Uploaded November 2013 | Updated September 2026, 50 minutes ago

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Parody of I'll Sue Ya by Weird Al Yankovic youtube.com/watch?v=MeXQBHLIPcw

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LYRICS

I ship Gilda/Dash
Cause they both went to flight camp together
And I bet they kissed

I ship Applebloom
But not with any other CMC
It's gotta be Twist

Huh, I ship Daisy/Rose
Cause the flowers ponies
Don't get enough love from the fans

I ship Discord
Not with anyone yet, but don't worry
I got awesome plans

I ship Luna/Zecora
Cause a zebra Alicorn
Would really make the show complete

Ugh, I ship Pinkie/Scratch
Because their party music
Would always have the greatest beat

I ship Shining/Twilight
Cause I was watching Game of Thrones
And I thought what they did was cool

I ship Cranky/Shy
Cause they're both really sweet
And I wanna see a baby mule

Yeah!

If they're both seen in the same shot
If I like the story, or if I think it's hot

I'm gonna ship, ship
Yes, Im' gonna ship
Ship, Ship, till they're kissing on the lip
I'm gonna ship, ship
Yes, Im' gonna ship
Ship, ship, Yeah I might even ship you

Ugh!

I ship Gustav
Cause he has an awesome moustache
Which we all know is Rarity's thing

I ship Bon/Fire
Cause they're voices change
So I really wanna hear them sing

I ship Soarin/Jack
Cause if they got together
Rainbow Dash would be so jealous

I ship Celestia/Mac
Because bagging a princess
Is the best way to brag to the fellas

I ship Derpy/Chrysalis
Cause I once had a dream
Where they both had to make a burrito

I ship Cheerilee
With Mayor Mare, Caramel, Iron Will
And Danny Devito

I ship Spike with No one
Because he's underage
Even though that'll upset the fanon

I ship Flashlight
...
Awww, you all know it's canon

Ugh

As long as they exist
Then the ship is good

My ship's always right
Have I made that understood?

I'm gonna ship, ship
Yes, Im' gonna ship
Ship, Ship, till they're kissing on the lip
I'm gonna ship, ship
Yes, Im' gonna ship
Ship, ship, Yeah I might even ship you

Ugh
Ugh
Ugh

I'll ship ya, it's my OTP
I'll ship even with my own OC (*4)

I'll ship ya!
Ha ha ha ha ha
I'll ship ya!
I ship your waifus!

I'll ship ya!
Ha ha ha ha ha
Flip Yea!
I'll ship Ya

Ugh!