Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Navardan Lokk is a wandering Mirialan troubadour, philosopher, and outlaw.
With a sharp tongue and a banjitar always slung across his back, he has been a voice of dissent since the waning days of the Republic. Then, his songs were fiery critiques of corruption and hypocrisy in the Senate; under Imperial rule, they have become unrelenting acts of rebellion.
Lokk is infamous for slipping through Imperial fingers — evading warrants, vanishing into backwater systems, and reappearing without warning. One day he might hijack a Holonet buoy to broadcast a new song across a sector; the next, he’s in a crowded cantina, stormtroopers closing in as he strums and sings with casual defiance — only to vanish out a back door.
Always one step ahead, Navardan Lokk has grown into a living legend of resistance.
The lyrics, translated from Huttese:
[Verse 1]
They’re so pretty, and they’re so white,
So clean, and so nice.
When they march through our streets,
With their blasters and their machines.
[Bridge]
Chained to their master,
Told they can do whatever he says.
Idiots in armor and with blasters,
That’s what they are.
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[Bridge]
They think they’re so strong,
So important and brave.
[Verse 2]
But these “heroes” of the Republic —
Oh, sorry: the "Empire"!
These “tough” stormtroopers:
They’re nothing but dogs.
Nothing but dogs!
[Bridge]
Stormtrooper, little stormtrooper.
Slaves to the Emperor, you know it.
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[Verse 3]
They think we’re so weak,
They think we’re so afraid.
But they don’t know,
What’s coming for them someday.
For them, for them someday...
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[bridge]
Oo-ooh, Imperials think,
That they’re strong.
Ooh, but they’re so mistaken.
So wrong, so wrong.
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[Outro]
They think they’re so strong,
So important and brave.
They think we’re so weak,
They think we’re so afraid.
Ooh, but they’re so wrong.
Ooh-ooh-oh, but they’re so wrong.
Stormtrooper idiots!
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These original songs were composed and written by me, then translated into my custom, extended version of Huttese, which I call "PufferGlitch Huttese" or the "Poglichii Accent" ( see more at tinyurl.com/PufferGlitchHuttese ). The tracks were then brought to life using Suno ( tinyurl.com/PufferSuno ) and as PufferGlitch Ambience, I retain the rights to these compositions.
The artist names I’ve assigned to each track are entirely fictional, as I enjoy adding a bit of lore to each piece.
I’m also overjoyed to see these tracks featured in fan videos, as long as my YouTube channel is properly credited and tagged.
#StarWars #StarWarsMusic #Ambience
Navardan Lokk is a wandering Mirialan troubadour, philosopher, and outlaw.
With a sharp tongue and a banjitar always slung across his back, he has been a voice of dissent since the waning days of the Republic. Then, his songs were fiery critiques of corruption and hypocrisy in the Senate; under Imperial rule, they have become unrelenting acts of rebellion.
Lokk is infamous for slipping through Imperial fingers — evading warrants, vanishing into backwater systems, and reappearing without warning. One day he might hijack a Holonet buoy to broadcast a new song across a sector; the next, he’s in a crowded cantina, stormtroopers closing in as he strums and sings with casual defiance — only to vanish out a back door.
Always one step ahead, Navardan Lokk has grown into a living legend of resistance.
The lyrics, translated from Huttese:
[Verse 1]
They’re so pretty, and they’re so white,
So clean, and so nice.
When they march through our streets,
With their blasters and their machines.
[Bridge]
Chained to their master,
Told they can do whatever he says.
Idiots in armor and with blasters,
That’s what they are.
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[Bridge]
They think they’re so strong,
So important and brave.
[Verse 2]
But these “heroes” of the Republic —
Oh, sorry: the "Empire"!
These “tough” stormtroopers:
They’re nothing but dogs.
Nothing but dogs!
[Bridge]
Stormtrooper, little stormtrooper.
Slaves to the Emperor, you know it.
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[Verse 3]
They think we’re so weak,
They think we’re so afraid.
But they don’t know,
What’s coming for them someday.
For them, for them someday...
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[bridge]
Oo-ooh, Imperials think,
That they’re strong.
Ooh, but they’re so mistaken.
So wrong, so wrong.
[Chorus]
Stormtrooper idiots!
Dogs of the Empire,
They’re all losers!
Stormtrooper idiots:
Wearing their pretty armor,
Thinking they’re strong.
Dogs of the Empire,
Shukking stormtroopers!
Oo-ooh-ah!
[Outro]
They think they’re so strong,
So important and brave.
They think we’re so weak,
They think we’re so afraid.
Ooh, but they’re so wrong.
Ooh-ooh-oh, but they’re so wrong.
Stormtrooper idiots!
-------------------------------------------------
If you enjoy this song, please like and subscribe to support the channel, and may the Force be with you!
To support me or to grab some RPG tokens, check out my Ko-Fi page: ko-fi.com/pufferfishguy
These original songs were composed and written by me, then translated into my custom, extended version of Huttese, which I call "PufferGlitch Huttese" or the "Poglichii Accent" ( see more at tinyurl.com/PufferGlitchHuttese ). The tracks were then brought to life using Suno ( tinyurl.com/PufferSuno ) and as PufferGlitch Ambience, I retain the rights to these compositions.
The artist names I’ve assigned to each track are entirely fictional, as I enjoy adding a bit of lore to each piece.
I’m also overjoyed to see these tracks featured in fan videos, as long as my YouTube channel is properly credited and tagged.
#StarWars #StarWarsMusic #Ambience
