Uploaded June 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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"500 Moves (I'm Gonna Lab)", is the Sebbywebz music video about TEKKEN 8. To celebrate EVO 2026, we're doing a Scottish parody of the fighting game by Bandai Namco, lead by Katsuhiro Harada. I made this in the style of the song "500 Miles (I'm Gonna Be)" by The Proclaimers, a classic boomer rock band from Scotland. Starring your favorite characters, Jin Kazama, Kazuya Mishima, Lars, Azucena, Lili, Feng, Paul, King, Nina, Bryan Fury, Xiaoyu, Leroy, Raven, Hwoarang, Panda, Kuma, Jack-8, Steve Fox, Alisa Bosconovitch, Lee, Law, Heihachi, Eddy Gordo, Clive Rosfield - and more! Soon to feature Bob, Roger, and Yujiro Hanma from Baki. Originally on Playstation, this series has been a mainstay of the FGC for a long time. It is now an Esports staple at EVO, with legendary players like Knee and Arslan Ash. This vid features your fav content creators LowTierGod, Rangchu & Fergus, Pokchop vs Ghirlanda. The best TEKKEN meme vid you'll ever see. Inspired by the funny songs of Weird Al Yankovic, but with a gaming twist.

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LYRICS

When I’m pokin’
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s spammin’ pokes at you
When I’m plus-frames
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s plus-on-block with you
When I backdash
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’ll KBD from you
When you’re whiffin’
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s whiff-punishing you

But I would lab 500 moves
And I would lab 500 more
Just to beat the scrub who labbed 1000 moves
then kicked me on the floor

When I parry
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s wall-carryin’ you
When I Snake Edge
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’ll launch & combo you
When I oki
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’ll wake-up pressure you
And when I Rage Art,
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who stole that round from you

But I would lab 500 moves
And I would lab 500 more
Just to beat the scrub who labbed 1000 moves
then ki-charged like a dog

Firecracker
Excavator
Optimizer
Separator
KBD-dada-dee-dada-dee-dada-dee-da-da

Double Lift Kick
Gates of Hades
Thunder Godfist
Iron Lady
KBD-dada-dee-dada-dee-dada-dee-da-da

When I mix-up
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’ll 50-50 you
When I’m cheesin’
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’s knowledge-checkin’ you
When I Rank Up
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’ll be demotin’ you
And when you rageplug
Well I know I’m gonna be
I’m gonna be the man who’ll point and laugh at you
(I’m gonna be the man who’ll point and laugh at you)

But I would lab 500 moves
And I would lab 500 more
Just to beat the scrub who labbed 1000 moves
then dared to spam their taunt

Boa Crusher
Root of Evil
Muscle Buster
Silver Needle
KBD-dada-dee-dada-dee-dada-dee-da-da

Spear of Alu
Poison Arrow
Shun Masatsu
Hustle Elbow
KBD-dada-dee-dada-dee-dada-dee-da-da

Hara Kiri
British Lancer
Minazuki
Spinning Panda
KBD-dada-dee-dada-dee-dada-dee-da-da

Geyser Cannon
Smell the Coffee
Feather Landing
Stupid Parry
KBD-dada-dee-dada-dee-dada-dee-da-da

But I would lab 500 moves
And I would lab 500 more
Just to beat the scrub who labbed 1000 moves
then rageplugged Alt + F4

Lyrics & Vocals by Sebbywebz
Visuals by FlaysEdits
Backing Track by Nik Holub
Mixed & Mastered by Paulo G
Thumbnail by Froggy

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