Uploaded May 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago

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LYRICS

[verse]
Your show slagged me off
It's bum fudge in a bog
So Cog's comin' at ya
Like a toilet with a clog
Mine's broken, I'm tokin', you're jokin' about me
So now I'm gonna crash out ah mate just you wait and see
I'm gonna seethe and shout
I'm gonna crash right out
Gonna have a massive melty sure as DSP has gout
What's the point?
Disappoint
Smoke a joint or two.
Coping and seething
Ah mate you know it's true

[chorus]
It's Cog.
It's Cog.
It's Cog who's the king on his broken throne
Yeah it's Cog
It's Cog.
Yeah Cog's in the house that the government owns, YEAH!

[solo]

[verse]
I haven't got a wage
You're on the Kick front page
So Cog's gonna get ya
Mate just watch me bloody rage
Mate listen, your dissin' is pissin' me off
I'm not just gonna sit here while you take the mick and scoff
But I'm here
Every year
With me Yorkshire Tea
Coping and seething
Just like I'll always be!

[chorus]
It's Cog.
It's Cog.
It's Cog who's the king on his broken throne
Yeah it's Cog
It's Cog.
Yeah Cog's in the house that the government owns!

OI!
OI!
OI!
OI!