Uploaded October 2021 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
I wield the hammer. This means I am worthy. Though I might have dipped on the foos for quite a bit, it seems I am still worthy. This means more content must come, as I am worthy to do so. I don’t care what you think. I am worthy. More is to come. BRRRA BRRRA BRRRRA WORTHY BIG MAHN IN DA HOUUUUUUSE BIIIG W
I wield the hammer. This means I am worthy. Though I might have dipped on the foos for quite a bit, it seems I am still worthy. This means more content must come, as I am worthy to do so. I don’t care what you think. I am worthy. More is to come. BRRRA BRRRA BRRRRA WORTHY BIG MAHN IN DA HOUUUUUUSE BIIIG W
![surgically implant this into my eye socket, pretty please [The Thingy Show 17]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_EEKkvq5QBY/mqdefault.jpg "surgically implant this into my eye socket, pretty please [The Thingy Show 17]
Simple, I am. I zoom in. I take a closer look. Not like a regular closer look. No sir. I truly take a closer look fo real and fo sho. Press play on that little video above this description, yo. That’s my proof pudding. The Thingy Show creator done talking now. Aa.")
![The most illegal rare discontinued banned camera ever made [The Thingy Show 11]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/_a6LgVcTWMM/mqdefault.jpg "The most illegal rare discontinued banned camera ever made [The Thingy Show 11]
Wowzerz! An insta360 Evo! A magical camera with two abilities of which many find quite “useless”. Nuh uh. Not this thingy guy. This thingy guy of the Thingy Show Episode 11 will not let this be a “useless” thingy. All thingys have purpose. Great powerful purpose. Watch me utilize this thingy to a limited potential. Over. And. Out!
Garbage fire in 3D!!!!!!!: https://youtu.be/jj3v1hQs5nU?si=iac9PLqPaT7jlzsL")
![Huge N*ked Man Gains Night Vision (miracle) [The Thingy Show 8]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/atWsZ54RfV0/mqdefault.jpg "Huge N*ked Man Gains Night Vision (miracle) [The Thingy Show 8]
Stop shivering in ur pants man. It’s okay, bud. Breathe. It’s only me and my milkers- w-WHAT?? U wike it? You shiver with excitement and not fear and dread? That’s great man enjoy this The Thingy Show® Episode 8 for me and we can talk about it after maybe. K goot buy!")
![Lemme show you a REAL Time Machine (really really) [The Thingy Show 19]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/bWCqJVocEls/mqdefault.jpg "Lemme show you a REAL Time Machine (really really) [The Thingy Show 19]
We have only incredible, exclusive, and beautiful content here on The Thingy Show. Today I extend this promise. I show you a literal Time Machine, yuh. Aint no pewds reviewing no actual Time Machine, yuh. ONLY for you my dawgies. Let us step back in time and yeah. We finna see what happened")
![Can you truly fall in deep love with a tree? [The Thingy Show 13]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/c-VIiXcDyYw/mqdefault.jpg "Can you truly fall in deep love with a tree? [The Thingy Show 13]
Love is a powerful thing. It can make u in love. But can I truly love a tree? Listen up this Thingy Show episode 13 is underway and chainsaws have something to do with it. Typing you this description is the least I can do to make you excited for this here Thingy Show. I want to shoutout the chineeese for this video. Let me leave it at that for you. You’re prepared. Press play.")
![Large Man Discovers New Hawaiian Island [The Thingy Show 5]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/eFdkdjgjYpk/mqdefault.jpg "Large Man Discovers New Hawaiian Island [The Thingy Show 5]
I am a beautiful explorer and I am so very gifted. So VERY gifted. Look at me. The way I stand. The way I look. So beautiful. Today on this beautiful Thingy Show, I find a new treasure. And I conquer it. For the people. Not the people on it but for like regular people. We are so very gifted to have such a beautiful explorer on this beautiful one earth. That’s me Alex. Thanks for reading. Wow. The Thingy Show Episode 5 is blessed today.")
