SpaceGuru5
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updated
This is a video that's been almost 2 months in the making. If you remember my last video, I discussed the false claims I made about Ephrom Josine in 2022 and went into detail about the actual events, debunking the claims I made about him.
This time, I'm here to debunk the claims I made about myself. I didn't do what I did out of malice; I did it because I thought it was right, and when I found out that I hurt Ephrom I couldn't forgive myself. I believed the awful things I thought about myself, and I even considered suicide. This is my story.
The thumbnail is an actual piece of vent art I made last month.
Companion document:
docs.google.com/document/d/1MGknRnQvNl_HroFkilagxn-gqd7t2kgabgc-G5VTLV4/edit?usp=sharing
Original Ephrom video and document here:
youtube.com/watch?v=9QT7-hhU9xQ
docs.google.com/document/d/1_IpHTIUNz6lCvQyuAl96Vcp1wPwZbE5y-DLElW4K0iU/edit?usp=sharing
I have an addendum to this video and document uploaded. The events and debunks in this video are still true, but the explanations I gave about myself were not. I was in an extremely bad head space when I made this video, and I used this video to justify abusing myself.
Please see more here:
youtu.be/-ID37N3CU4s
docs.google.com/document/d/1MGknRnQvNl_HroFkilagxn-gqd7t2kgabgc-G5VTLV4/edit?usp=sharing
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In 2022, I accused Ephrom Josine (The Ephrommentator) of sexually harassing Fractured Light. I also accused him of trying to steer Light's sexual preferences. I've retracted both of those statements and am working to undo the damage I caused. This video shows the timeline of events, explains why I did what I did and why I failed to act sooner, and why the accusations I made about him were patently false.
Sexual harassment is a very serious accusation to throw at someone, and it should never be made unless there is definitive proof that it happened. I had no such proof, but I chose to lie anyway. I've let everyone down, and I'm nothing but sorry for willingly damaging Ephrom's reputation. I have no excuse for what I did. Ephrom didn't deserve anything, and he needs support now more than ever. This video and the attached document should serve to dispel the accusations about him. Anyone who repeats them, even knowing that they're false, is a liar, like I was.
The document:
docs.google.com/document/d/1_IpHTIUNz6lCvQyuAl96Vcp1wPwZbE5y-DLElW4K0iU/edit?usp=sharing
Song:
DEVO - "Disco Dancer" (1988)
Flipnote Link:
flipnot.es/ULXRFG
Made 24-26 Dec 2023
Song:
DEVO - "Deep Sleep" (1982)
Flipnote Link:
flipnot.es/UADR2W
I made this for an assignment for Class Piano I. However, since I've already shared my composition with you all, I figured I might as well share this as well. Enjoy!
Lyrics:
Miserere mei, Deus, quia peccavi tibi!
Domine, dele iniquitatem meam!
Have mercy on me, God, for I have sinned against you!
Lord, blot out my transgressions!
View the sheet music here: musescore.com/user/11977961/scores/12880885
There's a blunder in this video. Near the end, I marked the fully diminished 7th chord as being in 2nd inversion (vii°4/3, which would be B°7/F). This is a mistake; it is actually in 1st inversion (vii°6/5, which would be B°7/D). Despite my perfectionist impulses, I've elected to just begrudgingly let it be.
Composed 25 Jan - 07 Feb 2023
Sheet music here:
musescore.com/user/11977961/scores/9758512
SoundCloud link here:
soundcloud.com/gilbert-martinez-37/the-wolfs-hour
Happy New Year! About a month later. Hey, better now than never. I'm kicking off the year with a surprise. Yes, I'm tackling a bit of an oldie from an easy target, but sometimes you just need to pick the low hanging fruit. Besides, I feel I have some worthwhile things to say here, so who gives a damn?
Today we'll be looking at MsMojo's "Top 10 Disney Villains Who Were Right All Along" video, particularly the #1 entry. I have a lot to say here, so let's get into it, yeah?
By the way, new avatar. :B
Hungry for more? A commentary on the rest of MsMojo's list has just been released! Check it out:
youtu.be/J0jfpq9OFXA
Sources:
MsMojo’s video:
youtube.com/watch?v=qCfuNhMpqW8
Clip of The Incredibles:
youtube.com/watch?v=IRPI3lSACFc
The Incredibles Wiki:
the-incredibles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Incredibles_Wiki
Scripted 21 Jan 2023
Recorded 21 Jan 2023
Edited 21 Jan 2023
Music:
DEVO - “Mechanical Man” (1975)
The Mothers of Invention - “Are You Hung Up?” (1968)
The Mothers of Invention - “Flower Punk” (1968)
The Residents - “Elvis and His Boss” (1978)
Checkers:
Nihilistic Snake
Keyblade Master
Dan Alek
Raven Pines
Emmo’s WRLD
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1eW2_FGk328ACqsElj9BPWfsbl-ws3eFzoYWyidrhpPM/edit?usp=sharing
I went with my older sister to meet and get autographs from the likes of PewDiePie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CinnamonToastKen, and the Game Grumps. This video contains some footage I recorded of Pewds, Mark, Jack, and Ken about to play Cards Against Humanity (if my memory serves me well). There's some bonus pictures in here, too.
I was reminded of this event when I looked up Pewds' "On the Stage!" video and saw me and my sister in the audience. We were pretty close to the front row. You may be able to pick us out, seeing how I looked here.
Pewds' vid can be seen here:
youtube.com/watch?v=Jkc0QxQ-3t4
You can also see footage of the panel here:
youtube.com/watch?v=_phtOmu6t84
Thanks for tuning in. Merry Something to all of you. :)
Sudo link:
flipnot.es/P15WJQ
Song:
Donny Osmond - "Hey Girl" (1972)
All copyrighted materials belong to their respective owners.
There's a lot of heavy shit covered in this video, from grooming to gaslighting. Viewer discretion is very strongly advised.
The other testimonies can be found here:
youtube.com/watch?v=pqQsOWuZXq4
This video is part of a great continuum that I call "the Guru Chronicles." The intent is to capture the most major parts of my history and keep them in a place where they can be referenced more easily, since my output stretches back so long ago. The playlist can be found here:
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzosUgRYj49IiPd45ZwM6jKH
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Written 09 Aug 2020, 20–21 Aug 2022, 10 & 25 Sep 2022
Recorded 13 & 25 Sep 2022
Edited 13, 19–20 & 25 Sep 2022
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REMAINING SOURCES
Talking to Vii about Kung-E Muller:
twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/991376543632019458
Talking to Vii about my Me Too take:
twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1095002472551251969
Vii for Vendetta rebranding:
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/548703282747539470/Um....png
Vii joins DIE:
twitter.com/OfIdiotic/status/1108187868684607489
Neve threatens me:
twitter.com/blossom_winters/status/1138594449360019457
My thread on the threats:
twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1138618736968118272
Proof of Vii’s raids against MichaelIsHere:
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/615041433778388993/unknown.png
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/615044045806501889/unknown.png
Vii talks about the CC Wiki:
cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/630979355694071838/unknown.png
My thread defending myself from Duel Taku:
twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1192630504563986432
Vii admits he’d let his fans dox MichaelIsHere if he was an adult:
pbs.twimg.com/media/EI0_VFJXsAIROZN.jpg
Jonie’s allegations against Vii:
twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr9t5a
docs.google.com/document/d/1pgmut6rSx-N5zbasutMKHsKoQaKFPGBoNyuZrRUeOhk/edit?usp=sharing
Riley’s allegations against Vii:
twitlonger.com/show/n_1src0il
Vii gets kicked out of DIE:
twitter.com/OfIdiotic/status/1292673344278532096
Koda’s allegations against Vii:
twitlonger.com/show/n_1srbsva
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SUPPLEMENTARY MATERIAL
10 Years of Coyote Comms:
youtube.com/watch?v=N9d7ivKxnPY
My Neros Q commentary:
youtube.com/watch?v=Rt07ln7cjz4
My Me Too apologies:
twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqq0q0
twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqq92e
Mirror of the Cloud Comm on Cam:
youtube.com/watch?v=hwBxFF9v_oI
My Spite in the CC video:
youtube.com/watch?v=5TGWU_aPgLE
Doodletones’ video on the accusations against Horus:
youtube.com/watch?v=QZUxvRql6Rg
“Nice to Meet You Again”:
youtube.com/watch?v=o8kc81AvrRs
My commentary on Neko Koda:
youtube.com/watch?v=KPj-_VgJJ-Q
Lunatic’s commentary on me and Koda:
youtube.com/watch?v=vgGdzR_BgKU
Mirror of Database’s commentary on Koda
youtube.com/watch?v=rgEt4CGFYZI
All sources retrieved 21 Sep 2022
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Music:
DEVO - "Baby Doll" (1988)
DEVO - "Some Things Never Change" (1988)
DEVO - "Agitated" (1988)
DEVO - "I'd Cry If You Died" (1988)
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Original version of this video:
youtube.com/watch?v=beiUN8BVOPk
I don't stand by this video. I'm merely posting it for the sake of posterity. You guys deserve to see my history in its honest form. I assure you that the only change I made to the original video is the addition of the 15-second note at the very beginning. Everything else is as it was back then.
Please understand.
Originally uploaded 11 Mar 2019.
This one's a bit darker than I would normally go. I think it matches the subject matter quite well (the song is literally a zany memento mori). Plus, I think I captured how unsettling I found the demo to be when I first heard it.
Enjoy!
Sudomemo:
flipnot.es/ZTSP6N
In the mean time, you can check out my commentary on his video here, since literally everything Kurome said about me was wrong, and everything I said about him wound up being right:
youtube.com/watch?v=ChivQaLL5WU
And while you're at it, please be sure to check out the Rae Kohai testimonies:
docs.google.com/document/d/1y2NDY9mz1-VWciHIWgy3EHAcpP4XJCTvlUBy0Q8_tN4/edit?usp=sharing
Please check out my own testimony as well, which was what sparked all this shit to begin with:
docs.google.com/document/d/1ekY4pwC1KYnPG8uLZrTz71LxulTWNnrQFK_urcSH_pA/edit?usp=sharing
I can't thank you guys enough for the support y'all have shown me. It's really helped me through these trying times. As always, I must strongly urge you not to go after Kurome himself. No need to reignite his bonfire.
Enjoy!
Source:
youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0&t=2066s
(Link goes directly to segment used!)
Sudomemo Link:
flipnot.es/P2BTH9
Give MTR a hug:
youtube.com/c/8363MTR
Animated 29 May 2019
It got to that time of year again when I fly up to visit my friend DFG Hulk. I didn't get to film much of what we did (whenever we did stuff), but I made sure we would record our adventures at the Tacoma Mall. I don't get to vlog with my friend very often, so if there's a chance I can do it, I'll take it. Join us on our chill adventures and share a taste of our long-running inside jokes!
DFG Hulk's channel (go smash his subscribe button):
youtube.com/channel/UCra6o0oV6pFXDJ8QuVdsrOA
Recorded 07 Jul 2022
2011 version: flipnot.es/DG2NW7Q
2022 version: flipnot.es/XQFDCS
Lyrics (Japanese & English):
手は洗ったの? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
うがいはしたの? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
顔は洗ったの? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
歯はみがいたの? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
宿題したの? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
言い訳するの? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
あきらめようよ? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
キミにはムリだよ? (ゴチャゴチャうるせー!)
お前らいちいちうるせえよ
揚げ足ばっかりとりやがる
文句を言うのはいいけれど
そいつはさすがに卑怯だろ
相手の気持ちは構いなし
満足できればそれでいい
ストレス発散おめでとさん
オイラはお前のなんなんだ?
ゴチャゴチャうるせー!
Did you wash your hands? (Quit nagging me!)
Did you gargle? (Quit nagging me!)
Did you wash your face? (Quit nagging me!)
Did you brush your teeth? (Quit nagging me!)
Did you do your homework? (Quit nagging me!)
Do you wanna make an excuse? (Quit nagging me!)
Why don't you give up? (Quit nagging me!)
You can't do it, can you? (Quit nagging me!)
Quit nitpicking me, y'all
Always finding fault in whatever I do
Complaining is fine and all
But don't you think that's a bit low?
You never care for how others feel
That's fine, as long as you feel satisfied
Good on you for venting that stress!
What do you take me for?
Quit nagging me!
With the Flipnote Archive's release, I've been able to look through all my old Flipnotes from 2009-2012 after having not seen them since 2013 (my original DSi got stolen from me). I was inspired enough to get back into making Flipnotes.
This right here is a loose reconstruction of a Flipnote I created today; I made it as a little homage to my past. If I'm able to, I might even get to recreating some of my old ones. Stay tuned for that, ofc.
Sudomemo upload here: flipnot.es/E3J4R6
This video's gonna dive headfirst into really heavy subject matter, so whether or not things like that make you uncomfortable, I highly suggest implementing viewer discretion.
Not really the first thing I had in mind for celebrating my channel's 13th birthday. Or for a commentary, for that matter. But you know what? Sometimes, push comes to shove, and you have to put people back into their place. I dunno about you guys, but I think Kurome blaming me for Rae Kohai and Jonie Roo mistreating me, as well as Carmen trying to cancel and harass me for outdated word-of-mouth horse shit from Kurome is enough grounds for this.
I think I knew all along that I was saving Ren for a video like this, especially since between the two of them, Kurome and Carmen have enough legs to stand on to qualify as a Paralympic sprinter.
As cathartic as this video was for me to make, I really don't want to make another video like this unless I absolutely have to. I would much rather show y'all my fun and creative side, not my angry and tough side. But then again, the tone wasn't really a matter of choice for me.
Also, I'm aware that I keep saying Kurome's username is Kronya. At the time of me writing this script, his YouTube username was Kronya instead of Kurome Cien Towa. I have no clue why this is, but this is preserved in Carmen's video. Just clearing up any potential confusion there.
Sources:
Kurome’s video (MIRRORED)
🪞 youtube.com/watch?v=hiFggzgdp5A
Given her alleged predatory nature, Carmen’s video WILL NOT be linked here. I cannot risk children getting ensnared in her content. I strongly advise that, for safety purposes, no one under the age of 18 should look for her video. No exceptions. Period.
My 2nd apology TL, 11 Feb 2019
twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqq92e
My Open Letter to Carmen, 20 Jul 2021
youtube.com/watch?v=lVGSxXwYY_8
The Rae Kohai document, 14 Jan 2022
docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1y2NDY9mz1-VWciHIWgy3EHAcpP4XJCTvlUBy0Q8_tN4/edit?usp=sharing
My portion of the document, 04 Jul 2021–22 Feb 2022
docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1ekY4pwC1KYnPG8uLZrTz71LxulTWNnrQFK_urcSH_pA/edit?usp=sharing
The Josh the Josher exposé, 15 Jan 2022
youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ogla82LEo
My portion of the exposé, 04 Mar 2022
youtube.com/watch?v=HJFZ2xQYXBo
Kurome’s victim blame tweet, 18 Jan 2022
twitter.com/KuromeTowaxx/status/1483603548554342403
10 Years of Coyote Comms, 01 Mar 2021
youtube.com/watch?v=N9d7ivKxnPY
The CAN comm, 13 Jul 2017
youtube.com/watch?v=15t7CKHFnq0
scc.fandom.com/wiki/Commentaries_by_Umbrus#Corporation_of_Alternative_Nitpickers
Kurome’s apology to Umbrus, 13 May 2022
twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss1gkb
All sources retrieved 13–15 & 17 May 2022.
Music:
Sisters of Mercy - “This Corrosion” (1987)
DEVO - “Shrivel-Up” (1978)
The Residents - “Laughing Song” (1978)
Iggy Pop - “Funtime” (1977)
The Residents - “The Coming of the Crow” (1980)
Olli Davis - “Nice to Meet You Again” (2021)
Sex Pistols - “Seventeen” (1977)
Written 13–16 May 2022
Recorded 16 May 2022
Edited 16–18 May 2022
English captions added by me on 25 May 2022
Credited script checkers (there were others):
Raven Pines
Fractured Light
Nihilistic Snake
The script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1A016kP32q7KvlUZkkD0FJ9ZKqZVU5eq63eMp_crqtOM/edit?usp=sharing
All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.
Some of the parts were recorded with my electronic keyboard, in conjunction with MIDI output. Even though it's short and is meant to play on the cynical nature of corporate music, I'm very thoroughly satisfied with how this came out.
As always, please remember not to bother anyone I mention here. I'm not here to harass anyone; I'm simply here to inform y'all about someone whom I used to consider a friend, before he unceremoniously cut me off and I found out the truth about him. I didn't wanna do it, but it had to be done.
Dan's video:
youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ogla82LEo
Music:
DEVO - "Mechanical Man" (1975)
DEVO - "Peek-A-Boo" (1982)
DEVO - "What I Must Do" (1982)
DEVO - "I Desire" (1982)
DEVO - "Patterns" (1982)
DEVO - "Jurisdiction of Love" (1984)
Originally released 15 Jan 2022
All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.
That's not what's different, though. I am excited to announce that this is the world's (or at least the SCC's) first ever music-based commentary. I opted for an avant-garde approach for this because I wanted to prove a point that I could've only made with music.
If you don't like this song, you're showing me that people don't like what they can't access. This can apply to your average pop fan not liking metal, and, for that matter, vice versa. If you DO like this song, then it begs the question of why we like the things we like. And fundamentally, like a song or not, that's not what makes a song good or bad. There's something much more than meets the eye, but that's a story for another time.
Lyrics:
Hold on now! Heavy types of rock
designed to outrage and to shock
have never pierced the charts of pop!
They never ever reach the top
!Aesthetic tastes will always change,
and new ones always felt so strange
to those who knew of pop before.
Don't mean it's not good anymore!
In times of old and times anew,
you'd find some gold and lots of pew.
It's music! Who cares what we think?
There ain't no need to cause a stink!
Dismissing pop as "all the same"
ignores the ultimate pop game!
Now go on! Pipe yourself back down;
you're making music lovers frown!
Source video - be nice:
youtube.com/watch?v=l7sze05yris
Written & Recorded 19 Feb 2022
Video Made 20 Feb 2022
All copyrighted materials belong to their respective owners.
Joshua's video: youtube.com/watch?v=EXAz1rE4N20
My Twitter: twitter.com/SpaceGuru5
My DeviantART: http://www.deviantart.com/gmart5
Want more info about me? Click here: scc.fandom.com/wiki/SpaceGuru5
Music:
New Order - "Elegia" (1985)
Special thanks to Davi Grimm for posting this in a material chat. I also want to thank Death Alchemist for directing me to a video that gave me better context for what's discussed here. That video will be linked below as well. Additional thanks go to my friend the Blind Bard, who helped create the new Mechanical Guru ident featured here.
Sources:
Buckley’s video (Degree 0):
youtube.com/watch?v=WuX_R8Dy-mY
Suris’ video (Degree 1) - be nice:
youtube.com/watch?v=ScYZ0r2c6Ow
Referenced Buckley vids:
Matilda mugs - youtube.com/watch?v=T11lf2rBwXg
Bill Burr at the Grammys - youtube.com/watch?v=ov53MxQCAeU
Halloween shit - youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0RyYiGO8o
Mr. Potato Head - youtube.com/watch?v=BRAyHTNCtQ0
Garth Brooks - youtube.com/watch?v=HYTL1ScFp2o
The Sinner Bowl - youtube.com/watch?v=ye0m442sH-A
A great video discussing this, and more:
youtube.com/watch?v=5OcLDcg7UJw
Skip to 1:30:51 if you want to hear more about the Boyfriend Dungeon stuff.
Scripted 10-11 Oct 2021
Recorded 10-11 Oct 2021
Edited 10-11 Oct 2021
Named script checkers:
Fractured Light
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1R8ofJdfFYUW_KhpDJA987fN3y-ZjyNydgxNKXV2910Y/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
DEVO - “Mechanical Man” (1975)
The Human League - “The Sound of the Crowd” (1981)
Wanna view the original cut?
youtube.com/watch?v=ba7QpuAMzfI
All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement is intended. This commentary is protected under fair use.
I speak from my own personal experience. I, too, had went down a similar path to this. It took someone making a very harsh but fair response to my actions in order for me to come back to my senses, and since then I've been actively working to ensure that I don't fall down that path again. It can be done. It's just a matter of willpower.
Given her alleged predatory nature, Carmen’s videos WILL NOT be linked here. I cannot risk children getting ensnared in her content. I strongly advise that, for safety purposes, no one under the age of 18 should look for her videos. No exceptions. Period.
Raven's response to Carmen:
youtube.com/watch?v=rBSRqzhdQTY
Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1XgV0IlfwhZ_VZ8IaYnoDJix2nb46F-OaW3gRYC0k8S0/edit?usp=sharing
Checkers:
Theinsanecritic
Fractured Light
Raventhecommentator2001
Umbrus
Thumbnail by JoshtheJosher
Link:
ollidavis.bandcamp.com/album/obscured-sorrows
Lyrics:
So numb, so numb,
so dumb, so dumb,
from all my toes to my thumb.
The hollow void calls.
My weak soul falls,
and with it goes my sturdy gall.
The void in my heart grows deep.
I know not if I can sleep.
My life, the wheat I plan to reap.
So much time to think.
So much time to drink.
Lower do I ever sink.
My vision grows dark.
Silent becomes my heart.
Do you think this is art?
I know not what I feel.
Is any of this real?
I'll never know the truth revealed.
This is my world.
Info:
"Perception is Reality"
- Composed 13 Jun 2018.
- Vocals recorded 29 Dec 2020.
- Mixed 10 Apr 2021.
Music composed with MuseScore 3
Vocals recorded with WavePad Sound Editor v6.37
Songs mixed with MixPad Audio Mixer v5.04
(c) 2021 by me.
Link to EP:
ollidavis.bandcamp.com/album/obscured-sorrows
Lyrics:
Thought it was over.
Guess I was wrong.
Tried to avoid you.
It's been so long
since I have seen you.
My, how you've changed.
You've got me down here
cursed and deranged.
Nice to meet you again.
Welcome home, my friend.
We'll be together
until the end.
Predestined future
colored by my past.
The present status
will never last.
A transient moment
of fruitless pain
turns into echoes
of pure disdain.
Nice to meet you again.
Welcome home, my friend.
We'll be together
until the end.
What is my destiny?
What do I choose to see?
What is there left of me?
There is nowhere left to hide,
no space left for me to cry.
Why do I even try?
I am the victim,
guilty as charged.
It doesn't matter,
by and large.
Nice to meet you again.
Welcome home, my friend.
We'll be together
until the end.
Nice to meet you again.
Welcome home, my friend.
We'll be together
until the end,
until the end.
Info:
"Nice to Meet You Again"
- Composed 26 Feb 2016, 29 Oct 2019, 18 Jan & 17 Mar 2021.
- Vocals recorded 26 Mar 2021.
- Mixed 26 & 27 Mar 2021.
Music composed with MuseScore 3
Vocals recorded with WavePad Sound Editor v6.37
Song mixed with MixPad Audio Mixer v5.04
(c) 2021 by me.
More insights:
youtu.be/Mqtfx5_zD9Q
Music bed:
DEVO - "Girl U Want (1980)
DEVO - "Secret Agent Man" (1979)
DEVO - "Jerkin' Back 'N' Forth" (1981)
DEVO - "Jurisdiction of Love" (1984)
Songs reviewed:
"Time Out for Fun"
"Peek-A-Boo"
"Out of Sync"
"Explosions"
"That's Good"
"Patterns"
"Big Mess"
"Speed Racer"
"What I Must Do"
"I Desire"
"Deep Sleep"
This review is protected under Fair Use.
I've been seeing Savantics' video on my YouTube Mobile homepage quite a bit, so I finally got around to watching it. I had some problems with it, but I don't entirely disagree. I just needed to make this video in order to get something out there (and also to prove that I still like doing commentaries).
Target (Be nice. ಠ_ಠ):
youtube.com/watch?v=nFGFSphX9Ck
Scripted 07 Mar 2021
Recorded 07 Mar 2021
Edited 07 Mar 2021
Script Checkers:
JoshtheJosher
The Blind Bard
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1xJGCCFqf5j981ucGNiQnT2NvbkxJJOrLneO8_FJO3Tw/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Corey Hart - "Sunglasses At Night" (1983)
The Human League - "Mirror Man" (1983)
The Remaining Few - "Painted Air" (1968)
Send your love:
JoshtheJosher (video editor)
youtube.com/channel/UCVn9GPQQYxGJliaz0ZoAg7w
The Blind Bard (audio editor)
youtube.com/channel/UCuyZUjhWr8phhHoMkrVTD7A
Be sure to check out my 10 Years of Coyote Comms video if you haven't already!
youtu.be/N9d7ivKxnPY
Thanks for watching!
The script of my unreleased Derek Savage commentary:
deviantart.com/gmart5/art/Cool-Cat-Sues-the-Kids-Unreleased-Coyote-Comm-631817149
The script for this video:
docs.google.com/document/d/1xmA0PYsMbFbGlg7sriaW2eGMKsKivlKix3AoF0-W-ZY/edit?usp=sharing
Scripted 21-23 May, 10 Jun, 27 Dec 2020, 20-31 Jan & 21 Feb 2021
Recorded 31 Jan & 21 Feb 2021
Edited 31 Jan & 21 Feb 2021
Sections
0:00 - Intro
2:09 - My Beginning (01 Mar 2011 - 29 Jul 2012)
4:54 - My Middle Period (01 Jan 2013 - 15 Aug 2016)
9:02 - My Struggles (28 Nov 2017 - 01 Feb 2020)
17:06 - My 10th Year (21 Mar 2020 - 01 Mar 2021)
20:31 - What's Next (Beyond 01 Mar 2021)
22:02 - Recap & Conclusion
Music:
Corey Hart - "Sunglasses at Night" (1983)
The Guess Who - "Clap for the Wolfman" (1974)
Ace - "How Long" (1974)
Eagles - "Lyin' Eyes" (1975)
Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone" (1965)
The Zombies - "She's Not There" (1964)
The Brothers Johnson - "Strawberry Letter 23" (1977)
Corey Hart - "Never Surrender" (1985)
The Remaining Few - "Painted Air" (1967)
Script checkers:
Chai Mocha
Since this was inspired by a dream, I consider this the sequel to "Warm Winter, Cool Summer", which I composed 4 years ago.
View on SoundCloud:
soundcloud.com/gilbert-martinez-37/pink-nebulae-2020
Just this past Wednesday, one4all shot me a request to cover Thegamingtrouge's video about IGN and GFR discussing Kingdom Hearts. Good thing I'm a coyote and not a cat, then...
Not gonna lie, I thought this video was gonna be a lot shorter than it ended up being. But hey, that's just the nature of the Beast.
Special thanks to SoySus15! Give him a hug:
youtube.com/user/LinkDLuffy15
Sources:
Commentary Target (Be nice. ಠ_ಠ):
youtube.com/watch?v=uTa-9CJd2LY
Degree 0s:
IGN - youtube.com/watch?v=2O7y7zNWUkk
Girlfriend Reviews - youtube.com/watch?v=6KxQzAvO_0Q
More Info about the Gummiphone:
khwiki.com/Gummiphone
kingdomhearts.fandom.com/wiki/Gummiphone
Scripted 19 - 22 Aug 2020
Recorded 22 Aug 2020
Edited 22 - 23 Aug 2020
Music:
The Alan Parsons Project - "Games People Play" (1980)
Talking Heads - "Girlfriend is Better" (1983)
Script Checkers:
6t76t
JoshtheJosher
Chai Mocha
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1DHmQtWejZ2o-Ro1bsg4GKEfeKK3b-oTCCk_h65b0Byk/edit?usp=sharing
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In case anything funny happens to this video, you are more than welcome to download this video and, if this gets false DMCA'd, mirror it.
Sources:
Target - “Contagious Stupidity: Foamy the Squirrel”:
youtube.com/watch?v=VvbWJrBUH48
“Meds in Your Head: Foamy the Squirrel”:
youtube.com/watch?v=1nAZi_eUjoU
COVID Worldometer:
worldometers.info/coronavirus
My short Twitter thread related to this subject, 20 Apr 2020:
twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1252356883874066434
FiveThirtyEight’s polls about Americans’ response to COVID-19:
projects.fivethirtyeight.com/coronavirus-polls
Timeline of COVID-19 Pandemic Cases, from Wikimedia:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_pandemic#/media/File:2020_coronavirus_cases_by_date_of_report.svg
Article on Bipartisan Efforts to Reopen America:
abcnews.go.com/Politics/pandemic-political-divide-bipartisan-response-turns-bitter-relief/story?id=70667304
Scripted 17 May 2020
Recorded 17 May 2020
Edited 17 May 2020
Music:
SpaceGuru5 - “Endless Nights” (2017)
Talking Heads - “Life During Wartime” (1979)
Script Checkers:
Snapshot_Tiger
6t76t
Chai Mocha
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/14AyEfk11UHhKngFJDbWfHwF8x8VpZWxJHLQl6klT0Ps/edit?usp=sharing
Links to the Other 3 Parts:
I - youtube.com/watch?v=QGTn9SXtcIc
II - youtube.com/watch?v=TKh5BQPlk40
III - youtube.com/watch?v=y4mgwlIQ0E8
All Available Game Artifacts for HDSH 11:
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TriviaDeath2Game/769de934fd72dac8d1a59e3fbcd98474
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/d87f42962685755e2196ed79e1f596cb
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/dc88e7f35638248521e602b5a4cf9f15
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/a2b31d303d222c731bc6e4d9a85a4d5a
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/482e27207a74faff1b8ab8f02d226a71
http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/bb84c3d779e2a7fdcd5edbe61d674697
http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/9244a097b5dd7ccb0401dbedcf2119ff
Music:
Jimmy Clanton - "Just a Dream"
Television - "See No Evil"
Supertramp - "Oh Darling"
New Order - "Love Vigilantes"
The Human League - "Mirror Man"
Siouxsie & the Banshees - "Slowdive"
The Yardbirds - "For Your Love"
Official Spotify Playlist:
open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=G6S-UkGlR12u_3P7uXWC0Q
Thanks for watching, everyone!
Links to Other Parts:
I - youtube.com/watch?v=QGTn9SXtcIc
II - youtube.com/watch?v=TKh5BQPlk40
IV - youtube.com/watch?v=YlI4CecPV18
Game Artifacts:
http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/bb84c3d779e2a7fdcd5edbe61d674697
http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/9244a097b5dd7ccb0401dbedcf2119ff
* Note: All games released on party packs before #3 don't have the option to view game artifacts.
Music:
Talking Heads - "Artists Only"
America - "Tin Man"
The Police - "One World (Not Three)"
Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence"
Cream - "Sunshine of Your Love"
The Elegants - "Little Star"
Kraftwerk - "Pocket Calculator"
The Alan Parsons Project - "Stereotomy"
Ricky Nelson - "Poor Little Fool"
Official Spotify Playlist:
open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=8Hf8G6qLSqS0ElurOAkfEQ
I'm projecting 4 or 5 parts at this point. lol
Links to Other Parts:
I - youtube.com/watch?v=QGTn9SXtcIc
III - youtube.com/watch?v=y4mgwlIQ0E8
IV - youtube.com/watch?v=YlI4CecPV18
Game Artifacts:
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/a2b31d303d222c731bc6e4d9a85a4d5a
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/482e27207a74faff1b8ab8f02d226a71
Music:
Richard Hell - "Betrayal Takes Two"
Ray Charles - "What'd I Say, Pts. 1 & 2"
The Stampeders - "Sweet City Woman"
Steve Miller Band - "Abracadabra"
The Beatles - "Something"
Corey Hart - "Sunglasses At Night"
Talking Heads - "Artists Only"
Official Spotify Playlist:
open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=8Hf8G6qLSqS0ElurOAkfEQ
Last night, I got my friends in UGH together and recorded about 3 hours worth of us just playing Jackbox games. I've elected to split the footage into 3 or 4 parts, for everyone's sake. Enjoy our wild antics, and find out what it means to Robert Smith to Siouxsie and the Banshees! Try not to flong.
Links to Other Parts:
II - youtube.com/watch?v=TKh5BQPlk40
III - youtube.com/watch?v=y4mgwlIQ0E8
IV - youtube.com/watch?v=YlI4CecPV18
Game Artifacts:
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TriviaDeath2Game/769de934fd72dac8d1a59e3fbcd98474
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/d87f42962685755e2196ed79e1f596cb
games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/dc88e7f35638248521e602b5a4cf9f15
Music:
The Guess Who - "Clap For the Wolfman"
Spanky & Our Gang - "Sunday Will Never Be the Same"
After the Fire - "Der Kommissar"
SAGA - "On the Loose"
The Cure - "Lovesong"
The Isley Brothers - "That Lady, Pts. 1 & 2"
Richard Hell - "Betrayal Takes Two"
Official Spotify Playlist:
open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=8Hf8G6qLSqS0ElurOAkfEQ
Alt version with Gravity Man stills:
youtube.com/watch?v=-knOB9P27oQ
Sources:
TBONE’s video:
youtube.com/watch?v=L1CNk395Pbk
Doodle's TBONE comm:
youtube.com/watch?v=hvhWx8gSKLQ
MTR & My TBONE co-op:
youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0
COVID-19 Stats:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%9320_coronavirus_pandemic#/media/File:2020_coronavirus_cases_by_date_of_report.svg
worldometers.info/coronavirus
Article highlighting one of MANY nationwide grocery store raids:
wlbt.com/2020/03/14/shoppers-raid-grocery-store-shelves-news-spreads-coronavirus
Sam Elliot clip, from the Big Lebowski:
youtube.com/watch?v=NLvoSxb8xMw
Canadian researchers announce their isolation of COVID-19:
complex.com/life/2020/03/researchers-canada-isolated-covid-19-virus
Some articles discussing worldwide racism against Asians amid COVID-19 crisis:
thehill.com/changing-america/respect/diversity-inclusion/480749-the-coronavirus-is-causing-an-outbreak-in-anti
washingtonpost.com/world/2020/01/31/top-european-music-school-suspended-students-east-asia-over-coronavirus-concerns-amid-rising-discrimination
dw.com/en/coronavirus-fuels-anti-chinese-discrimination-in-africa/av-52428454
COVID-19 and influenza symptoms:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus_disease_2019#/media/File:Symptoms_of_coronavirus_disease_2019_2.0.svg
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza#/media/File:Symptoms_of_influenza.svg
Written 19-21 Mar 2020
Recorded 21 Mar 2020
Edited 21 Mar 2020
Script Checkers:
The Blind Bard
Joshua Montague
SmashPictures (aka Fynn)
Chai Mocha
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1Ls9RAgbhNiDfFB0Jasn_pd-0htlk1O2uQB1SsdWxurU/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Joy Division - "Candidate" (1979)
2814 - 恢复 (2014)
All copyrighted works and original artworks belong to their respective artists.
DFG Hulk's channel: youtube.com/channel/UCra6o0oV6pFXDJ8QuVdsrOA
Check out the other DOtOF episodes!
DOtOF S1: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzrVmsn2Mt0ytPbphejPbxtk
DOtOF S2: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzqOI26YHOS18aAncj8p9AfV
DOtOF S3: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzotpXQjb4hLjE6rGsCTg0iJ
DOtOF S4: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzo1zgiEfFcKugBLZ-LVkVs7
Here's all the videos I showed snippets of, if you're interested:
Guru Defends Guru [Neros Q]:
youtube.com/watch?v=Rt07ln7cjz4
Avatargate 2.0 [TheMarcusWithin]:
youtube.com/watch?v=BIvsHF_MnnM
Guru Ruins a Thing [Sinatra_Says]:
youtube.com/watch?v=jIwNyCfNBiM
A Blindness that Touches Imperfection [SadieTheCultist222]:
youtube.com/watch?v=H8Y4vxt2T0Y
(Note: Partially disowned.)
The T-Off [TBONE2004]:
youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0
Live & Let Die [CGP Grey]:
youtube.com/watch?v=3DriTraHMls
Say What You Say [KHbrony]:
youtube.com/watch?v=E-zdwI25Cts
Music:
ZED - TRYING (2019)
Kainu's back in a diff'rent skin.
Hopefully it won't be thin.
Wonder where SpaceGuru's been?
Well, tough shit. Watch this vid. Win-Win!
In this hybrid commentary-discussion video, we take a look at a CC rant posted by Kainu (who is now Neko Koda) and why I had problems with it. There's...not really much else to say. Hope you enjoy.
Sources:
Neko’s video:
youtube.com/watch?v=VXwJQ7G4M80
Scripted 28-29 Dec 2019
Recorded 29 Dec 2019
Edited 29 Dec 2019
Script checkers:
Joshua Montague
Chai Mocha
8363MTR
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1B2CxGK4t_qhHYDCErTM2_NUAgDFMTxeAH3ns4RIhAlA/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
New Order - "Sub-Culture" (1985)
New Order - "Blue Monday" (1983)
All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.
Sources:
KHbrony’s Commentary (Degree 4 - target):
youtube.com/watch?v=XvOVXcyPs0o
Keyblade’s Commentary (Degree 3):
youtube.com/watch?v=h2Xzyafqrgc
supersonicward15 and Sean S’s Commentary (Degree 2):
youtube.com/watch?v=WuQP2Rnyox4
Halofan HP00’s Commentary (Degree 1):
Removed
Kung-E Muller’s Video (Degree 0):
youtube.com/watch?v=TVFwOSloPmA
Honestly, Degrees 0 and 1 are inconsequential here. That’s how little KHbrony cared about this.
Mine and 8363MTR’s Commentary on TBONE2004:
youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0
My Commentary on TheMarcusWithin:
youtube.com/watch?v=BIvsHF_MnnM
“Are you kidding me?!” Clip:
youtube.com/watch?v=9sxH0eSJmNE
Scripted 13-14 Oct 2019
Recorded 14 Oct 2019
Edited 14 Oct 2019
The Script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1WTKxdIihIu7OUndiQpV8LdxX_ljXsjyOfpCy4dNqR0M/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Chill Carrier - “80s” (2007)
Kajagoogoo - “Islands” (1984)
ZΞD - “NUMBER” (2019)
The Remaining Few - “Painted Air” (1968)
Script Checkers:
Dan Chai
Keyblade Master
1. 暑さ (WARMTH) (0:00)
2. 上り坂 (UPHILL) (4:57)
3. しようとしている (TRYING) (8:09)
4. 天国 (HEAVEN) (13:28)
5. 未来 (FUTURE) (18:56) - partially muted due to copyright claim.
6. 番号 (NUMBER) (25:29)
Enjoy!
Sources:
CGP Grey’s video:
youtube.com/watch?v=C25qzDhGLx8
Encyclopedia Britannica on Stockholm Syndrome:
britannica.com/science/Stockholm-syndrome
Life Expectancy by Region (1950-2050):
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/LifeExpectancy.png
US SSA’s Life Expectancy Calculator:
ssa.gov/oact/population/longevity.html
Life Expectancy at Birth by Race and Sex (1930-2010):
infoplease.com/life-expectancy-birth-race-and-sex-1930-2010
Article discussing overpopulation concerns:
theguardian.com/environment/2007/aug/31/climatechange.food
Diagram of symbiotic relationships by Ian Alexander:
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Symbiotic_relationships_diagram.svg
Aging: The Biology of Senescence:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK10041
Article discussing the tomb of China's 1st emperor, who overdosed on medicine he thought would make him immortal:
livescience.com/22454-ancient-chinese-tomb-terracotta-warriors.html
Ted-ED lesson review about gunpowder, which was first created to be used as an immortality potion:
ed.ted.com/lessons/the-deadly-irony-of-gunpowder-eric-rosado#review
Article discussing the death of King Henry II’s mistress by drinking gold chloride and diethyl ether:
telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/6865939/French-kings-mistress-poisoned-by-gold-elixir.html
1889 news story on a man who died of blood poisoning after being injected by an “elixir of life”:
paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/TAN18890925.2.17
Scientists develop anti-aging process in mice:
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-12-20/scientists-develop-anti-ageing-process-in-mice/5168580
A study on the effectiveness on mouse-based studies of human diseases:
nature.com/news/preclinical-research-make-mouse-studies-work-1.14913
Scientific document explaining the heat death of the universe:
http://www.informationphilosopher.com/solutions/scientists/layzer/Frautschi_Science_1982.pdf
Official NIH article explaining the inevitability of senescence:
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5724245
Harvard Gazette article on anti-aging research, featuring Prof. David Sinclair:
https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/03/anti-aging-research-prime-time-for-an-impact-on-the-globe/
Scripted 07-10 & 13 Jul 2019
Recorded 13-14 Jul 2019
Edited 13-14 Jul & 04 Aug 2019
Script Checkers:
Chai Mocha
Swords Zenny
The Blind Bard
The script:
docs.google.com/document/d/1wWYtS1nrhPyPfsZbAmgsQIeUaPKqeAoTnRFj0mIHzG8/edit?usp=sharing
Music:
Henry Purcell - "Funeral March for Queen Mary" (1695)
Girolamo Frescobaldi - "Recercar con obligo" (1635)
ZΞD - FUTURE (2019)
ZΞD - HEAVEN (2019)