Uploaded April 2016 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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Lyrics:

Once I was 7-0
Till the dragon ganked me
He was phasing through terrain while he was roaming
Once I was 7-0

Creates a newborn star, and then he makes it bigger
And when he is coming after me he’s always moving quicker
By eleven minutes it’s his fifth time down the river
Getting slapped up by his balls has got my whole team triggered

Now he is 11-0
My mid lane told me
“Go sit in base if you just gon’ be feeding”
How is he 11-0?

Forgot he had a team, because he’s all that I see
So let’s catch the others out and we can pick up a lead
But then without a warning
He kills us while were warding
A dragon with short arms and legs he’s just a cosmic corgi

I fought Aurelion Sol
He countered with ult
I had him but he pushed me back and slowed me
Killed by Aurelion Sol

I’m just trying to get by
By pushing a small wave of creeps
When from the edge of fog of war
I see him headed for me
With all of that movement speed
I had to burn flash to retreat
But how can I avoid a stun
The size of a galaxy!

Soon he’ll be 60 and 0
They should have already won
But he won’t take our towers down ‘cause he’s still having fun
I cannot wait to report this guy when the game is done
But there’s no way that this can end without him dying once

Must kill Aurelion Sol
Will I carry out my goal
Or will I have to let him finish Legendary
Must kill Aurelion Sol