Uploaded September 2022 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
iPhone 14 is an excellent device with many, many, many, many new features compared to the old, useless, petty iPhone 13. One of these excellent, innovative, shiny new features is “Crash Detection”. Essentially, when you find yourself in a car crash, iPhone 14 will use this new software locked feature to detect when a crash has occurred and will alert help. Does it live up to Apple’s words? Let’s find out!
iPhone 14 is an excellent device with many, many, many, many new features compared to the old, useless, petty iPhone 13. One of these excellent, innovative, shiny new features is “Crash Detection”. Essentially, when you find yourself in a car crash, iPhone 14 will use this new software locked feature to detect when a crash has occurred and will alert help. Does it live up to Apple’s words? Let’s find out!
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You want big dawg to describe this installation of the Thingy Show? Geez. Heh um. Wellll. FIRE FIRE FIRE! Oh god fire coming towards me and my home, right? It is fire time, kids. Grab your steel umbrellas because it rain fire too. I described it, ok? Watch this fantastic episode of The Thingy Show. Episode 6 if I’m correct! I am because I checked. Ok.
Homie dat made Niagara Falls songy wongy: https://www.instagram.com/ma_ko.1?igsh=d21sMTFvbXY3ajcx")
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Simple, I am. I zoom in. I take a closer look. Not like a regular closer look. No sir. I truly take a closer look fo real and fo sho. Press play on that little video above this description, yo. That’s my proof pudding. The Thingy Show creator done talking now. Aa.")
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Wowzerz! An insta360 Evo! A magical camera with two abilities of which many find quite “useless”. Nuh uh. Not this thingy guy. This thingy guy of the Thingy Show Episode 11 will not let this be a “useless” thingy. All thingys have purpose. Great powerful purpose. Watch me utilize this thingy to a limited potential. Over. And. Out!
Garbage fire in 3D!!!!!!!: https://youtu.be/jj3v1hQs5nU?si=iac9PLqPaT7jlzsL")
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Stop shivering in ur pants man. It’s okay, bud. Breathe. It’s only me and my milkers- w-WHAT?? U wike it? You shiver with excitement and not fear and dread? That’s great man enjoy this The Thingy Show® Episode 8 for me and we can talk about it after maybe. K goot buy!")
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We have only incredible, exclusive, and beautiful content here on The Thingy Show. Today I extend this promise. I show you a literal Time Machine, yuh. Aint no pewds reviewing no actual Time Machine, yuh. ONLY for you my dawgies. Let us step back in time and yeah. We finna see what happened")
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Love is a powerful thing. It can make u in love. But can I truly love a tree? Listen up this Thingy Show episode 13 is underway and chainsaws have something to do with it. Typing you this description is the least I can do to make you excited for this here Thingy Show. I want to shoutout the chineeese for this video. Let me leave it at that for you. You’re prepared. Press play.")
