Uploaded May 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Remy casts several auras to get the party started.

LYRICS:

When I bust out my Auras deck
My playgroup friends all give me a yawn
But I haven’t had this much fun since
The end of last millenium

Like The Thing’s family circumcisionist
I’m dropping Stoneskins liberally
And Holding more Gates
Than Melinda until recently

I’m pumping up my cat so much
You’d be excused for calling me Iams
Cuz tonight I am attacking
With a 19/99

I’m shooting more Webs than
Toby Maguire in a big movie
And boring my opponents more than
Toby Maguire as party DJ

You take 100 minus 1
It’s 19 power, that’s not right
I have Doran, I’m attacking
With a 19/99

My friends don’t play with me anymore
They’ve all been gone for days
I guess my Doran deck will no longer
Be getting any plays

I crew myself into my vehicle
I turn the key and I just drive
I’m buylisting my foil Arcardes
For $19.99

The 19/99 creature:
Generous Stray
Eldrazi Conscription
Mythic Proportions
Stoneskin (4x)
Solidarity (4x)
Shape the Sands (3x)
Hold the Gates (2x)
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