the market til its dead
Im not a boutique chop shop, In fact
I got something unique to knock socks off
Young, Steven the God steady droppin heat
Im at the Mac Keynote, Try to cop a seat
I aint never scared, Im everywhere
You aint never there, Google why would i ever care
Pound for pound Im the best to ever grow a grey hair
Excluding nobody, Look what i embody
The soul of a hustler the American Dream
I rose on my own, And made 8 Bill-i-ion in cream
And no I aint from parents with whole lots of cash
Or live any life well above middle class
And my designs aint comin and goin like pop fads
But the real shit you get when you bust down my passion
Add that to my engineerings built to last
Times that by my influence, On computers, communications,
entertainment, music and too much to list
Well see what happens when i no longer exist
What more can i say? Steve Jobs Tribute We all are Steve R.I.P. STEVE - WE WILL MISS YOU.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ia4joyGYG_A/mqdefault.jpg)