Uploaded May 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Ezreal and Taric voiced by Chris
Instrumental by: Instalok Tony

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Lyrics:

Ezreal:
I’m about to show you a true display of skill
Time to get these hands dirty from the blood that I will spill

It’s been 6 years and I’ve hardly changed
It took a million reworks for you to see some play

I’ve got more jumps than mario
You’re like a store brand fabio

Say what you want about me I won’t give an Essence Flux
And since you like gems so much i’ve got some family jewels that you can suck

I’ve got 3 times the skins, even an Ulitmate to show
How liked I’ve been, wait, where’d the rest of your t-shirt go?

Taric:
Everybody knows just how stunning I am
But they just want to report you for all the Q’s you spam

Your hair might be perfection but your skills go 1 direction
Always hoping for a mirror lane to see my own reflection

I could counter your kit if I just step to the side
You just kite back, run and hide, be a man! Where’s your pride?

They say, “Always use protection” so I’ll be your defenses
Lane with me bot, and i’ll be sure to make you come to your senses

Ezreal:
I’m not gonna lane with a man in pink furry boots
How can I focus on CS’ing while you’re staring at my glutes

And you think I didn’t notice all those sexual innuendos?
I’d rather have a mute support like Sona with crescendos

I would run down mid and arcane shift straight into the fountain
Before I’d ever climb with you on this brokeback mountain

I don't need you, I’ll protect myself, escape or close the gap
When this is over you’ll see you’ve lost, you’re gonna need a map

Taric:
You’re still building blue after 3 whole seasons
That’s so old i guess it looks like you belong in a museum

Turning coals into diamonds, i’ll have the worst players climbing
And in the heat of the battle i’ll be unblemished and shinning

I wield an ancient power that you just wouldn’t understand
Good luck finding me in ranked, like tyler1 i'm permabanned

We’re all friends here, no need to BM
Just follow back on twitter, let me slide in those DM’s

I know you’re name is EZ but you’re playing hard to get
Just let me lane with you and I know you won’t regret