Uploaded December 2021 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
it's dember (december) and that means youtube ad revenue is 2-3x higher than normal. so i made this :)
INSTRUMENTAL: youtu.be/gvRv6Kfvuq4
=== l o n k s ===
My Discord Server: discord.gg/n7z4sVG
My Twitter: twitter.com/Legitimoose
My Twitch: twitch.tv/legitimoose
original dember post: imlizy.tumblr.com/post/669339498118873088
lyrics:
it's dember
ad revenue has never been so high
it's dember
my cost per mille is gonna touch the sky
it's dember
i'd better post something so i make money
it's dember
this funny song is all you're gonna get
its dem-ber and im really stressing out
about what i'll post
i dont know what the frick
im gonna make
once a year the amount i get paid
will grow a lot
so i've got to get back on the grind
and to create
it's that time of year again
where as a YouTuber
I feel I have to produce
or I'll die
it's highly optimized
to prioritize posting
when the ads rates are high
if i dont post soon i will miss my chance
to reap the rewards of the holiday plot
but i did not
give a thought
almost nearly forgot
capitalists still exist
and the ads they have bought
benefit me
it's dember
it's demberrr
it's dember
i dont know what to post
it's dember
it's demberrr
it's dember
i think ill post this
it's dember (december) and that means youtube ad revenue is 2-3x higher than normal. so i made this :)
INSTRUMENTAL: youtu.be/gvRv6Kfvuq4
=== l o n k s ===
My Discord Server: discord.gg/n7z4sVG
My Twitter: twitter.com/Legitimoose
My Twitch: twitch.tv/legitimoose
original dember post: imlizy.tumblr.com/post/669339498118873088
lyrics:
it's dember
ad revenue has never been so high
it's dember
my cost per mille is gonna touch the sky
it's dember
i'd better post something so i make money
it's dember
this funny song is all you're gonna get
its dem-ber and im really stressing out
about what i'll post
i dont know what the frick
im gonna make
once a year the amount i get paid
will grow a lot
so i've got to get back on the grind
and to create
it's that time of year again
where as a YouTuber
I feel I have to produce
or I'll die
it's highly optimized
to prioritize posting
when the ads rates are high
if i dont post soon i will miss my chance
to reap the rewards of the holiday plot
but i did not
give a thought
almost nearly forgot
capitalists still exist
and the ads they have bought
benefit me
it's dember
it's demberrr
it's dember
i dont know what to post
it's dember
it's demberrr
it's dember
i think ill post this


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