Uploaded November 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Lyrics:
The new champ is a girl, but she looks like a man
Her spells have so much text that I didn’t understand
Woah, and have you seen her lore

She’ll never be alone while she’s fighting in lane
She’s got Nagakaboris, that’s a hell of a name
Hey hey, and If you see it run away

1,2,3 the Tentacles surrounding me
They’re smashing me to pieces while she’s gaining back HP
1,2,3 Tentacles I must defeat
To lift me of this curse so that i’m finally free

Pulling out your soul
Attacking from the walls
Illoai will grab hold
They won’t let go 
The Tentacles

She’ll teach a hard lesson by destroying your team
Picked up a Triforce she’s building full AD 
My my, those ratios are so high

She won’t die when her health is low
The tentacles are healing her with every blow
Oh oh, she’s testing all of her foes

1,2,3 the Tentacles surrounding me
They’re climbing up your windows snatching up your HP
1,2,3 I’m low on health I gotta “B”
She’s half across the map but they still find their way to me!

Instrumental by: youtube.com/watch?v=f27nWg3oY5Y