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Im a B*tch (MTG Parody)  @MTGRemy
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Changelings are a bit much.

LYRICS:

Victim of Night your creature
It’s a Changeling
Huh?

You hate the world today
You tried to target me but guess what?
I can change (Your cards talk?)

I can understand how you’d be so confused
I’m a blue creature, it’s true
But I’m a little bit of everything all rolled into one

I’m a witch, I’m a soldier
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sliver I’m a saint
Changelings are everything

I’m an elf, an efreet
And a vampire too, it seems
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

So here’s a heart-to-heart
Before you target me maybe re-read the card
Cuz when you’re playing all those sorceries and instants
And you’re building up your Thing
When you finally get to flip it
The effect won’t do a thing

Cuz I’m a fish, I’m a dragon
I’m a nymph, I’m a wagon
I’m a dingus, I’m a drake
Both hatched and an egg

I’m an elk, I’m a leech
Everything in between
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

Just when you think you’ve got me figured out
My subtype’s already changing
I could be a bee, could be a rose
Yes, I pollenate me

I’m a beast, I’m a bringer
I’m a priest, I’m a stinger
I’m a spirit, I’m a geese
A cleric and deceased

I’m a djinn, a faerie
You won’t be tapping me
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

I’m an imp
I’m a tree
An enchantress on some leaves
Maybe you should use another
I’m an angel undercover

How about a big board wipe?
I’m no longer alive
You know I wouldn’t want it any other way

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