Uploaded June 2023 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Sometimes Commander gets a little too competitive.

LYRICS:

Jin-Gitaxias, PASS
Static Orb, PASS
Overload Cyclonic Rift, PASS
Remy?

It’s “no” in German time, yes it’s nein thirty
We’re looking low on life, let’s all gain thirty
Here’s a couple counters for your building
Here’s some extra cards, oh it’s so thrilling
I’m establishing to you I’m not a villain
I’m just chilling
How we feel right now?

Oh, we’ve been so down and under pressure
Oh, it’s feeling like CEDH now
Oh, this isn’t that much fun, don’t you agree? (Yeah…)
But things could get better

Here have a token
Here gain a life
We’ll have so much fun
As long as I’m alive
Okay, alright, cuz it’s group hug time

But no card you’re playing
Can get first place
My win condition’s
The smile on every face
Okay, alright, cuz it’s group hug time

In a little I’m-a need a little mayo
To put on my sandwich
In the meantime here’s a token, it’s a hippo
I made with my Pheldagriff

Oh, we’ve been so down and under pressure
Oh, it’s feeling like CEDH now
Oh, is this the kind of guy you wanna be? (No…)
Look, things could get better

Here have a token
Here gain a life
We’ll have so much fun
If you keep me alive
Okay, alright, cuz it’s group hug time

I cast a Sleep but
I target me
Got more Sleep Hugging
Than Josh Duggar can’t you see

It’s okay, alright,
Yeah it’s group hug time

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