Just a Josher: Gurus Story SpaceGuru5 2022-03-04 | Hey all. SpaceGuru5 here. If you haven't seen Dan Chai's video compiling my and my friends' testimonies about the user formerly known as Joshua Montague, I'll provide a link to it below. I figured I may as well post my segment of the video as its own thing, because man did I fucking nail it here.As always, please remember not to bother anyone I mention here. I'm not here to harass anyone; I'm simply here to inform y'all about someone whom I used to consider a friend, before he unceremoniously cut me off and I found out the truth about him. I didn't wanna do it, but it had to be done.Dan's video:youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ogla82LEoMusic:DEVO - "Mechanical Man" (1975)DEVO - "Peek-A-Boo" (1982)DEVO - "What I Must Do" (1982)DEVO - "I Desire" (1982)DEVO - "Patterns" (1982)DEVO - "Jurisdiction of Love" (1984)Originally released 15 Jan 2022All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.
Anton Diabelli: Bagatelle SpaceGuru5 2024-04-28 | Video assignment for Class Piano II, recorded and uploaded 16 Mar 2024.
Randall Hartsell: Moonlit Shores SpaceGuru5 2024-04-28 | Video assignment for Class Piano II, recorded and uploaded 28 Feb 2024.
Willard A. Palmer, Morton Manus & Amanda Vick Lethco: Chromatic Rag SpaceGuru5 2024-04-28 | Video assignment for Class Piano II, recorded 28 Apr 2024.
My Self-Cruelty: An Addendum SpaceGuru5 2024-03-10 | TW// Suicidal ideations.This is a video that's been almost 2 months in the making. If you remember my last video, I discussed the false claims I made about Ephrom Josine in 2022 and went into detail about the actual events, debunking the claims I made about him.This time, I'm here to debunk the claims I made about myself. I didn't do what I did out of malice; I did it because I thought it was right, and when I found out that I hurt Ephrom I couldn't forgive myself. I believed the awful things I thought about myself, and I even considered suicide. This is my story.The thumbnail is an actual piece of vent art I made last month.Companion document:docs.google.com/document/d/1MGknRnQvNl_HroFkilagxn-gqd7t2kgabgc-G5VTLV4/edit?usp=sharingOriginal Ephrom video and document here:youtube.com/watch?v=9QT7-hhU9xQdocs.google.com/document/d/1_IpHTIUNz6lCvQyuAl96Vcp1wPwZbE5y-DLElW4K0iU/edit?usp=sharing
I Lied to You All. Ephrom Josine Is Innocent. SpaceGuru5 2024-01-20 | UPDATE (10 Mar 2024):I have an addendum to this video and document uploaded. The events and debunks in this video are still true, but the explanations I gave about myself were not. I was in an extremely bad head space when I made this video, and I used this video to justify abusing myself.Please see more here:youtu.be/-ID37N3CU4sdocs.google.com/document/d/1MGknRnQvNl_HroFkilagxn-gqd7t2kgabgc-G5VTLV4/edit?usp=sharing----In 2022, I accused Ephrom Josine (The Ephrommentator) of sexually harassing Fractured Light. I also accused him of trying to steer Light's sexual preferences. I've retracted both of those statements and am working to undo the damage I caused. This video shows the timeline of events, explains why I did what I did and why I failed to act sooner, and why the accusations I made about him were patently false.Sexual harassment is a very serious accusation to throw at someone, and it should never be made unless there is definitive proof that it happened. I had no such proof, but I chose to lie anyway. I've let everyone down, and I'm nothing but sorry for willingly damaging Ephrom's reputation. I have no excuse for what I did. Ephrom didn't deserve anything, and he needs support now more than ever. This video and the attached document should serve to dispel the accusations about him. Anyone who repeats them, even knowing that they're false, is a liar, like I was.The document:docs.google.com/document/d/1_IpHTIUNz6lCvQyuAl96Vcp1wPwZbE5y-DLElW4K0iU/edit?usp=sharing
Disco Dancer SpaceGuru5 2023-12-26 | Changing it up a bit with an homage to Total Devo. Certainly matches what we're going through right now! I hope you enjoy this Flipnote, and I'll see y'all in 2024! :)Song:DEVO - "Disco Dancer" (1988)Flipnote Link:flipnot.es/ULXRFGMade 24-26 Dec 2023
Deep Sleep SpaceGuru5 2023-12-23 | I started making this Flipnote on 26 Sep 2020, but then it kinda got shelved for a few years. However, I finished it up earlier this evening, and I'm very pleased with the results. Enjoy!Song:DEVO - "Deep Sleep" (1982)Flipnote Link:flipnot.es/UADR2W
Beethoven: German Dance SpaceGuru5 2023-11-21 | This is a video I took earlier today of me playing Beethoven's "German Dance" on piano. The piece itself came from my class textbook.I made this for an assignment for Class Piano I. However, since I've already shared my composition with you all, I figured I might as well share this as well. Enjoy!
G. Martinez - Miserere (2023) SpaceGuru5 2023-11-07 | Composed 06 Oct to 03 Nov 2023 for a chorale assignment. This is written from the perspective of a penitent soul who seeks God's mercy, and it culminates in the joy of one having achieved personal salvation. The past few years have been full of personal penance, and so I sought to capture that here. I realize it's not as simple as was asked of me, but I think I made it work.Lyrics:Miserere mei, Deus, quia peccavi tibi!Domine, dele iniquitatem meam!Have mercy on me, God, for I have sinned against you!Lord, blot out my transgressions!View the sheet music here: musescore.com/user/11977961/scores/12880885There's a blunder in this video. Near the end, I marked the fully diminished 7th chord as being in 2nd inversion (vii°4/3, which would be B°7/F). This is a mistake; it is actually in 1st inversion (vii°6/5, which would be B°7/D). Despite my perfectionist impulses, I've elected to just begrudgingly let it be.
The Wolfs Hour (2023) | Puss in Boots 2 Fan Music SpaceGuru5 2023-02-08 | I saw Puss in Boots: The Last Wish the day after it hit theaters. I think it's one of the best movies of all time. Naturally, I fell in love with the Wolf character, and I decided to write a song based on his signature whistle. I'd practiced writing jazz progressions for a good while beforehand; this was my first real effort in making a jazz ensemble piece. I hope you'll enjoy it!Composed 25 Jan - 07 Feb 2023Sheet music here:musescore.com/user/11977961/scores/9758512SoundCloud link here:soundcloud.com/gilbert-martinez-37/the-wolfs-hour
A Quick Laugh: Stockholm Syndrome [MsMojo] SpaceGuru5 2023-01-22 | Being a criticism and comment, my usage of movie clips and videos here is legally protected under fair use laws, especially per 17 USC § 106. You know who you are. ;)Happy New Year! About a month later. Hey, better now than never. I'm kicking off the year with a surprise. Yes, I'm tackling a bit of an oldie from an easy target, but sometimes you just need to pick the low hanging fruit. Besides, I feel I have some worthwhile things to say here, so who gives a damn?Today we'll be looking at MsMojo's "Top 10 Disney Villains Who Were Right All Along" video, particularly the #1 entry. I have a lot to say here, so let's get into it, yeah?By the way, new avatar. :BHungry for more? A commentary on the rest of MsMojo's list has just been released! Check it out:youtu.be/J0jfpq9OFXASources:MsMojo’s video:youtube.com/watch?v=qCfuNhMpqW8Clip of The Incredibles:youtube.com/watch?v=IRPI3lSACFcThe Incredibles Wiki:the-incredibles.fandom.com/wiki/The_Incredibles_WikiScripted 21 Jan 2023Recorded 21 Jan 2023Edited 21 Jan 2023Music:DEVO - “Mechanical Man” (1975)The Mothers of Invention - “Are You Hung Up?” (1968)The Mothers of Invention - “Flower Punk” (1968)The Residents - “Elvis and His Boss” (1978)Checkers:Nihilistic SnakeKeyblade MasterDan AlekRaven PinesEmmo’s WRLDThe Script:docs.google.com/document/d/1eW2_FGk328ACqsElj9BPWfsbl-ws3eFzoYWyidrhpPM/edit?usp=sharing
DOtOF S5E2: PAX Prime 2015 SpaceGuru5 2022-12-14 | Yep, this series still exists. This time, I'm sharing a personal memory from the vaults. I attended PAX Prime in Seattle during the last few days of August 2015. To date, it's the only real convention I've attended.I went with my older sister to meet and get autographs from the likes of PewDiePie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, CinnamonToastKen, and the Game Grumps. This video contains some footage I recorded of Pewds, Mark, Jack, and Ken about to play Cards Against Humanity (if my memory serves me well). There's some bonus pictures in here, too.I was reminded of this event when I looked up Pewds' "On the Stage!" video and saw me and my sister in the audience. We were pretty close to the front row. You may be able to pick us out, seeing how I looked here.Pewds' vid can be seen here:youtube.com/watch?v=Jkc0QxQ-3t4You can also see footage of the panel here:youtube.com/watch?v=_phtOmu6t84Thanks for tuning in. Merry Something to all of you. :)
Hey Girl SpaceGuru5 2022-12-06 | One more Flipnote upload for the year, just because. I actually had this idea about a month ago, but I finally realized it today. I couldn't be any happier with the results. Here, Tails laments the imminent loss of his Seedrian love, Cosmo.Sudo link:flipnot.es/P15WJQSong:Donny Osmond - "Hey Girl" (1972)All copyrighted materials belong to their respective owners.
Vii for Vendetta: Gurus Testimony SpaceGuru5 2022-10-16 | This video has been over 2 years in the making. It's part of a video by Dan Alek Chai where he compiles other video testimonies about Vii Omega. Like the JoshtheJosher video beforehand, I've elected to post this as a standalone video to coincide with the main one.There's a lot of heavy shit covered in this video, from grooming to gaslighting. Viewer discretion is very strongly advised.The other testimonies can be found here:youtube.com/watch?v=pqQsOWuZXq4This video is part of a great continuum that I call "the Guru Chronicles." The intent is to capture the most major parts of my history and keep them in a place where they can be referenced more easily, since my output stretches back so long ago. The playlist can be found here:youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzosUgRYj49IiPd45ZwM6jKH—Written 09 Aug 2020, 20–21 Aug 2022, 10 & 25 Sep 2022Recorded 13 & 25 Sep 2022Edited 13, 19–20 & 25 Sep 2022—REMAINING SOURCESTalking to Vii about Kung-E Muller:twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/991376543632019458Talking to Vii about my Me Too take:twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1095002472551251969Vii for Vendetta rebranding:cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/548703282747539470/Um....pngVii joins DIE:twitter.com/OfIdiotic/status/1108187868684607489Neve threatens me:twitter.com/blossom_winters/status/1138594449360019457My thread on the threats:twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1138618736968118272Proof of Vii’s raids against MichaelIsHere:cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/615041433778388993/unknown.pngcdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/615044045806501889/unknown.pngVii talks about the CC Wiki:cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/408044021726969866/630979355694071838/unknown.pngMy thread defending myself from Duel Taku:twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1192630504563986432Vii admits he’d let his fans dox MichaelIsHere if he was an adult:pbs.twimg.com/media/EI0_VFJXsAIROZN.jpgJonie’s allegations against Vii:twitlonger.com/show/n_1sr9t5adocs.google.com/document/d/1pgmut6rSx-N5zbasutMKHsKoQaKFPGBoNyuZrRUeOhk/edit?usp=sharingRiley’s allegations against Vii:twitlonger.com/show/n_1src0ilVii gets kicked out of DIE:twitter.com/OfIdiotic/status/1292673344278532096Koda’s allegations against Vii:twitlonger.com/show/n_1srbsva—SUPPLEMENTARY MATERIAL10 Years of Coyote Comms:youtube.com/watch?v=N9d7ivKxnPYMy Neros Q commentary:youtube.com/watch?v=Rt07ln7cjz4My Me Too apologies:twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqq0q0twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqq92eMirror of the Cloud Comm on Cam:youtube.com/watch?v=hwBxFF9v_oIMy Spite in the CC video:youtube.com/watch?v=5TGWU_aPgLEDoodletones’ video on the accusations against Horus:youtube.com/watch?v=QZUxvRql6Rg“Nice to Meet You Again”:youtube.com/watch?v=o8kc81AvrRsMy commentary on Neko Koda:youtube.com/watch?v=KPj-_VgJJ-QLunatic’s commentary on me and Koda:youtube.com/watch?v=vgGdzR_BgKUMirror of Database’s commentary on Kodayoutube.com/watch?v=rgEt4CGFYZIAll sources retrieved 21 Sep 2022—Music:DEVO - "Baby Doll" (1988)DEVO - "Some Things Never Change" (1988)DEVO - "Agitated" (1988)DEVO - "I'd Cry If You Died" (1988)—Original version of this video:youtube.com/watch?v=beiUN8BVOPk
LOST VIDEO: Spite, Toxicity, & Their Effects on the CC (2019) SpaceGuru5 2022-09-20 | Some of you may remember this old video I posted in March 2019. I haven't seen it uploaded or mirrored anywhere else, and I still had the old project file (I deleted the export years ago because the backlash was so harsh), so I took it upon myself to reconstruct this lost video of mine.I don't stand by this video. I'm merely posting it for the sake of posterity. You guys deserve to see my history in its honest form. I assure you that the only change I made to the original video is the addition of the 15-second note at the very beginning. Everything else is as it was back then.Please understand.Originally uploaded 11 Mar 2019.
Shrivel Up!! SpaceGuru5 2022-08-04 | I stumbled across the 1976 demo version of DEVO's "Shrivel Up" just yesterday, and I was unable to stop thinking about it today. I had to do what I must do; create a Flipnote based on it, which took me an entire afternoon.This one's a bit darker than I would normally go. I think it matches the subject matter quite well (the song is literally a zany memento mori). Plus, I think I captured how unsettling I found the demo to be when I first heard it.Enjoy!Sudomemo:flipnot.es/ZTSP6N
(MIRROR) SpaceGuru5: He Who Cries Abuse Enabler [Kurome Cien Towa] SpaceGuru5 2022-08-03 | In light of Kurome privating his video villainizing me and making excuses for his shitty behavior towards me, I've taken it upon myself to mirror his video. After all, the dude clearly wanted his side to be made known, and he figured I shouldn't be able to hide on here. Why should he hide here either?In the mean time, you can check out my commentary on his video here, since literally everything Kurome said about me was wrong, and everything I said about him wound up being right:youtube.com/watch?v=ChivQaLL5WUAnd while you're at it, please be sure to check out the Rae Kohai testimonies:docs.google.com/document/d/1y2NDY9mz1-VWciHIWgy3EHAcpP4XJCTvlUBy0Q8_tN4/edit?usp=sharingPlease check out my own testimony as well, which was what sparked all this shit to begin with:docs.google.com/document/d/1ekY4pwC1KYnPG8uLZrTz71LxulTWNnrQFK_urcSH_pA/edit?usp=sharingI can't thank you guys enough for the support y'all have shown me. It's really helped me through these trying times. As always, I must strongly urge you not to go after Kurome himself. No need to reignite his bonfire.
Facepalms SpaceGuru5 2022-07-31 | Just a quick little upload. This is actually a Flipnote I made in 2019, just a few days after the TBONE co-op I did with 8363MTR was published. This is one of the many highlights I had to choose from that video (seriously, I still think it's really fucking good). Obviously, I censored the words "goddamn" and "shit" for Sudomemo.Enjoy!Source:youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0&t=2066s(Link goes directly to segment used!)Sudomemo Link:flipnot.es/P2BTH9Give MTR a hug:youtube.com/c/8363MTRAnimated 29 May 2019
A Day At the Mall with DFG Hulk SpaceGuru5 2022-07-09 | Don't mind the glitch artifacts at some parts. My friend's camcorder took some damage recently, and he's holding out for a new one.It got to that time of year again when I fly up to visit my friend DFG Hulk. I didn't get to film much of what we did (whenever we did stuff), but I made sure we would record our adventures at the Tacoma Mall. I don't get to vlog with my friend very often, so if there's a chance I can do it, I'll take it. Join us on our chill adventures and share a taste of our long-running inside jokes!DFG Hulk's channel (go smash his subscribe button):youtube.com/channel/UCra6o0oV6pFXDJ8QuVdsrOARecorded 07 Jul 2022
Quit Nagging Me! SpaceGuru5 2022-06-04 | One more Flip for now. This one's a remake of one I made in 2011. I'm extremely happy with how this turned out. I had a lot of fun revisiting this one when I first saw it in the Archives, and I had even more fun playing with the expressions. I hope you like it!2011 version: flipnot.es/DG2NW7Q2022 version: flipnot.es/XQFDCSLyrics (Japanese & English):手は洗ったの？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！）うがいはしたの？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！）顔は洗ったの？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！） 歯はみがいたの？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！）宿題したの？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！）言い訳するの？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！）あきらめようよ？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！）キミにはムリだよ？ （ゴチャゴチャうるせー！）お前らいちいちうるせえよ揚げ足ばっかりとりやがる文句を言うのはいいけれど そいつはさすがに卑怯だろ相手の気持ちは構いなし満足できればそれでいいストレス発散おめでとさんオイラはお前のなんなんだ？ゴチャゴチャうるせー！Did you wash your hands? (Quit nagging me!)Did you gargle? (Quit nagging me!)Did you wash your face? (Quit nagging me!)Did you brush your teeth? (Quit nagging me!)Did you do your homework? (Quit nagging me!)Do you wanna make an excuse? (Quit nagging me!)Why don't you give up? (Quit nagging me!)You can't do it, can you? (Quit nagging me!)Quit nitpicking me, y'allAlways finding fault in whatever I doComplaining is fine and allBut don't you think that's a bit low?You never care for how others feelThat's fine, as long as you feel satisfiedGood on you for venting that stress!What do you take me for? Quit nagging me!
And They Ran SpaceGuru5 2022-06-03 | And now for a more lighthearted upload, if I may.With the Flipnote Archive's release, I've been able to look through all my old Flipnotes from 2009-2012 after having not seen them since 2013 (my original DSi got stolen from me). I was inspired enough to get back into making Flipnotes.This right here is a loose reconstruction of a Flipnote I created today; I made it as a little homage to my past. If I'm able to, I might even get to recreating some of my old ones. Stay tuned for that, ofc.Sudomemo upload here: flipnot.es/E3J4R6
A Ren Höek Reckoning: Getting Two Birds Stoned [Kurome Cien Towa & CarmenRider] SpaceGuru5 2022-05-21 | No good deed goes unpunished.This video's gonna dive headfirst into really heavy subject matter, so whether or not things like that make you uncomfortable, I highly suggest implementing viewer discretion.Not really the first thing I had in mind for celebrating my channel's 13th birthday. Or for a commentary, for that matter. But you know what? Sometimes, push comes to shove, and you have to put people back into their place. I dunno about you guys, but I think Kurome blaming me for Rae Kohai and Jonie Roo mistreating me, as well as Carmen trying to cancel and harass me for outdated word-of-mouth horse shit from Kurome is enough grounds for this.I think I knew all along that I was saving Ren for a video like this, especially since between the two of them, Kurome and Carmen have enough legs to stand on to qualify as a Paralympic sprinter.As cathartic as this video was for me to make, I really don't want to make another video like this unless I absolutely have to. I would much rather show y'all my fun and creative side, not my angry and tough side. But then again, the tone wasn't really a matter of choice for me.Also, I'm aware that I keep saying Kurome's username is Kronya. At the time of me writing this script, his YouTube username was Kronya instead of Kurome Cien Towa. I have no clue why this is, but this is preserved in Carmen's video. Just clearing up any potential confusion there.Sources:Kurome’s video (MIRRORED)🪞 youtube.com/watch?v=hiFggzgdp5AGiven her alleged predatory nature, Carmen’s video WILL NOT be linked here. I cannot risk children getting ensnared in her content. I strongly advise that, for safety purposes, no one under the age of 18 should look for her video. No exceptions. Period.My 2nd apology TL, 11 Feb 2019twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqq92eMy Open Letter to Carmen, 20 Jul 2021youtube.com/watch?v=lVGSxXwYY_8The Rae Kohai document, 14 Jan 2022docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1y2NDY9mz1-VWciHIWgy3EHAcpP4XJCTvlUBy0Q8_tN4/edit?usp=sharingMy portion of the document, 04 Jul 2021–22 Feb 2022docs.google.com/document/u/0/d/1ekY4pwC1KYnPG8uLZrTz71LxulTWNnrQFK_urcSH_pA/edit?usp=sharingThe Josh the Josher exposé, 15 Jan 2022youtube.com/watch?v=M3Ogla82LEoMy portion of the exposé, 04 Mar 2022youtube.com/watch?v=HJFZ2xQYXBoKurome’s victim blame tweet, 18 Jan 2022twitter.com/KuromeTowaxx/status/148360354855434240310 Years of Coyote Comms, 01 Mar 2021youtube.com/watch?v=N9d7ivKxnPYThe CAN comm, 13 Jul 2017youtube.com/watch?v=15t7CKHFnq0scc.fandom.com/wiki/Commentaries_by_Umbrus#Corporation_of_Alternative_NitpickersKurome’s apology to Umbrus, 13 May 2022twitlonger.com/show/n_1ss1gkbAll sources retrieved 13–15 & 17 May 2022.Music:Sisters of Mercy - “This Corrosion” (1987)DEVO - “Shrivel-Up” (1978)The Residents - “Laughing Song” (1978)Iggy Pop - “Funtime” (1977)The Residents - “The Coming of the Crow” (1980)Olli Davis - “Nice to Meet You Again” (2021)Sex Pistols - “Seventeen” (1977)Written 13–16 May 2022Recorded 16 May 2022Edited 16–18 May 2022English captions added by me on 25 May 2022Credited script checkers (there were others):Raven PinesFractured LightNihilistic SnakeThe script:docs.google.com/document/d/1A016kP32q7KvlUZkkD0FJ9ZKqZVU5eq63eMp_crqtOM/edit?usp=sharing All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.
Synergized Fibonacci (2022) SpaceGuru5 2022-04-23 | To make a short story shorter, I looked at the remainders of the Fibonacci numbers after division by 5. I corresponded the remainders to a set of notes in the C major scale and then developed a simple melody. The rest is history, having been partially inspired by Tantacrul's video on corporate music.Some of the parts were recorded with my electronic keyboard, in conjunction with MIDI output. Even though it's short and is meant to play on the cynical nature of corporate music, I'm very thoroughly satisfied with how this came out.
One Big Hug: Hold On Now! [Slayercoon] SpaceGuru5 2022-02-21 | I decided to do something a little different today. I'm doing a one-shot on a video decrying the current state of pop music (as in he bemoans songs that are in heavy rotation, or at least WERE as of Nov 2020) and pining for the days when rock music was on rotation. For now, we'll set aside the fact that things are called "alternative" and "mainstream" for a reason. Yeah, I know this video is over a year old, but being an amateur pop historian myself, this is right up my alley. Plus, it's a way for me to show y'all that I'm still working on videos!That's not what's different, though. I am excited to announce that this is the world's (or at least the SCC's) first ever music-based commentary. I opted for an avant-garde approach for this because I wanted to prove a point that I could've only made with music.If you don't like this song, you're showing me that people don't like what they can't access. This can apply to your average pop fan not liking metal, and, for that matter, vice versa. If you DO like this song, then it begs the question of why we like the things we like. And fundamentally, like a song or not, that's not what makes a song good or bad. There's something much more than meets the eye, but that's a story for another time.Lyrics:Hold on now! Heavy types of rockdesigned to outrage and to shockhave never pierced the charts of pop!They never ever reach the top!Aesthetic tastes will always change,and new ones always felt so strangeto those who knew of pop before.Don't mean it's not good anymore!In times of old and times anew,you'd find some gold and lots of pew.It's music! Who cares what we think?There ain't no need to cause a stink!Dismissing pop as "all the same"ignores the ultimate pop game!Now go on! Pipe yourself back down;you're making music lovers frown!Source video - be nice:youtube.com/watch?v=l7sze05yrisWritten & Recorded 19 Feb 2022Video Made 20 Feb 2022All copyrighted materials belong to their respective owners.
Re: Understanding a Furry 🦊🦁🐱🐰 SpaceGuru5 2021-12-29 | My response to Joshua Montague's video, in which he asks four questions addressed to furries. Here, I provide answers to those questions. This video was posted as unlisted on 05 May 2020 and only set to public today (29 Dec 2021).Joshua's video: youtube.com/watch?v=EXAz1rE4N20My Twitter: twitter.com/SpaceGuru5My DeviantART: http://www.deviantart.com/gmart5 Want more info about me? Click here: scc.fandom.com/wiki/SpaceGuru5Music:New Order - "Elegia" (1985)
A Puff of Chaotic Magic: An Underdose of Buckley [Suris] SpaceGuru5 2021-10-12 | Surprise! I’ve got a (relatively lengthy) one-shot for you today. This time, it’s on a Vtuber named Suris. During a recent live stream, he commentated on A Dose of Buckley’s “Video Games & TRIGGER WARNINGS!” video. Let’s just say I had some disagreements with the thesis of Suris’ video.Special thanks to Davi Grimm for posting this in a material chat. I also want to thank Death Alchemist for directing me to a video that gave me better context for what's discussed here. That video will be linked below as well. Additional thanks go to my friend the Blind Bard, who helped create the new Mechanical Guru ident featured here.Sources:Buckley’s video (Degree 0):youtube.com/watch?v=WuX_R8Dy-mYSuris’ video (Degree 1) - be nice:youtube.com/watch?v=ScYZ0r2c6OwReferenced Buckley vids:Matilda mugs - youtube.com/watch?v=T11lf2rBwXgBill Burr at the Grammys - youtube.com/watch?v=ov53MxQCAeUHalloween shit - youtube.com/watch?v=Kl0RyYiGO8oMr. Potato Head - youtube.com/watch?v=BRAyHTNCtQ0Garth Brooks - youtube.com/watch?v=HYTL1ScFp2oThe Sinner Bowl - youtube.com/watch?v=ye0m442sH-AA great video discussing this, and more:youtube.com/watch?v=5OcLDcg7UJwSkip to 1:30:51 if you want to hear more about the Boyfriend Dungeon stuff.Scripted 10-11 Oct 2021Recorded 10-11 Oct 2021Edited 10-11 Oct 2021Named script checkers:Fractured LightThe Script:docs.google.com/document/d/1R8ofJdfFYUW_KhpDJA987fN3y-ZjyNydgxNKXV2910Y/edit?usp=sharingMusic:DEVO - “Mechanical Man” (1975)The Human League - “The Sound of the Crowd” (1981)Wanna view the original cut?youtube.com/watch?v=ba7QpuAMzfIAll copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners. No copyright infringement is intended. This commentary is protected under fair use.
An Open Letter to CarmenRider SpaceGuru5 2021-07-20 | It is what it is, folks. After witnessing multiple instances of her obstinate behavior, I decided it was high time for me to step in and give my two cents to CarmenRider. I originally wanted this to be a one-shot on her latest response to Raven Pines. However, on the back of everything else I'd heard and witnessed, I figured a video like this would be more apt.I speak from my own personal experience. I, too, had went down a similar path to this. It took someone making a very harsh but fair response to my actions in order for me to come back to my senses, and since then I've been actively working to ensure that I don't fall down that path again. It can be done. It's just a matter of willpower.Given her alleged predatory nature, Carmen’s videos WILL NOT be linked here. I cannot risk children getting ensnared in her content. I strongly advise that, for safety purposes, no one under the age of 18 should look for her videos. No exceptions. Period.Raven's response to Carmen:youtube.com/watch?v=rBSRqzhdQTYScript:docs.google.com/document/d/1XgV0IlfwhZ_VZ8IaYnoDJix2nb46F-OaW3gRYC0k8S0/edit?usp=sharingCheckers:TheinsanecriticFractured LightRaventhecommentator2001UmbrusThumbnail by JoshtheJosher
Perception is Reality (2021) SpaceGuru5 2021-05-12 | Promo for my dark wave / post-punk EP, Obscured Sorrows. The EP is available for purchase and download now for $5 US.Link:ollidavis.bandcamp.com/album/obscured-sorrowsLyrics:So numb, so numb,so dumb, so dumb,from all my toes to my thumb.The hollow void calls.My weak soul falls,and with it goes my sturdy gall.The void in my heart grows deep.I know not if I can sleep.My life, the wheat I plan to reap.So much time to think.So much time to drink.Lower do I ever sink.My vision grows dark.Silent becomes my heart.Do you think this is art?I know not what I feel.Is any of this real?I'll never know the truth revealed.This is my world.Info:"Perception is Reality"- Composed 13 Jun 2018.- Vocals recorded 29 Dec 2020.- Mixed 10 Apr 2021.Music composed with MuseScore 3Vocals recorded with WavePad Sound Editor v6.37Songs mixed with MixPad Audio Mixer v5.04(c) 2021 by me.
Nice to Meet You Again (2021) SpaceGuru5 2021-05-01 | Promo for my upcoming dark wave / post-punk EP, Obscured Sorrows. The EP will be available for purchase and download on 12 May 2021.Link to EP:ollidavis.bandcamp.com/album/obscured-sorrowsLyrics:Thought it was over.Guess I was wrong.Tried to avoid you.It's been so longsince I have seen you.My, how you've changed.You've got me down herecursed and deranged.Nice to meet you again.Welcome home, my friend.We'll be togetheruntil the end.Predestined futurecolored by my past.The present statuswill never last.A transient momentof fruitless painturns into echoesof pure disdain.Nice to meet you again.Welcome home, my friend.We'll be togetheruntil the end.What is my destiny?What do I choose to see?What is there left of me?There is nowhere left to hide,no space left for me to cry.Why do I even try?I am the victim,guilty as charged.It doesn't matter,by and large.Nice to meet you again.Welcome home, my friend.We'll be togetheruntil the end.Nice to meet you again.Welcome home, my friend.We'll be togetheruntil the end,until the end.Info:"Nice to Meet You Again"- Composed 26 Feb 2016, 29 Oct 2019, 18 Jan & 17 Mar 2021.- Vocals recorded 26 Mar 2021.- Mixed 26 & 27 Mar 2021.Music composed with MuseScore 3Vocals recorded with WavePad Sound Editor v6.37Song mixed with MixPad Audio Mixer v5.04 (c) 2021 by me.
Guru Reviews: Oh, No! Its DEVO (1982) SpaceGuru5 2021-04-06 | Well, here's a first. I review an album that I really like, from a band that not enough people truly know or understand. Today we look at the history of DEVO and dive into their 1982 album, Oh, No! It's DEVO. Sit back and enjoy the crazy ride!More insights:youtu.be/Mqtfx5_zD9QMusic bed:DEVO - "Girl U Want (1980)DEVO - "Secret Agent Man" (1979)DEVO - "Jerkin' Back 'N' Forth" (1981)DEVO - "Jurisdiction of Love" (1984)Songs reviewed:"Time Out for Fun""Peek-A-Boo""Out of Sync""Explosions""That's Good""Patterns""Big Mess""Speed Racer""What I Must Do""I Desire""Deep Sleep"This review is protected under Fair Use.
One Zap of Lightning: The Wind of (Logo) Change [Savantics] SpaceGuru5 2021-03-08 | My first commentary of 2021 is a one-shot. Go figure.I've been seeing Savantics' video on my YouTube Mobile homepage quite a bit, so I finally got around to watching it. I had some problems with it, but I don't entirely disagree. I just needed to make this video in order to get something out there (and also to prove that I still like doing commentaries).Target (Be nice. ಠ_ಠ):youtube.com/watch?v=nFGFSphX9CkScripted 07 Mar 2021Recorded 07 Mar 2021Edited 07 Mar 2021Script Checkers:JoshtheJosherThe Blind BardThe Script:docs.google.com/document/d/1xJGCCFqf5j981ucGNiQnT2NvbkxJJOrLneO8_FJO3Tw/edit?usp=sharingMusic:Corey Hart - "Sunglasses At Night" (1983)The Human League - "Mirror Man" (1983)The Remaining Few - "Painted Air" (1968)
Outspoken Commentary: Smartphones Are Pointless - 2021 Remaster SpaceGuru5 2021-03-01 | So, odds are, you came here from my 10 Years of Coyote Comms video. If not, feel free to have a look at that on your own time. For this occasion, my good friends JoshtheJosher and the Blind Bard elected to remaster my very first commentary, published 10 years ago today. As you already know, I think this commentary sucks, but Josh and Bard were able to make it into something I could laugh at. This is a great way to see just how far I've come as a commentator since 2011.Send your love:JoshtheJosher (video editor)youtube.com/channel/UCVn9GPQQYxGJliaz0ZoAg7wThe Blind Bard (audio editor)youtube.com/channel/UCuyZUjhWr8phhHoMkrVTD7ABe sure to check out my 10 Years of Coyote Comms video if you haven't already!youtu.be/N9d7ivKxnPYThanks for watching!
10 Years of Coyote Comms: A Retrospective SpaceGuru5 2021-03-01 | I've been planning this video since last May. I didn't know what I was gonna do at first, but then I decided it would be best if I took a look back at my commentary history. Yes, there are some dormant dramas mentioned here, but it's just for documentary purposes; my history would be incomplete if I didn't talk about them. Any inaccuracies are purely unintentional. Do not harass anyone I talk about.The script of my unreleased Derek Savage commentary:deviantart.com/gmart5/art/Cool-Cat-Sues-the-Kids-Unreleased-Coyote-Comm-631817149The script for this video:docs.google.com/document/d/1xmA0PYsMbFbGlg7sriaW2eGMKsKivlKix3AoF0-W-ZY/edit?usp=sharingScripted 21-23 May, 10 Jun, 27 Dec 2020, 20-31 Jan & 21 Feb 2021Recorded 31 Jan & 21 Feb 2021Edited 31 Jan & 21 Feb 2021Sections0:00 - Intro2:09 - My Beginning (01 Mar 2011 - 29 Jul 2012)4:54 - My Middle Period (01 Jan 2013 - 15 Aug 2016)9:02 - My Struggles (28 Nov 2017 - 01 Feb 2020)17:06 - My 10th Year (21 Mar 2020 - 01 Mar 2021)20:31 - What's Next (Beyond 01 Mar 2021)22:02 - Recap & ConclusionMusic:Corey Hart - "Sunglasses at Night" (1983)The Guess Who - "Clap for the Wolfman" (1974)Ace - "How Long" (1974)Eagles - "Lyin' Eyes" (1975)Bob Dylan - "Like a Rolling Stone" (1965)The Zombies - "She's Not There" (1964)The Brothers Johnson - "Strawberry Letter 23" (1977)Corey Hart - "Never Surrender" (1985)The Remaining Few - "Painted Air" (1967)Script checkers:Chai Mocha
G. Marti: Pink Nebulae (2020) SpaceGuru5 2020-10-10 | This was the result of a weird dream I had during the night of 13-14 Jun 2020, combined with a chord progression I created earlier this week. If you want to read my poem that inspired this, you can click here (deviantart.com/gmart5/art/Space-Dreams-845506999).Since this was inspired by a dream, I consider this the sequel to "Warm Winter, Cool Summer", which I composed 4 years ago.View on SoundCloud:soundcloud.com/gilbert-martinez-37/pink-nebulae-2020
Coyote Comms: IGN & GFR Make a Very Unfortunate Anagram... [Thegamingtrouge] (ft. SoySus15) SpaceGuru5 2020-08-23 | Told ya I'd get one out over the weekend, didn't I? ;)Just this past Wednesday, one4all shot me a request to cover Thegamingtrouge's video about IGN and GFR discussing Kingdom Hearts. Good thing I'm a coyote and not a cat, then...Not gonna lie, I thought this video was gonna be a lot shorter than it ended up being. But hey, that's just the nature of the Beast.Special thanks to SoySus15! Give him a hug:youtube.com/user/LinkDLuffy15 Sources:Commentary Target (Be nice. ಠ_ಠ):youtube.com/watch?v=uTa-9CJd2LY Degree 0s:IGN - youtube.com/watch?v=2O7y7zNWUkk Girlfriend Reviews - youtube.com/watch?v=6KxQzAvO_0QMore Info about the Gummiphone:khwiki.com/Gummiphone kingdomhearts.fandom.com/wiki/Gummiphone Scripted 19 - 22 Aug 2020Recorded 22 Aug 2020Edited 22 - 23 Aug 2020 Music:The Alan Parsons Project - "Games People Play" (1980)Talking Heads - "Girlfriend is Better" (1983)Script Checkers:6t76tJoshtheJosherChai MochaThe Script:docs.google.com/document/d/1DHmQtWejZ2o-Ro1bsg4GKEfeKK3b-oTCCk_h65b0Byk/edit?usp=sharing
A Puff of Chaotic Magic: The Nutty Aggressor [iLL WiLL PrEss] SpaceGuru5 2020-05-18 | I honestly had more fun making this video than I thought I would, in spite of the rather tasteless way today's target tackled COVID-19. For the record, that pun in the title was super easy for me to make.Notwithstanding the provisions of sections 106 and 106A, the fair use of a copyrighted work, including such use by reproduction in copies or phonorecords or by any other means specified by that section, for purposes such as criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching (including multiple copies for classroom use), scholarship, or research, is not an infringement of copyright. In determining whether the use made of a work in any particular case is a fair use the factors to be considered shall include—(1) the purpose and character of the use, including whether such use is of a commercial nature or is for nonprofit educational purposes;(2) the nature of the copyrighted work;(3) the amount and substantiality of the portion used in relation to the copyrighted work as a whole; and(4) the effect of the use upon the potential market for or value of the copyrighted work.The fact that a work is unpublished shall not itself bar a finding of fair use if such finding is made upon consideration of all the above factors.~ 17 U.S. Code § 107. Limitations on exclusive rights: Fair useIn case anything funny happens to this video, you are more than welcome to download this video and, if this gets false DMCA'd, mirror it.Sources:Target - “Contagious Stupidity: Foamy the Squirrel”:youtube.com/watch?v=VvbWJrBUH48“Meds in Your Head: Foamy the Squirrel”:youtube.com/watch?v=1nAZi_eUjoUCOVID Worldometer:worldometers.info/coronavirusMy short Twitter thread related to this subject, 20 Apr 2020:twitter.com/SpaceGuru5/status/1252356883874066434FiveThirtyEight’s polls about Americans’ response to COVID-19:projects.fivethirtyeight.com/coronavirus-pollsTimeline of COVID-19 Pandemic Cases, from Wikimedia:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COVID-19_pandemic#/media/File:2020_coronavirus_cases_by_date_of_report.svgArticle on Bipartisan Efforts to Reopen America:abcnews.go.com/Politics/pandemic-political-divide-bipartisan-response-turns-bitter-relief/story?id=70667304Scripted 17 May 2020Recorded 17 May 2020Edited 17 May 2020Music:SpaceGuru5 - “Endless Nights” (2017)Talking Heads - “Life During Wartime” (1979)Script Checkers:Snapshot_Tiger6t76tChai MochaThe Script:docs.google.com/document/d/14AyEfk11UHhKngFJDbWfHwF8x8VpZWxJHLQl6klT0Ps/edit?usp=sharing
HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. IV) - FINALE! SpaceGuru5 2020-04-08 | That's right, we're up to the finale! In this episode, we do a quick 3-person game of Quiplash and then do 2 rounds of Fibbage. What were the Ancient Greeks afraid of? How did Teddy Roosevelt diss William McKinley? And what's really in the center of the Earth? Tune in and find out!Links to the Other 3 Parts:I - youtube.com/watch?v=QGTn9SXtcIcII - youtube.com/watch?v=TKh5BQPlk40III - youtube.com/watch?v=y4mgwlIQ0E8All Available Game Artifacts for HDSH 11:games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TriviaDeath2Game/769de934fd72dac8d1a59e3fbcd98474games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/d87f42962685755e2196ed79e1f596cbgames.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/dc88e7f35638248521e602b5a4cf9f15games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/a2b31d303d222c731bc6e4d9a85a4d5agames.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/482e27207a74faff1b8ab8f02d226a71http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/bb84c3d779e2a7fdcd5edbe61d674697http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/9244a097b5dd7ccb0401dbedcf2119ffMusic:Jimmy Clanton - "Just a Dream"Television - "See No Evil"Supertramp - "Oh Darling"New Order - "Love Vigilantes"The Human League - "Mirror Man"Siouxsie & the Banshees - "Slowdive"The Yardbirds - "For Your Love"Official Spotify Playlist:open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=G6S-UkGlR12u_3P7uXWC0Q Thanks for watching, everyone!
HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. III) SpaceGuru5 2020-04-07 | Yes, folks, it's time for the penultimate part of this particular HDSH. I promise you, there's only one more part for this. In today's episode, we play some rounds of Quiplash 2 AND the OG Quiplash! What's the worst name for a country music singer? What's the worst thing to say when being tickled? And what do Peaches & Cream and Cream & Cream oats have to do with any of this? Stay tuned to find out! Links to Other Parts:I - youtube.com/watch?v=QGTn9SXtcIcII - youtube.com/watch?v=TKh5BQPlk40IV - youtube.com/watch?v=YlI4CecPV18Game Artifacts:http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/bb84c3d779e2a7fdcd5edbe61d674697http://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Quiplash2Game/9244a097b5dd7ccb0401dbedcf2119ff* Note: All games released on party packs before #3 don't have the option to view game artifacts.Music:Talking Heads - "Artists Only"America - "Tin Man"The Police - "One World (Not Three)"Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence"Cream - "Sunshine of Your Love"The Elegants - "Little Star"Kraftwerk - "Pocket Calculator"The Alan Parsons Project - "Stereotomy"Ricky Nelson - "Poor Little Fool"Official Spotify Playlist:open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=8Hf8G6qLSqS0ElurOAkfEQ
HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. II) SpaceGuru5 2020-04-06 | Welcome back to the show that (almost) never ends! In this part, we play Role Models and discover some new things about ourselves...in our own comedic ways. Find out why I'm a super messy out-of-time radical in this edition of HDSH!I'm projecting 4 or 5 parts at this point. lol Links to Other Parts:I - youtube.com/watch?v=QGTn9SXtcIcIII - youtube.com/watch?v=y4mgwlIQ0E8IV - youtube.com/watch?v=YlI4CecPV18Game Artifacts:games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/a2b31d303d222c731bc6e4d9a85a4d5agames.jackbox.tv/artifact/RoleModelsGame/482e27207a74faff1b8ab8f02d226a71Music:Richard Hell - "Betrayal Takes Two"Ray Charles - "What'd I Say, Pts. 1 & 2"The Stampeders - "Sweet City Woman"Steve Miller Band - "Abracadabra"The Beatles - "Something"Corey Hart - "Sunglasses At Night"Talking Heads - "Artists Only"Official Spotify Playlist:open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=8Hf8G6qLSqS0ElurOAkfEQ
HDSH 11: Whackerkrackerjacker Time (Pt. I) SpaceGuru5 2020-04-05 | It's been a while since I've done an HDSH episode, hasn't it?Last night, I got my friends in UGH together and recorded about 3 hours worth of us just playing Jackbox games. I've elected to split the footage into 3 or 4 parts, for everyone's sake. Enjoy our wild antics, and find out what it means to Robert Smith to Siouxsie and the Banshees! Try not to flong.Links to Other Parts:II - youtube.com/watch?v=TKh5BQPlk40III - youtube.com/watch?v=y4mgwlIQ0E8IV - youtube.com/watch?v=YlI4CecPV18Game Artifacts:games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TriviaDeath2Game/769de934fd72dac8d1a59e3fbcd98474games.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/d87f42962685755e2196ed79e1f596cbgames.jackbox.tv/artifact/RidictionaryGame/dc88e7f35638248521e602b5a4cf9f15Music:The Guess Who - "Clap For the Wolfman"Spanky & Our Gang - "Sunday Will Never Be the Same"After the Fire - "Der Kommissar"SAGA - "On the Loose"The Cure - "Lovesong"The Isley Brothers - "That Lady, Pts. 1 & 2"Richard Hell - "Betrayal Takes Two"Official Spotify Playlist:open.spotify.com/playlist/2ugRv8djKpxyIVOWVu6Zra?si=8Hf8G6qLSqS0ElurOAkfEQ
Coyote Quickie: My Corona [TBONE2004] SpaceGuru5 2020-03-21 | After months of having no real motivation to do commentaries, I finally got back into the groove. Today, we revisit TBONE2004, who's went from brutally castigating TMossBoss to brutally castigating the coronavirus pandemic...I guess. Here's to the new decade.Alt version with Gravity Man stills:youtube.com/watch?v=-knOB9P27oQSources:TBONE’s video:youtube.com/watch?v=L1CNk395Pbk Doodle's TBONE comm:youtube.com/watch?v=hvhWx8gSKLQMTR & My TBONE co-op:youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0COVID-19 Stats:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%9320_coronavirus_pandemic#/media/File:2020_coronavirus_cases_by_date_of_report.svgworldometers.info/coronavirus Article highlighting one of MANY nationwide grocery store raids:wlbt.com/2020/03/14/shoppers-raid-grocery-store-shelves-news-spreads-coronavirusSam Elliot clip, from the Big Lebowski:youtube.com/watch?v=NLvoSxb8xMwCanadian researchers announce their isolation of COVID-19:complex.com/life/2020/03/researchers-canada-isolated-covid-19-virus Some articles discussing worldwide racism against Asians amid COVID-19 crisis:thehill.com/changing-america/respect/diversity-inclusion/480749-the-coronavirus-is-causing-an-outbreak-in-antiwashingtonpost.com/world/2020/01/31/top-european-music-school-suspended-students-east-asia-over-coronavirus-concerns-amid-rising-discriminationdw.com/en/coronavirus-fuels-anti-chinese-discrimination-in-africa/av-52428454COVID-19 and influenza symptoms:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coronavirus_disease_2019#/media/File:Symptoms_of_coronavirus_disease_2019_2.0.svgen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Influenza#/media/File:Symptoms_of_influenza.svgWritten 19-21 Mar 2020Recorded 21 Mar 2020Edited 21 Mar 2020Script Checkers:The Blind BardJoshua MontagueSmashPictures (aka Fynn)Chai MochaThe Script:docs.google.com/document/d/1Ls9RAgbhNiDfFB0Jasn_pd-0htlk1O2uQB1SsdWxurU/edit?usp=sharingMusic:Joy Division - "Candidate" (1979)２８１４ - 恢复 (2014)All copyrighted works and original artworks belong to their respective artists.
DOtOF S5E1: U.P. Brainstorming SpaceGuru5 2020-02-10 | Yep, it's back. I called DFG Hulk the other day and, after about 2 hours of talking and catching up on things, I decided now's a good time to bring this series back. I can't say for sure how often I'll be posting these, but expect more; there's a lot of stuff we recorded over the years. This time, I've dug up a video I recorded during the Summer of 2016 while spending the night at DFG's house. I can't go into full details about what we were talking about here, but it'll make more sense once you watch this video. So yeah, I hope you enjoy!DFG Hulk's channel: youtube.com/channel/UCra6o0oV6pFXDJ8QuVdsrOACheck out the other DOtOF episodes!DOtOF S1: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzrVmsn2Mt0ytPbphejPbxtkDOtOF S2: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzqOI26YHOS18aAncj8p9AfVDOtOF S3: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzotpXQjb4hLjE6rGsCTg0iJDOtOF S4: youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiTJWecSmJzo1zgiEfFcKugBLZ-LVkVs7
SpaceGuru5s 2019 Highlights SpaceGuru5 2020-02-02 | It is what it is, people.Here's all the videos I showed snippets of, if you're interested:Guru Defends Guru [Neros Q]:youtube.com/watch?v=Rt07ln7cjz4Avatargate 2.0 [TheMarcusWithin]:youtube.com/watch?v=BIvsHF_MnnMGuru Ruins a Thing [Sinatra_Says]:youtube.com/watch?v=jIwNyCfNBiMA Blindness that Touches Imperfection [SadieTheCultist222]:youtube.com/watch?v=H8Y4vxt2T0Y(Note: Partially disowned.)The T-Off [TBONE2004]:youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0Live & Let Die [CGP Grey]:youtube.com/watch?v=3DriTraHMlsSay What You Say [KHbrony]:youtube.com/watch?v=E-zdwI25CtsMusic:ZED - TRYING (2019)
Kontent Koyote: Neko Kodas Kommentary Kommunity Kriticism SpaceGuru5 2020-01-01 | For the record, this is the only time I'm making a title this stupid.Kainu's back in a diff'rent skin.Hopefully it won't be thin.Wonder where SpaceGuru's been?Well, tough shit. Watch this vid. Win-Win!In this hybrid commentary-discussion video, we take a look at a CC rant posted by Kainu (who is now Neko Koda) and why I had problems with it. There's...not really much else to say. Hope you enjoy.Sources:Neko’s video:youtube.com/watch?v=VXwJQ7G4M80Scripted 28-29 Dec 2019Recorded 29 Dec 2019Edited 29 Dec 2019Script checkers:Joshua MontagueChai Mocha8363MTR The Script:docs.google.com/document/d/1B2CxGK4t_qhHYDCErTM2_NUAgDFMTxeAH3ns4RIhAlA/edit?usp=sharingMusic:New Order - "Sub-Culture" (1985)New Order - "Blue Monday" (1983)All copyrighted materials and original artworks belong to their respective owners.
A Puff of Chaotic Magic: Say What You Say [KHbrony] SpaceGuru5 2019-10-15 | It took KHbrony 2 weeks to make a half-assed 6 minute video that lazily talks shit to Keyblade Master? It literally took me just 1 day to make this 9 minute video that thoroughly disputes what this guy says, animated '80s arcade themed background and all. Any excuses? lolSources:KHbrony’s Commentary (Degree 4 - target):youtube.com/watch?v=XvOVXcyPs0oKeyblade’s Commentary (Degree 3):youtube.com/watch?v=h2Xzyafqrgcsupersonicward15 and Sean S’s Commentary (Degree 2):youtube.com/watch?v=WuQP2Rnyox4 Halofan HP00’s Commentary (Degree 1):RemovedKung-E Muller’s Video (Degree 0):youtube.com/watch?v=TVFwOSloPmA Honestly, Degrees 0 and 1 are inconsequential here. That’s how little KHbrony cared about this.Mine and 8363MTR’s Commentary on TBONE2004:youtube.com/watch?v=RAJNWcRBsp0 My Commentary on TheMarcusWithin:youtube.com/watch?v=BIvsHF_MnnM “Are you kidding me?!” Clip:youtube.com/watch?v=9sxH0eSJmNEScripted 13-14 Oct 2019Recorded 14 Oct 2019Edited 14 Oct 2019The Script:docs.google.com/document/d/1WTKxdIihIu7OUndiQpV8LdxX_ljXsjyOfpCy4dNqR0M/edit?usp=sharing Music:Chill Carrier - “80s” (2007)Kajagoogoo - “Islands” (1984)ZΞD - “NUMBER” (2019)The Remaining Few - “Painted Air” (1968)Script Checkers:Dan ChaiKeyblade Master
ゼッド：解説｛ＺΞＤ：ＣＯＭＭＥＮＴＡＲＹ｝（２０１９） SpaceGuru5 2019-10-12 | Pieces of vaporwave I made this year, under the pseudonym ゼッド or ＺΞＤ. A lot of it was me experimenting, so apologies if it's not quite there.1. 暑さ (WARMTH) (0:00)2. 上り坂 (UPHILL) (4:57)3. しようとしている (TRYING) (8:09)4. 天国 (HEAVEN) (13:28)5. 未来 (FUTURE) (18:56) - partially muted due to copyright claim.6. 番号 (NUMBER) (25:29)Enjoy!
New Bi Star Logo! SpaceGuru5 2019-09-02 | It all started from a drawing I made last month. Today, I colored it in, expanded upon the logo's music, and set it in motion using my editing software. I'm absolutely proud of this.
Coyote Comms: Live & Let Die [CGP Grey] SpaceGuru5 2019-08-05 | It took waaaaaaaaaaay too long for me to make this video. I blame work (and society). In today's commentary, we're gonna be looking at a video from CGP Grey (someone I respect on YouTube) discussing the possibility of immortality. What do I have to say about it? Watch the video and find out, gosh.Sources:CGP Grey’s video:youtube.com/watch?v=C25qzDhGLx8Encyclopedia Britannica on Stockholm Syndrome:britannica.com/science/Stockholm-syndromeLife Expectancy by Region (1950-2050):upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cd/LifeExpectancy.pngUS SSA’s Life Expectancy Calculator:ssa.gov/oact/population/longevity.html Life Expectancy at Birth by Race and Sex (1930-2010):infoplease.com/life-expectancy-birth-race-and-sex-1930-2010 Article discussing overpopulation concerns:theguardian.com/environment/2007/aug/31/climatechange.food Diagram of symbiotic relationships by Ian Alexander:upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/64/Symbiotic_relationships_diagram.svgAging: The Biology of Senescence:ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/books/NBK10041 Article discussing the tomb of China's 1st emperor, who overdosed on medicine he thought would make him immortal:livescience.com/22454-ancient-chinese-tomb-terracotta-warriors.html Ted-ED lesson review about gunpowder, which was first created to be used as an immortality potion:ed.ted.com/lessons/the-deadly-irony-of-gunpowder-eric-rosado#review Article discussing the death of King Henry II’s mistress by drinking gold chloride and diethyl ether:telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/france/6865939/French-kings-mistress-poisoned-by-gold-elixir.html 1889 news story on a man who died of blood poisoning after being injected by an “elixir of life”:paperspast.natlib.govt.nz/newspapers/TAN18890925.2.17 Scientists develop anti-aging process in mice:https://www.abc.net.au/news/2013-12-20/scientists-develop-anti-ageing-process-in-mice/5168580A study on the effectiveness on mouse-based studies of human diseases:nature.com/news/preclinical-research-make-mouse-studies-work-1.14913Scientific document explaining the heat death of the universe:http://www.informationphilosopher.com/solutions/scientists/layzer/Frautschi_Science_1982.pdfOfficial NIH article explaining the inevitability of senescence:ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC5724245Harvard Gazette article on anti-aging research, featuring Prof. David Sinclair:https://news.harvard.edu/gazette/story/2019/03/anti-aging-research-prime-time-for-an-impact-on-the-globe/ Scripted 07-10 & 13 Jul 2019Recorded 13-14 Jul 2019Edited 13-14 Jul & 04 Aug 2019Script Checkers:Chai MochaSwords ZennyThe Blind BardThe script:docs.google.com/document/d/1wWYtS1nrhPyPfsZbAmgsQIeUaPKqeAoTnRFj0mIHzG8/edit?usp=sharingMusic:Henry Purcell - "Funeral March for Queen Mary" (1695)Girolamo Frescobaldi - "Recercar con obligo" (1635)ＺΞＤ - ＦＵＴＵＲＥ (2019)ＺΞＤ - ＨＥＡＶＥＮ (2019)
YTP Short: heh HeH HEH ＨＥＨ SpaceGuru5 2019-06-01 | Something I made about a month ago out of late-night boredom.
